[QUOTE=JaxPar;44092429] Then I get the CRAP scared out of my by a chicken (that I usually can't see) going bawk, bawk, BAWWWWK![/QUOTE]
Damn you've got to watch those chickens. My friend was telling me the other day, that he knew a guy who woke up one morning in his shelter, and his sleepingbag was just surrounded with chicken feathers. But no chickens were anywhere to be seen. Anyway, next day he wakes up, and there's chicken feathers again, so he goes over to my friends place, and asks if he's been scattering feathers around his bag while he sleeps. But my friend denies any responsibility. Then on the third night, he sits up waiting with a torch out. Around midnight, he hear's this soft rustling sound, and lights the torch - and the floor of his shelter was just covered in white fluffy chickens, all looking up at him. Then he screamed and ran, but on the way out he cut his foot on his pickaxe by the door.
My friend's given him a little shack next to his base, so hopefully they'll be able to go raid the guys shelter, and scare all the weirdo chickens off. My friends a bit worried about his mate though. He says he's been looking pretty ill lately, and he hears odd clucking noises coming from the little hut at night.
[URL="http://www.facepunchstudios.com/2013/09/04/fluffy-chickens-for-everyone/"]http://www.facepunchstudios.com/2013/09/04/fluffy-chickens-for-everyone/[/URL]
Yeah. When ever i get into a gun fight its the sweaty palms, heart palps, shaky hands. Need to keep a bottle of liqour near me to calm the nerves
[QUOTE=MrSandman70;44093030]Yeah. When ever i get into a gun fight its the sweaty palms, heart palps, shaky hands. Need to keep a bottle of liqour near me to calm the nerves[/QUOTE]
Seconded, unless the guy is naked, people with guns always makes me jumpy, even if I am wearing full kevlar & a fully attached M4 carbine.
Every fuckind strange step is a pain.
And even more if you have a bunch of (cheating) russians on your server. :v:
When I get into fights my mouth runs dry, my hands sweat and I get a huge adrenaline surge.
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