Petition going on in San Francisco to ban male circumcision - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Natahster;29501711]I actually don't. Inform me.[/QUOTE] "In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant" quoted from wikipedo

Wait, why were the girls looking at a guy's dick in a locker room :v:

Let's dissect this. [QUOTE=Fart Commander;29501518]when you are uncircumcised, your glans penis (the head of the penis) is an internal organ. Your foreskin is there to protect your glans from harm, to aid in sexual intercourse and masturbation, and to keep it moist for sexual intercourse. Even the all-dreaded smegma is actually your body's natural lubricant, and it also helps clean the glans. All of this has a purpose for the penis, and it was all created by either God if you are religious or millions of years of evolution if you are an atheist.[B] General facts about being uncut [/B] When you are circumcised, your body adapts to the loss of the foreskin, just as it would adapt if you lost an eyelid. [B]Isn't that a good thing [/B] The glans is now an external organ, and as a result of the loss of foreskin, your glans gets hard [B](i guess hard is bad)[/B], calloused[B] (calloused means hard)[/B] and larger[B] (Your dick gets larger? OH NO)[/B] to simulate the protection of the foreskin. Because of this, it gets much harder to achieve orgasm for circumcised males due to the once sensitive glans being calloused over and desensitized from years of rubbing against their pants and underwear.[B] (So you're saying you'll last longer in bed, that's absolutely horrifying)[/B] The point of pre-ejaculate is now lost due to having no foreskin to lubricate,[B](Good thing I have some KY eh?)[/B] and smegma seizes to be made[B] (Oh the humanity!)[/B]. In many cases there will be discoloration of part of the penis's shaft due to circumcision.[B](Discoloration = Bad)[/B] In short, it doesn't matter if your holy book wants a blood sacrifice for your god, it doesn't matter if the girls you know think it "looks better", It doesn't matter if men you know think it "looks better"[B](Benefit)[/B], it doesn't matter if you think that a circumcised penis "looks better"[B](Benefit)[/B], it doesn't matter if you think you will have lower chances of a urinary tract infection, HIV/Aids, ect.[B](Benefit)[/B] if you are circumcised, and it doesn't matter if you think that having a circumcised penis is "cleaner"[B](Benefit)[/B]. Circumcision is mutilation, and anyone who thinks that they are better off for it is an ignorant motherfucker.[B](Even though the last sentence is a list of why circumcision is good, it's actually terrible)[/B] Everything on your penis has a purpose, and there is no reason to be circumcised other than if you have phimosis, and even that can in most cases be treated without circumcision.[B](If you remove something that has a purpose, you did a bad thing. Even though I stated in the second paragraph that your body will adapt to it)[/B] [/QUOTE] So pretty much the only bad things about circumcision is: your glans get hard (It's not that big of a deal, really) some minor discoloration (Really minor. It's not like it turns green, it changes to another tone of red/tan) and you aren't naturally lubricated as much (Everyone uses lube nowadays anyway). The good things are - (Allegedly) bigger dick (I really doubt anything changes though) Last longer in bed People think it looks better (More of a societal thing though) Your body adapts to being circumcised (not good or bad, just a fact really) From a societal point of view, you don't look like a freak if you get circumcised due to phimosis 60% lower chance of HIV transmission (best thing about it) What have we learned? This whole thing is pointless because there isn't a definitive reason you should pick either one. Fuck this argument, I've spent the last two hours of my life talking about dicks. And I can guaruntee you that even if they got this on the ballot it wouldn't pass as over half of american men are circumcised, and most women prefer uncircumcised dicks. So the vote would look roughly 75-25 to 66-33 somewhere in that range with this law getting show down. I bid you good day.

This thread has turned into a giant dick waving session.

[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;29501809]Let's dissect this. Not a very convincing argument.[/QUOTE] holy shit, you best be trolling because you are one of the most ill-informed people i've ever seen on this website, and all i fucking do is lurk.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;29501731] And I don't see why a chick would care since an erect penis isn't covered by the skin anymore[/QUOTE] if she did care that would be grounds for immediate dismissal "hah look at your dick" "hah get the fuck out bitch"

[QUOTE=thisispain;29501895]if she did care that would be grounds for immediate dismissal "hah look at your dick" "hah get the fuck out bitch"[/QUOTE] Never got a first time because of that :smith: Apparently American women think I have a disorder :v:

[QUOTE=Swilly;29502005]Never got a first time because of that :smith: Apparently American women think I have a disorder :v:[/QUOTE] You don't want to be with a girl that superficial anyway unless you're a horny retard.

