God damn it: China begins mass-producing Inflatable Sexy Pony dolls
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[QUOTE=Crimor;46979888]It's not really scalping when they only sell it in bulk, they need a middleman to sell it.[/QUOTE]
Hm granted, but I still wouldn't have the money, pity really, my sudden but inexplicably cut short dreams of becoming a millionaire from selling Pony sex dolls will never come true.
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Crimor;46979901]But it attracts bronies, how are you gonna solve that? It's the age old problem of releasing snakes on your property to deal with rats, then releasing badgers to deal with snakes, etc.[/QUOTE]
Hang it over a snake pit.
oh man, i have so many peoples Christmas presents sorted this year.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;46979809]Holy shit the comments on that site. :suicide:
They actually seem seriously interested in it.[/QUOTE]
Horse news sometimes is satire, and thus, most of the comments are too.
[editline]21st January 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;46979887]i don't know what's worse; the possibility of MLP sex doll sweatshops or the fact that we even know this thing exists because of a horse dedicated news source. now that's a rainbow colored double edged sword[/QUOTE]
It doesn't exist because of horse news, horse news just talked about it.
Horse news people are from /mlp/
This is as ugly as sin lmao, and would probably frighten off potential customers the way they made it.
Definitely would be a Halloween centrepiece at that, if you wanted to scare bronies away from your house.
[QUOTE=eirexe;46980094]It doesn't exist because of horse news, horse news just talked about it.
Horse news people are from /mlp/[/QUOTE]
we know it exists because of horse news, that's what he said
This is why i hate fandoms
I want to get one to put it up for Halloween
[img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wtc.gif[/img]
Who thought this was a good idea.
[QUOTE=Hogie bear;46979821]Man this world is fucked.[/QUOTE]
If [I]this[/I] is what makes you think the world is fucked and not things like rape, murder, and war, then I really don't know what to say.
It's taller than me.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;46980115]This is as ugly as sin lmao, and would probably frighten off potential customers the way they made it.
Definitely would be a Halloween centrepiece at that, if you wanted to scare bronies away from your house.[/QUOTE]
you underestimate how fucked up the MLP fandom really is
[QUOTE=Jackathan;46980169][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1pF4SD2.png[/IMG]
[I]kill me[/I][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TsjRg8j.jpg[/IMG]
I don't know what to say...
That's some shit right there
[editline]21st January 2015[/editline]
The face made me laugh though
I really, really hope I never run into one of these in person. Regardless of context.
[QUOTE=JohnFisher89;46979736]I really don't know what else I was expecting when I clicked on this thread, and I am still disgusted.[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits.
I love titles that literally make me laugh out loud, whether it's actual humor or a nervous whathechrist reaction
Fuck, imagine a little kid looking up "rainbow dash doll" and this comes up
And then fatfatfatty ordered 5 of them
I think it's time for a nuclear war.
my
fucking
sides
what
why does this exist
The future is here
and it's horrifying
[QUOTE=Zatar963;46980170]If [I]this[/I] is what makes you think the world is fucked and not things like rape, murder, and war, then I really don't know what to say.[/QUOTE]
rape, murder, and war have been around since the dawn of man
inflatable sex horses based on a cartoon series for little girls is something that could only come about in the now age
i spent a good minute trying to visualize the [I]worst[/I] possible pony sex toy and i was still grossed out when i came in this thread
what kind of fucked up dude designed that thing
"Over 20 pounds of pussy and ass"
But imagine wearing it as a costume
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;46979964]I'll take 6[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;WM4v3r_ydpM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM4v3r_ydpM[/video]
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