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[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;46607068]Help! I'm being attacked by Angry Fat Lesbians![/QUOTE] jesus fuck i just sprayed for those
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[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;46607001]But if facepunch gets hacked, where will I get my weird porn???[/QUOTE] can't even post about it anymore what's the point :(
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ban women from posting on this forum pls ty
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I usually cook and get varying results but last time I started an electrical fire with my toaster after posting about it on facepunch so I've decided to find better things to do with my time.
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Now that I'll get a card this year I feel obligated to send something back. I've never shipped outside of the US, is there a limit to how much something has to weigh for me to send it over and will it get inspected by the police if it's too large? I have a few ideas but I want...
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[QUOTE=LondierX;46591270]That's the very same LexDragon. [sp]Just speculation, but I'm betting he's actually turned on by that jelly pic he posted here.[/sp][/QUOTE] "haha look at how crazy this dragon jelly pic is i'm totally not turned on by this at all right guys" - that...
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[QUOTE=Mingebox;46584746]Crikey, I bet this drongo couldn't jumbuck a kookaburra out of a billabong with a swagman in a subby holder.[/QUOTE] too right it is mate
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spent about ten minutes so the top part of the hair was kind of lazy but maybe you can do something with these [t]http://i.imgur.com/4i4pXn3.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/A6yUSie.jpg[/t]
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i thought i was washing a coffee mug but i just tried to wash my toaster lmao what
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I went ahead and took it sign me up for the follow up interview as well this is my chance to make it to the big leagues I'm gonna be a star!
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Skipped class to start a bonfire with friends one day, fell down a big hill with one of my buddies. He broke his leg and I got a huge gash in mine so while we waited for everybody to come help us he pulled his bowl out of his pocket and was like "Hey bro ever smoke weed before...
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I wish I could be as progressive as craptasket
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I love a good MAD after a hard day's work
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So when are you going to announce that I won
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Took a long time but I finally finished it
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[QUOTE=adam1172;46524087]Nothing will be out there to stop you. Only bad karma, my student, bad karma. In all seriousness yea I wont try to stop you. You might piss off some other people for cheating but that's pretty much it.[/QUOTE] Nah I tried to login with my al...
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What if I ask you for the answer on my alts what are you gonna do then big guy?
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I just totally solved it man where's my game
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[QUOTE=KorJax;46518909]I hate black friday and hate the idea of supporting something that makes families skip thanksgiving That said Holy shit do I want to do the walmart lineup for the XB1+$30 gc+ master cheif collection for only $329 That's literally exactly what I ...
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At least the game industry wont get killed am I right guys
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[QUOTE=DerpishCat;46501928]I don't think a cat would be able to read a map though.[/QUOTE] If you can't even teach your animals how to read a map and compass then I think you're raising them wrong.
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[QUOTE=-Steve-;46501893]I hope you find your cat dude I lost my cat in 2011 because my brother left the door open and she never found her way home[/QUOTE] I lost my cat that way in 2007 and since then I've always made sure to give all of my animals maps in case they get...
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What counts as a good tag for you guys? Simply doing your name without it looking like shit or do you think you should include something in your tag that makes it individual?
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[QUOTE=NitronikALT;46489795]Native italian here! Currently shooting for C2 CEFR English Language certification. I've taken my B2 exam and gotten a C1 cert because of how high I scored (92/100) I wanted to start learning either Russian or French, but I suppose I should star...
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This has probably been asked a million times but how do you guys find any motivation to learn a language other than because you really want to? I've tried forever to learn French and Spanish but I can never find myself staying dedicated enough to it unless I'm being exposed to...
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[t]http://i.imgur.com/BeMa09f.jpg[/t]
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[QUOTE=HammerBrute;46481994]now idk about the rest of the human race but whenever i toke up i get the anti-munchies, and it super sucks. i think it must be either a combination of my mouth being too dry and my jaw being like "nah i can't be assed with this shit" but my appe...
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Holy fuck thanks dude, anybody looking for a Vegetti this Christmas?
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[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46481168]Well, I did play deepthroat the game, that's where I got the idea to make the thread. Just like how I got the idea to make this thread, I just came across porn that involves some chick smokin and blammo: [B]thread.[/B] [editline]13th November...
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Can we turn this into a freaky masturbation tips thread? I have a great guide on how to increase the amount of pleasure you receive three-fold simply by smoking a cigar out of your asshole.
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Any idea on what the price cuts at Dollar General will be like on things other soft drinks and cheetos? I've had my eyes on [url=http://smarterspoonfuls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/veggetti_500.jpg]this fucker[/url] for a while but it's always JUST out of my price range.