[QUOTE=Sanius;29502032]You don't want to be with a girl that superficial anyway unless you're a horny retard.[/QUOTE] It was my first time, holy shit. And of course a r-tard your first time.

[QUOTE=Sanius;29502032]You don't want to be with a girl that superficial anyway unless you're a [B]horny retard[/B].[/QUOTE] AKA all high school students

I seriously don't understand how this whole non-jewish people getting circumcised thing ever caught on in america. It was not until I was exposed to american documentaries and debates that I ever imagined a someone would have a circumcision for non religious reasons.

[QUOTE=Swilly;29502005]Never got a first time because of that :smith: Apparently American women think I have a disorder :v:[/QUOTE] really? like, really? wow fuck that seriously

Why does everyone get into such a big argument, are you guys that sensitive about what other people think about your penis? Get over it, it's fine either way, I dunno, personally I don't care that I was circumcised, it really DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL.

Not one girl in this thread.

[QUOTE=thisispain;29502120]really? like, really? wow fuck that seriously[/QUOTE] Do you see why I like women who aren't American and why I want to leave this shit hole :v:?

I don't know if this has been said before, but men who are circumcised are at much lower risk for becoming infected with an STD or HIV.

[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;29502309]Not one girl in this thread.[/QUOTE] I don't know. Probably because they don't have a penis.

[QUOTE=Sanius;29501705]Holy shit, do you know anything about human anatomy? You need smegma.[/QUOTE] Dude what I don't get it and I got my whole cock. [editline]29th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;29502309]Not one girl in this thread.[/QUOTE] Penises are man business. [editline]29th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Tetracycline;29502122]Why does everyone get into such a big argument, are you guys that sensitive about what other people think about your penis? Get over it, it's fine either way, I dunno, personally I don't care that I was circumcised, it really DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL.[/QUOTE] You like justin beiber. It's like you just don't realise how lame you are. [editline]29th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;29501731]If someone makes a comment about your dick in a locker room, be it good or bad, I think you have fine grounds to hit him in the face Seriously, who does that Do you? Are you some kind of dick analyst? And I don't see why a chick would care since an erect penis isn't covered by the skin anymore[/QUOTE] This is why professional dick analysts are posting online these days.

As far as I am aware you only get dick cheese if you don't wash your cock.

[QUOTE=Swilly;29502319]Do you see why I like women who aren't American and why I want to leave this shit hole :v:?[/QUOTE] now don't lose hope they aren't all like that i know for a fact they aren't cuz i had sex with them :smug:

I don't really see whats wrong with getting circumcised. It doesn't make a difference if you do or don't, except for the cleaning part....right?

American girls are easy they love accents, especially English ones, preferably south eastern ones.

[QUOTE=Vasili;29502536]American girls are easy they love accents, especially English ones, preferably south eastern ones.[/QUOTE] yeah if you speak proper posh english, which is what they think all british people speak not if you are like me, who puts a fucking swear word in between every half-enunciated word

I'm circumcised and I'm fine with it. I was forced though but it's a cultural thing and I understood that. Didn't really matter much except for the first few weeks your dick looked like it got chewed off by a dog. This petition kind of irks me. Not that it bans circumcision but it bans something that might be culturally important to someone else, something that doesn't harm anyone else.

[QUOTE=Motherfucker;29502357]Dude what I don't get it and I got my whole cock. [editline]29th April 2011[/editline] Penises are man business. [editline]29th April 2011[/editline] You like justin beiber. It's like you just don't realise how lame you are. [editline]29th April 2011[/editline] This is why professional dick analysts are posting online these days.[/QUOTE] So, my argument was totally ignored because of my musical tastes? Get over yourself.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;29501731]If someone makes a comment about your dick in a locker room, be it good or bad, I think you have fine grounds to hit him in the face Seriously, who does that Do you? Are you some kind of dick analyst? And I don't see why a chick would care since an erect penis isn't covered by the skin anymore[/QUOTE] Redcow17, dick analyst.

More of this pointless fucking argument? circumcised and uncircumcised should be autoban words, these threads are nothing but HURRDURR MY DICK IS BETTER THEN YOUR DICK.

Yet another Facepunch circumcised vs uncircumcised debate.

[QUOTE=Folgergeist;29502793]Yet another Facepunch circumcised vs uncircumcised debate. [/QUOTE] You're a bit late, mate, thread has been going on for a good 20 hours.

Thanks for the tip