Ted Cruz says the US needs a Space Force to combat space pirates

[GHOST!!!!]

Why did he shoot that Eagle though? They all have forward facing weapons so it wasn't even aiming at him, wow what dick.

[MissingGlitch]

He must be a Samus main.

[God of the Grove]

This again? I feel like I am watching a rerun.

Please tell me what a space force could theoretically do that anti-satellite missiles coulden't. Better yet, Cruz, please stop taking some of the more nonsensical things Trump says as gospel

[Doom64hunter]

In the future, the US will invade other planets for their Phazon.

[FlandersNed]

Ted's a speedrunner, we usually need to get the Morph ball first before they even spawn.

[Blueleaf]

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1128848584164761600

[PiddlezMcFuzz]

If we pool all of FP's money together maybe we can afford a small sounding rocket we can launch into space, to use for piracy

Who's with me

[Mmrnmhrm]

They're gonna steal our satellites with their space nets, then bring them back down and sell them to India.

[WINDOWS098]

Finally, our Nanotrasen stations won't be hit every two seconds by these thieves.

[Paul-Simon]

http://puu.sh/DtbNY.jpg

[Mmrnmhrm]

Funny, that was exactly what I was thinking.