ban appeal!!!!! {admin attention please immediately} - Rust

i dunno crazzy, he's got some spirit in him. with the right nudges, this thread could last for days;) op, how childish can you get threatening to beat up people on a forum? i'd be tempted to trade addresses just to see how brave/stupid you are, but i'm not gonna beat up a kid over a video game.

[QUOTE=mrknifey;50573267]i dunno crazzy, he's got some spirit in him. with the right nudges, this thread could last for days;) op, how childish can you get threatening to beat up people on a forum? i'd be tempted to trade addresses just to see how brave/stupid you are, but i'm not gonna beat up a kid over a video game.[/QUOTE] Besides us Australians can't go beating up our closest neighbors :smug:

[QUOTE=crazzyman228;50573281]Besides us Australians can't go beating up our closest neighbors :smug:[/QUOTE] Well, I'd suggest you Aussies don't try beating up anyone, don't forget you lost a war against emus :goodjob:

[QUOTE=corps;50572538]im waiting for a grown ups response via e-mail from the admin. you little kids keep having fun :) if any of you toothpick nerds are ever in New Zealand and want to look for a better job than being a keyboard warrior troll, then add me on steam to exchange residencies then we can meet up and then we will see how much you have to say? but as i expect with you no ball nerds will just think of something retarded to say to this and anyone else looking for help because ya obviously nothing but a weak, decaying, uneducated mouthpiece with nothing going for themselves hahahaha so keep on dribbling ya verbal diarrhea safe and sound at mummies house behind ya pc screen as its the only place you dont get a fat lip for the way you treat people lol :) feel sorry for all you disrespectful little pawns. but it is your life i guess if you wana waste it away spending endless hours in forums dribbling meaningless banter be my guest :) it is mind blowing, hope you have fun rotting away... but if one of you smart alecs manages to grow one ounce of reality courrage, and at least one testicle your more than welcome to add me on steam we can meet up and you can tell your funny jokes to my face and we will see just how much it makes me laugh :):):):):):):):):):):):) but i already know the majority of the ones being the smart asses on my post are just scared little keyboard warriors, just little boys who haven't even grown a dick yet, they will always be scared little nerds with no backbone or incentive they will forever hide behind there screens where there safe :) On a lighter note before i go and shall not return (as there's no point arguing with bitches) thanks to all who did try to help and gave constructive criticism or at least a temp solution - thank you kindly. i am awaiting email reply from face punch OFFICIAL support, to get to the bottom of this rust issue as it is the only game i have ever received a ban from, PERIOD!. Have a nice day :) Corps - one and only[/QUOTE] This is my favourite post of the month it's so fucking close to that one 4chan post, I can't find it yet

[QUOTE=Killuah;50573294]This is my favourite post of the month it's so fucking close to that one 4chan post, I can't find it yet[/QUOTE] [url]http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta[/url] That one?

[QUOTE=Lurd;50573291]Well, I'd suggest you Aussies don't try beating up anyone, don't forget you lost a war against emus :goodjob:[/QUOTE] How'd you know about that great Emu war? Well I guess it's not so secret now.

[QUOTE=corps;50572538]im waiting for a grown ups response via e-mail from the admin. you little kids keep having fun :) if any of you toothpick nerds are ever in New Zealand and want to look for a better job than being a keyboard warrior troll, then add me on steam to exchange residencies then we can meet up and then we will see how much you have to say? but as i expect with you no ball nerds will just think of something retarded to say to this and anyone else looking for help because ya obviously nothing but a weak, decaying, uneducated mouthpiece with nothing going for themselves hahahaha so keep on dribbling ya verbal diarrhea safe and sound at mummies house behind ya pc screen as its the only place you dont get a fat lip for the way you treat people lol :) feel sorry for all you disrespectful little pawns. but it is your life i guess if you wana waste it away spending endless hours in forums dribbling meaningless banter be my guest :) it is mind blowing, hope you have fun rotting away... but if one of you smart alecs manages to grow one ounce of reality courrage, and at least one testicle your more than welcome to add me on steam we can meet up and you can tell your funny jokes to my face and we will see just how much it makes me laugh :):):):):):):):):):):):) but i already know the majority of the ones being the smart asses on my post are just scared little keyboard warriors, just little boys who haven't even grown a dick yet, they will always be scared little nerds with no backbone or incentive they will forever hide behind there screens where there safe :) On a lighter note before i go and shall not return (as there's no point arguing with bitches) thanks to all who did try to help and gave constructive criticism or at least a temp solution - thank you kindly. i am awaiting email reply from face punch OFFICIAL support, to get to the bottom of this rust issue as it is the only game i have ever received a ban from, PERIOD!. Have a nice day :) Corps - one and only[/QUOTE] if this doesn't become the next Gorilla Warfare i'm gonna be upset

