Oh my god it will be just like space station 13
"omg hax is griffing me please ban he"
And instead of toolboxing, it will be headstoning :v:
[QUOTE=tornainbow;44540498]This would add the ability to perform a raid on someone's base where you just c4 in, poop on their floor, replace the wall and leave.[/QUOTE]
gaaaaah goddammit I came in to the thread too late and someone beat me to the punch
This is an interesting idea, makes it much more realistic, but would having to poop really make that much of a difference? No other game has touched this subject before, but I really don't think the Rust devs are aiming for mind blowing and brand new unique game play. I could see this being attempted and working if the need to poop was as serious as the need to eat.
Examine the possibility that if you keep pooping inside your home, the inside becomes a hazardous area, making it unliveable. So players will be forced to leave the safety of their homes to poop outside, now there's a huge poop pile outside of somebody's home, so you know they are active. So you sit around and wait for them to come out to poop again, you know they will come out eventually. You can't stay inside your home to poop cause you'll end up ruining the inside, so now you are forced to expose yourself to danger for the sake of your health.
This would make sense, but do we really want to have to poop in a game? The answer is YES! So long as it gets people out of their homes. It could work theoretically, but don't expect the devs to actually go through with it.
You could craft outhouses to put near your base,
This is the update we want, this is the update we [I]need[/I].
[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44569174]i like pee better
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/85HmirD.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
did the guy on the left just pass a kidney stone?
Combine Pee and Poop, call it a "Waste" meter. This is survival after all, and in a survival situation you must have a plan for your bodily waste.
As off the wall as this idea is, I think it is 100% appropriate and feasible.
Make poop into "pitch" and coat your spike walls to add poison damage.
Urine could be an attractant for predators, or just as an insult gesture.
Someone get these ideas to the trello!
I like the idea to go outside to shit. Inside the house poo would damage you like radiation, so you are forced to go out. Awesome!
At least there has to be something that would force you to go out periodically. If you're rich on food you can stay inside almost as long as you want. Thats not good.
Peace mthrfckrs
[QUOTE=jizzkizzkill;44574846]I like the idea to go outside to shit. Inside the house poo would damage you like radiation, so you are forced to go out. Awesome!
At least there has to be something that would force you to go out periodically. If you're rich on food you can stay inside almost as long as you want. Thats not good.
Peace mthrfckrs[/QUOTE]
or you could just build a window at the top of your base and drop turds out of it, preferably make it so they land in front of your door to discourage raiders and door campers :P
or maybe a little intestine graphic on the bottom left hand corner of screen with a poop running thru it. when it gets to ur anus, it starts to build up pressure turning red until it just 'splodes. so people who are champion eaters while in a gunfight will eventually have to poop, screwing up their aim when they soil themselves
[IMG]http://chargedmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/poop-1024x813.jpg[/IMG]
I love how the only person that dislike this is jonnymad; that guy has issues.
This is hilarious and brilliant, especially if people are forced to leave their house to go shit. we do [I]NEED[/I] this.
So girl characters have a advantage? Couse girls dont poop, right?
This does seem like a comedy thread to me, but I will go ahead and approve this idea anyway. I'm all for realism, and I always get tired of that you can run for 10000 hours in a game and never ever have to shit and pee and so on. In normal FPS you don't eat or drink either, and Facepunch have taken that step, so why not go all the way?
Some other levels of realism that could be added; sneezes (these happen on random, and shake your view wildly, making it devastating at some point of your Rust journey) coughing (these also shake your view, but milder, but also longer. These could happen while going through radiated areas).
Dayz has it! ;)
[url]http://youtu.be/SlLNX3Hu7cQ[/url]
[QUOTE=jizzkizzkill;44541951]Awesome ideas! I liked that shitometero the game screenshots. And the paper idea and the taking pants off too!
[IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/2ajnerb.jpg[/IMG]
Also they could add a little chance to fall when you step on someone's "business".[/QUOTE]
The new black guy model apparently. Good ideas here.
[QUOTE=oXYnary;44579854]Dayz has it! ;)
[url]http://youtu.be/SlLNX3Hu7cQ[/url][/QUOTE]
This is the best thing ever.
[QUOTE=mrblowfish;44578550]This does seem like a comedy thread to me, but I will go ahead and approve this idea anyway. I'm all for realism, and I always get tired of that you can run for 10000 hours in a game and never ever have to shit and pee and so on. In normal FPS you don't eat or drink either, and Facepunch have taken that step, so why not go all the way?
Some other levels of realism that could be added; sneezes (these happen on random, and shake your view wildly, making it devastating at some point of your Rust journey) coughing (these also shake your view, but milder, but also longer. These could happen while going through radiated areas).[/QUOTE]
wow, sneezes idea is epic! i love it!
Coughs and Sneezes get +1 from me as well. Cold would obviously increase your chances of a random sneeze/cough/shiver.
Certain foods (Beans, other canned goods) could also increase chance of a random fart/burp event.
Hunger should also include the % chance to have a stomach rumble or growl.
See what brilliant ideas come from a comedy post about shit? PLEASE tell me one of the developers has at least browsed this thread, its full of game-play gold.
[QUOTE=draco;44592885]Coughs and Sneezes get +1 from me as well. Cold would obviously increase your chances of a random sneeze/cough/shiver.
Certain foods (Beans, other canned goods) could also increase chance of a random fart/burp event.
Hunger should also include the % chance to have a stomach rumble or growl.
See what brilliant ideas come from a comedy post about shit? PLEASE tell me one of the developers has at least browsed this thread, its full of game-play gold.[/QUOTE]
Throw up too! You eat that spoiled chicken and you throw up!
I can't believe I got a 3-day ban for requesting that the player makes noise when crafting and this thread is still around. Is this thread awesome? Of course...but why did I get banned for "making a stupid suggestion" when this one is still kicking. Moderator has a personal problem with me I guess.
[QUOTE=almosttactful;44607586]I can't believe I got a 3-day ban for requesting that the player makes noise when crafting and this thread is still around. Is this thread awesome? Of course...but why did I get banned for "making a stupid suggestion" when this one is still kicking. Moderator has a personal problem with me I guess.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps it was because you [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1386805&p=44582998#post44582998"]didn't read the sticky[/URL].
GARRY, ADD THIS MODE NOW!!!!! <3
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