God has spoken to you, crazy lady, through the only medium he knows how:
The Iron
That's one shitty iron.
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;18668192]Even though I'm religious I have to agree with people here, God is not on your Iron, lady.
But I guess, if it makes you happy, go on ahead and believe your laundry tool is holy.[/QUOTE]
In that case, I will continue to call my toilet the Holy Shitter.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18668768]In that case, I will continue to call my toilet the Holy Shitter.[/QUOTE]
Holy Shit, man.
This must be why they call hurling into the toilet "Worshiping the Porcelain God"
I hope there is a jesus in my iron.
Just the amount of stupidity
this reminds of that piece of toast that looked like jesus
damn it people not everything is jesus
Yeah, I agree with everyone else who said it looks more like the mona lisa.
There's no face on it at all, just the hair. :Dawkins102:
Just gotta believe in iurrn jaysus
If it does look like Jesus, it looks like he's got a straight jacket on underneath.
-snip-
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;18668152]Still not as awesome as Touchdown Jesus, it's 20 minutes from my house.
[img]http://images.cincyjungle.com/images/user/5/touchdown.jesus.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That's in Ohio, right?
[QUOTE=fritzel;18669934][img]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/odysseyjft/jesus16.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
What an asshole.
put it up for bid on ebay and make 500 thousand
[img]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/Jesus_facepalm.jpg[/img]
[b]Oh god dammit.[/b]
This reminds me of the time my mom took me and a couple of my friends to see this olive tree. It had what appeared to be Saints on it made out of the warps in the bark and when you put your ear to it it sounded like water was running inside it.
:tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Mister B;18670372]This reminds me of the time my mom took me and a couple of my friends to see this olive tree. It had what appeared to be Saints on it made out of the warps in the bark and when you put your ear to it it sounded like water was running inside it.
:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
And then millions of beetles spilled out of the tree and devoured your face.
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[QUOTE=Dronaroid;18669859]Jesus is fucking metal[/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;18670438]And then millions of beetles spilled out of the tree and devoured your face.
[/QUOTE]
That's exactly what I imagined that night as I lied in bed.
:ohdear:
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[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;18670286][img]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/Jesus_facepalm.jpg[/img]
[b]Oh dad dammit.[/b][/QUOTE]
Fixed.
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;18669761]Hey guys, I just found Jesus on my lamp!
[img]http://www.nuacco.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/wind-up-lamp03.jpg[/img][img]http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg288/zombie138_13/jesus3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Holy shit I see jesus on my computer monitor!
:downs:
[QUOTE=WWIII;18669839]That's in Ohio, right?[/QUOTE]
Well, yeah.
[QUOTE=Cyrex;18670577]Holy shit I see jesus on my computer monitor!
:downs:[/QUOTE]
I was scrolling past that picture of Jesus when I turned on an external HDD, and Windows does this thing where everything locks up for a bit while the drive spins up. Jesus was stretched from the top of my monitor to the bottom, and it scared the shit out of me when I looked back up from the drive.
It looks etched out. It couldn't be THAT perfect.
I like the fact people believe that Jesus has nothing better to do than create blurry images of himself on random crap.
How sad and unrewarding a religion it must be that it takes a not-quite-so-stainless-steel image of Jesus to restore one's faith.
This is the only one where I can actually see Micheal Jackson's face
Oh... It's Jesus now, big deal.
They can never pick the person that it actually looks like, can they
Looks more like a Klingon to me.
HAIL, KLINGON JESUS HAS RETURNED TO US!
it looks like her
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