I love reading through threads like this. A source of entertainment almost as good as lmao pics. Can't wait to find out whether he's a hacker or not.

[QUOTE=Airis21;50573428]I love reading through threads like this. A source of entertainment almost as good as lmao pics. Can't wait to find out whether he's a hacker or not.[/QUOTE] He linked both accounts together, the first account was banned 19 days ago, this one was banned today. I don't think this is a whether or not he hacked situation.

[QUOTE=corps;50572538]im waiting for a grown ups response via e-mail from the admin. you little kids keep having fun :) if any of you toothpick nerds are ever in New Zealand and want to look for a better job than being a keyboard warrior troll, then add me on steam to exchange residencies then we can meet up and then we will see how much you have to say? but as i expect with you no ball nerds will just think of something retarded to say to this and anyone else looking for help because ya obviously nothing but a weak, decaying, uneducated mouthpiece with nothing going for themselves hahahaha so keep on dribbling ya verbal diarrhea safe and sound at mummies house behind ya pc screen as its the only place you dont get a fat lip for the way you treat people lol :) feel sorry for all you disrespectful little pawns. but it is your life i guess if you wana waste it away spending endless hours in forums dribbling meaningless banter be my guest :) it is mind blowing, hope you have fun rotting away... but if one of you smart alecs manages to grow one ounce of reality courrage, and at least one testicle your more than welcome to add me on steam we can meet up and you can tell your funny jokes to my face and we will see just how much it makes me laugh :):):):):):):):):):):):) but i already know the majority of the ones being the smart asses on my post are just scared little keyboard warriors, just little boys who haven't even grown a dick yet, they will always be scared little nerds with no backbone or incentive they will forever hide behind there screens where there safe :) On a lighter note before i go and shall not return (as there's no point arguing with bitches) thanks to all who did try to help and gave constructive criticism or at least a temp solution - thank you kindly. i am awaiting email reply from face punch OFFICIAL support, to get to the bottom of this rust issue as it is the only game i have ever received a ban from, PERIOD!. Have a nice day :) Corps - one and only[/QUOTE] Ah you explained your childish little rant right at the end there..... You're on your PERIOD. Don't worry honey, it'll only last a week as you well know. Will you be back in another month perhaps?

Are you hungry? You're not yourself anymore. Eat a snicker.

Nice job handling this one, elixwhitetail. You did great. The contrast between you and him is the icing on the cake.

Hello, I'm here to respond to a report about harassment? I understand that postal is giving you a hard time. We take this kind of accusation very seriously here at Facepunch, and this NOT the first time this troublemaker has gone too far. I assure you, he will be dealt with immediately. Postal, I'm going to need you to pack up your office. We staffers have had enough of your rediclious abuse of human rights.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;50573727]Hello, I'm here to respond to a report about harassment? I understand that postal is giving you a hard time. We take this kind of accusation very seriously here at Facepunch, and this NOT the first time this troublemaker has gone too far. I assure you, he will be dealt with immediately. Postal, I'm going to need you to pack up your office. We staffers have had enough of your rediclious abuse of human rights.[/QUOTE] I laughed more than I should have at this post.

