Natural selection doesn't apply to the south in anyway at all
They must have been on an acid trip.
Good thing the guy was conscious when the paramedics came. Imagine it:
"I was shooting um dragonflies and he just um walked in front of my gun."
LOL how shoots Dragonflys with a rifle.
Sounds like someone else we know...
[img]http://davidwmsims.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/dick-cheney.jpg[/img]
[quote=jessesmith1;16919567]
only in the usa will you find people trying to kill dragonflies with rifles.[/quote]
op: "hurr stupid americans lololol :downs:"
I'm wondering what he thought would happen if he hit it?
[QUOTE=cornndog;16922965]I'm wondering what he thought would happen if he hit it?[/QUOTE]
He obviously thought it would die
I lol'd so hard at the title. Why kill a dragonfly? Must have been pissing him off hardcore or something.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16923507]I lol'd so hard at the title. Why kill a dragonfly? Must have been pissing him off hardcore or something.[/QUOTE]
Dragonflies are assholes
Stupid friend goes to protect dragonfly from getting shot.
Fucking rednecks.
[QUOTE=Proboardslolv3;16922919]op: "hurr stupid americans lololol :downs:"[/QUOTE]
wow ur good :c00lbert:
dragonflies are cool.
they kill mosquitoes.
Title made me think his pet dragonfly escaped so he shot his friend.
must be cheney's cousin
[QUOTE=smurfy;16929603]Title made me think his pet dragonfly escaped so he shot his friend.[/QUOTE]
Agree'd. As soon as I saw the title I was like, "Dude how do you "miss" a dragonfly so much you shoot your friend?" Lol'd. :D
[QUOTE=Doug52392;16922545]Sounds like someone else we know...
[img]http://davidwmsims.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/dick-cheney.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
No. Cheney did it on purpose.
And when he's ran outta bullets, he's gonna wish he hadn't.
[QUOTE=KamenMoore;16930048]Agree'd. As soon as I saw the title I was like, "Dude how do you "miss" a dragonfly so much you shoot your friend?" Lol'd. :D[/QUOTE]
Um, even if he HIT the dragonfly his friend could have been shot. I doubt a dragonfly can stop any kind of projectile.
No no you've got it all wrong OP. Only in the southern part of America do we try to kill dragonflies with rifles.
[QUOTE=IceTea;16931182]No no you've got it all wrong OP. Only in the southern part of America do we try to kill dragonflies with rifles.[/QUOTE]In other parts you use smaller arms?
[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;16921366]I don't know how he expected to hit an insect with a rifle.[/QUOTE]
He was trying to recreate that scene in Wanted.
[QUOTE=Keeshond dog;16919684]where face meets palm[/QUOTE]
Where bullet meets Brain.
He was obviously practicing his shooting skills for when the reds invade.
When I read the title I thought the thread was about a man who lost his dragonfly, and because of it he shot his friend in anger.
Huh.
[QUOTE=dano10224;16939209]When I read the title I thought the thread was about a man who lost his dragonfly, and because of it he shot his friend in anger.
Huh.[/QUOTE]
Same o_O
Hit or no hit, that dragonfly ain't taking a bullet for you.
Man, he would have been in deep shit if the other dude had died.
"Man shoots friend in the head with rifle. Says he was hunting dragonflies."
Yeah, Right...
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