Man Ships Himself Across the Country in a Box While Gaming Online - Polidicks

I don't see how this will work. I mean it's a cool idea, but I really don't see this working out great at all. Can't wait to see the results from his trip though!

Will that jar in the corner become jarate after the trip?

How did he keep internet connection?

[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;30637435]How did he keep internet connection?[/QUOTE] Cell phone hot spot, or Verizon/AT&T/T-Mobile air card? Satellite?

This is great. But I'd be awful if he lost track of time and starting wanking, and they opened up the box and he would just be like [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7120132/Facepunch/Photo%20hoster/Raisins_Face.jpg[/img]

Hey, he has my keyboard!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/xx8fr.jpg[/img] fuck yeah man

[QUOTE=wutanggrenad;30634929]Off topic, but for anyone that is curious about MRE's and IMP's, the Canadian ones are 10x better[/QUOTE] I'm sorry but I don't want to eat a par-broiled hockey puck glazed with bear urine and bacon. Thank you very much.

How would he get power..?

[QUOTE=wutanggrenad;30634929]Off topic, but for anyone that is curious about MRE's and IMP's, the Canadian ones are 10x better[/QUOTE] What exactly do they give you in Candian IMP's? One of my friends who is now in the US Army had lasagna as an MRE. [b]LASAGNA[/b]. [editline]22nd June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=iNova;30638542]How would he get power..?[/QUOTE] That's a good question....

[QUOTE=Mabus;30632179]If he's inside a crate how will he take a shit? I'm pretty sure that jar in the corner can only hold so much piss too.[/QUOTE] Hahahaha, nobody tell him, and then when they open the crate upon his arrival, there's gonna be shit streaked into the corner and he's gonna look really sick. ... Wait that's terrible... :smith:

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;30633618][img]http://imgkk.com/i/jr7j.jpg[/img] All that is neccesary[/QUOTE] "Commercial resale is unlawful"

I could not stand playing the same game for a week straight. I like TF2 the most but not that much. I guess I could do it but along with everything else I might go insane.

That is madness. Hes worse than a WoW addict.

[QUOTE=aurum481;30642857]That is madness. Hes worse than a WoW addict.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img.imtwelve.com/gallery/397cartman-wow-sunder.jpg[/img]

Isn't this a federal crime?

He's going to cook himself to death with his PC like that.

[QUOTE=Pirate Jok3r;30652384]He's going to cook himself to death with his PC like that.[/QUOTE] According to him he says it stays around 70 degrees Fahrenheit fully enclosed. That's actually not bad.

How can people not understand where the power is from? he's not using fedex or someshit, a friend is driving him, so there's probably some car batteries or someshit on the outside.

I could have a Jagdtiger by then. :v:

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;30633618][img]http://imgkk.com/i/jr7j.jpg[/img] All that is neccesary[/QUOTE] You'll be shitting bricks and huffing the hydrogen gas from the ration heater after seven days. :colbert:

[QUOTE=Nikota;30632197]I swear, I saw this in a movie except the kid was a retard.[/QUOTE] Malcom in the middle, when Reese wants to ship himself to China in a box to beat a chinese kid.

Yay i am in the server server world as him. If there was a way to spot him somewhere on the map..

Halfway through his journey... [b]BANDWIDTH LIMIT EXCEEDED[/b]

[QUOTE=adam1172;30659475]Halfway through his journey... [b]BANDWIDTH LIMIT EXCEEDED[/b][/QUOTE] RedTube can use lots of bandwidth...

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;30633618][img]http://imgkk.com/i/jr7j.jpg[/img] All that is neccesary[/QUOTE] I hope not, those things are the most disgusting things I've ever eaten.

this is interesting... but how will he get internet access? an even bigger question is how will he power his computer?

[QUOTE=LATTEH;30659944]this is interesting... but how will he get internet access? an even bigger question is how will he power his computer?[/QUOTE] Did you not read the thread at all? His internet access probably comes from one of those wifi card things and the power probably comes from a car battery.

[QUOTE=Fatman55;30659739]I hope not, those things are the most disgusting things I've ever eaten.[/QUOTE] then you're fucking [i] high on your own supply [/i] mres are actually damn good considering what they are