Oh fuck now an admin is here, we are bound for some trouble. Was nice knowing you Postal, should've just unbanned the guy

I understand you trying to help the guy Postal, but asking for a SteamID multiple times in a short timespan is just stress inducing for corps and shows a big lack of respect. Hopefully a just punishment will prevent further harassment next time around.

[QUOTE=Chris Garbutt;50573478]Ah you explained your childish little rant right at the end there..... You're on your PERIOD. Don't worry honey, it'll only last a week as you well know. Will you be back in another month perhaps?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tytHDMv.png[/IMG] Did you just reply to your own post on another profile via vpn or something? Corps used the name Chris Garbutt 3 years ago.

[QUOTE=Airis21;50573875]Did you just reply to your own post on another profile via vpn or something? Corps used the name Chris Garbutt 3 years ago.[/QUOTE] Whoever they are, they seem to be a gimmick account either way since they apparently registered to make just that one post.

[QUOTE=Alice3173;50573893]Whoever they are, they seem to be a gimmick account either way since they apparently registered to make just that one post.[/QUOTE] I mean, why would he make a gimmick account just to razzle himself? Is coming clean by admitting to being a cheater that hard? He's been making a fool of himself all this time.. EDIT: he did say that his previous post would be his last and he'd wait for a mod, so he makes a new account to bypass his own promise. This is gold.

[QUOTE=Airis21;50573909]I mean, why would he make a gimmick account just to razzle himself? Is coming clean by admitting to being a cheater that hard? He's been making a fool of himself all this time.. EDIT: he did say that his previous post would be his last and he'd wait for a mod, so he makes a new account to bypass his own promise. This is gold.[/QUOTE] I couldn't say why for sure, you might be right on the money with your edit. I do know that people have been known to do that before though. Posting stupid shit like that aimed at yourself would be an obvious way to try to push suspicion off yourself for being an alt.

[QUOTE=corps;50572538]im waiting for a grown ups response via e-mail from the admin. you little kids keep having fun :) if any of you toothpick nerds are ever in New Zealand and want to look for a better job than being a keyboard warrior troll, then add me on steam to exchange residencies then we can meet up and then we will see how much you have to say? but as i expect with you no ball nerds will just think of something retarded to say to this and anyone else looking for help because ya obviously nothing but a weak, decaying, uneducated mouthpiece with nothing going for themselves hahahaha so keep on dribbling ya verbal diarrhea safe and sound at mummies house behind ya pc screen as its the only place you dont get a fat lip for the way you treat people lol :) feel sorry for all you disrespectful little pawns. but it is your life i guess if you wana waste it away spending endless hours in forums dribbling meaningless banter be my guest :) it is mind blowing, hope you have fun rotting away... but if one of you smart alecs manages to grow one ounce of reality courrage, and at least one testicle your more than welcome to add me on steam we can meet up and you can tell your funny jokes to my face and we will see just how much it makes me laugh :):):):):):):):):):):):) but i already know the majority of the ones being the smart asses on my post are just scared little keyboard warriors, just little boys who haven't even grown a dick yet, they will always be scared little nerds with no backbone or incentive they will forever hide behind there screens where there safe :) On a lighter note before i go and shall not return (as there's no point arguing with bitches) thanks to all who did try to help and gave constructive criticism or at least a temp solution - thank you kindly. i am awaiting email reply from face punch OFFICIAL support, to get to the bottom of this rust issue as it is the only game i have ever received a ban from, PERIOD!. Have a nice day :) Corps - one and only[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Proofread]I'm waiting for a grown-ups response via email from the admin. You little kids keep having fun. :^) If any of you toothpick nerds are ever in New Zealand and want to look for a better job that isn't just being a keyboard warrior troll, then add me on steam to exchange residencies. Then we can meet up and we'll see how much you'll have to say. As I expect, you no-ball nerds will probably just think of something retarded to this and anyone else looking for help because you're all obviously nothing but weak, decaying, uneducated mouthpieces with nothing going for them. :^) So keep dribbling your verbal diarrhea while you're safe and sound at mummy's house behind your monitor as it's the only play where you don't get a fat lip for the way you treat people, LOL. :^) I feel sorry for all of you disrespectful little pawns, but it is your life and I guess that if you want to waste it away spending endless hours in forums dribbling meaningless banter, be my guest. :^) It is mind blowing. I hope you have fun rotting away, but if one of you smart asses manages to grow an ounce of [I][B]reality[/B][/I] courage and at least one testicle, you're more than welcome to add me on steam so we can meet up and you can tell your funny jokes to me face. We'll see just how much it makes me laugh. :^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^) I already know that the majority of the ones being the smart asses on my posts are just scared little keyboard warriors, just little boys who haven't even grown a dick yet. They will always be scared little nerds with no backbone or incentive. They will forever hide behind their monitors where they are safe. :^) On a lighter not, before I go and shall not return, as there's no point in arguing with bitches, thanks to all who did try to help and gave constructive criticism or at least a temporary solution; thank you kindly. I am awaiting an email reply from Facepunch official support to get to the bottom of this rust issue as it is the only game I have ever received a ban from, [B]PERIOD![/B] Have a nice day! :^) Corps - The one and only.[/QUOTE] Proofread! Enjoy you're are copypasta! :^)

[QUOTE=Chris Garbutt;50573478]Ah you explained your childish little rant right at the end there..... You're on your PERIOD. Don't worry honey, it'll only last a week as you well know. Will you be back in another month perhaps?[/QUOTE] Oh dear god this is perfect. Did you seriously not learn your lesson the first time when people started listing every nickname you're trying to hide behind? IT'S RIGHT HERE IN THIS THREAD.

[QUOTE=Humin;50574097]Proofread! Enjoy you're are copypasta! :^)[/QUOTE] Nothing against your proofreading, but I think the overall... shittiness of the original post just adds that little extra flavour to it.

I just got back from returning Postal's company car - I can't believe how far this has gone. Now to order that economy class flight to The Hague...

[QUOTE=Bradyns;50574251]Now to order that economy class flight to The Hague...[/QUOTE] such an appropriate avatar XD

From the time it took for him to post his steam profile, and learn to copy paste, I can only assume that he forgot his original forum account credentials and had to create a new account... either that or he is serious about the whole changing identity thing to escape the "haters". Kinda funny you would use your real name for that though.

[QUOTE=Bradyns;50574251]I just got back from returning Postal's company car - I can't believe how far this has gone. Now to order that economy class flight to The Hague...[/QUOTE] What about his husband and the two kids???

[QUOTE=corps;50566625]loged in nothing new3 when to join server, - banned... done nothing, no hacks, no alterations, this is just rediclious and almost invasive beyond human right.. either way i want this mistake removed or i want my money back. i am a gamer since 2000 paying my way through many games , vip statuses, loyalty programs, so i dont know where your anti cheat machines get it in there head i was cheating when i didnt even get into a server to play and had been hours since i last played.. again sort this out or i will never be spending another penny on any of your releases and face punch related games, this will be geting some bad publicity on my part (by the sounds of it you have enough unjust and mistaken verdicts going on atm) along with steam getting some frowny faces from me also but no where near as appalling as this. ive been with them since day one no problems, been on your game about a mont hand some how im a cheater. lol fuck off absolute crock of shit.. its called 20 years of owning noobs makes you the man. but your loss if this doesnt get resolved. many better more exciteing games on the way out with make this look like a kindergarten project. SORT IT OUT AND UN-BAN PLEASE Steam ID corpsnz Corps. MOD EDIT: Steam ids: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197998477254[/url] [url]https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198085071547[/url][/QUOTE] also let's take a moment to re-read his OP. This should be on a documentary about the average cheater.

Why did i spend 43 minutes of my life reading this?

sadly he edited a ton of things, when we caught him in multiple lies, in example the second account he claimed wasn't his, now he's openly accepting it by modifying his first statement.