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dump all the waste in the new world also why is the bunker underneath the porta potty :l
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School is dumb end of debate :smile:
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GoUFdEs.png[/IMG] In a rush, so I couldn't really fix the water, but more vandalism by the Irish
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[QUOTE=Sims_doc;40811031]I've seen this game before is it the failing sand game? from the failling sand forums. I didn't think you could import things into it.[/QUOTE] pretty sure it's that physics simulator? can't find the thread anymore though :o
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JfsL2jz.jpg[/IMG] there are no other floors btw or doors
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[QUOTE=Milkdairy;40807438]Ok it might just be me but the more I look at that tunnel for the poop it looks like a huge throbbing penis[/QUOTE] Good
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declare then [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/sewageyum.png[/IMG]In what I have been told, the way the water table works would force all the water up, and stalactites only grow on limestone. So I fixed that up. Also shitty concrete barricade and sewage water.
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I have just be told that stalactites do not grow on dirt :tinfoil:
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HKaKNp2.png[/IMG] -Reservoir for city water supply -Irish vandalism, pub is members only now (excuse if shitty, I haven't touched paint in over a year)
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[QUOTE=download;40752534]Because it working predates your join date. It used to work[/QUOTE] Never worked on my older alts? I know how to use it now though thanks to crap
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Nice soundcloud you have there rovar I will definitely check some of your other music out
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Would be better if longer
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[QUOTE=Vasili;40715334]you either get people who love us or hate us, those who hate us just can't handle the banter.[/QUOTE] Nah I just really hate you
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England is a horrible place Let's talk about mars instead
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[QUOTE=fruxodaily;40709534]Don't you worry don't you worry child See heaven's got a plan for you.[/QUOTE] are you going to kill him?
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[url]http://www.facepunch.com/members/212686-8BitLord[/url] sexual harassment here we come
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[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;40709444]<3<3<3[/QUOTE] Hezzy was already here though
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[QUOTE=SEKCobra;40709315]garry can be banned, Starpluck did it as well one time. But garry can obviously revert it.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure he didn't get banned, but Starpluck thought he did and unbanned him, thus making the forums revert him back to a blue member. Correct me...
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[QUOTE=CubeManv2;40699458]It's a feature that works once in a while[/QUOTE] Has never worked at all for me
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[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;40694790]Because cows are slower, and easier to regulate and keep safe from disease/predators. The same reason why all milk sold is mainly cow milk (excluding soy/goat milk). Plus, people feel better about using cow shit on their plants than any other anim...
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Did it ever actually occur to any of you that the only good shit is animal shit? Why do you think all fertilizer sold is mainly cow shit? Using human feces is as effective as pouring gasoline all over your garden.
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[QUOTE=Scot;40693189]Anyone else have to think about the political one?[/QUOTE] Majority of fp users either fall under anarchist or left wing right?
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[QUOTE=cueballv2themax;40693098][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Yy6yQDQ.png[/IMG] shit like this means i have to go through, find the single arsehole who wrote this and delete it before i can calculate an average.[/QUOTE] Probably some edgy 12 year old who thought it would be funn...
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What have the police ever done for me
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I think garry should put up a little notice at the screen whenever a census needs to be taken
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[QUOTE=Gimme20dollaz;40622279]You applied as YourFriendJoe on there too, right? If so, my bad. I blocked you because you put an offer for $100 walmart gift cards in the additional notes thing :p[/QUOTE] Could of sworn I offered free ocean cruises?
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Did my account request not go through or did I get denied for offering free ocean cruises?
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Did anyone save that creepy picture of the Johhny Test crew all smiling and they were all on skateboards or bikes or something.
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[QUOTE=Tacosheller;39320916]Does anyone actually know how the whole Badage Boys thing started? Seems like it was before I made an account, so does anyone have the full story?[/QUOTE] iirc it's an oify thing
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How do you guys go about getting the videos I know how to make gifs but I was just wondering if all of you avatar creators here had some way to get the frames you wanted without downloading the entire video and then choosing the selection then exporting it to a different fo...
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[QUOTE=puppycheese;39258996]Lol you guys don't have to be douchebags about it. It's my first work in illustrator[/QUOTE] Then don't post it until you get good at it [I]"lol guys here is my new work but im new so you have no right to be mean to me FAGGOTS 2cool 4 da hat...
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well constructive was just used and I see the animated garry one a lot
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Are there special post icons for rc?
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[QUOTE=Live2becool;39217138][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgKpxRfHyuI[/media] The Dude did. Actually, that might not have been plutonium... Anywho, if I could get some actual Roman from Japan or China... I would love to try it. I'm from the US... so I guess I co...
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How would one send any frozen item at all?
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[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;39182886]And a deal is struck! I'm sending this: For this: [img]http://i.imgur.com/0iKvy.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] What's that stuff on the bottom?
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The 2nd one [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] No fuck the third [highlight](User was banned for this post ("don't reply to spam threads. Stop getting banned already." - postal))[/highlight]
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maxofs2d best mod
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So you rid the site of the memes and removed the watermarks? Finally getting somewhere. That's good.
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[QUOTE=latin_geek;39024541]I think this is going to end up as a crappy 9gag copy since the interface is pretty much the same and you do that same assholish thing where you watermark any image hotlinked from Amuzor no matter the content of that image. It is already turning i...
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[QUOTE=amidacos;39015190]Why is this site different than the other hundreds of sites that are now on the web? I honestly see no difference and you shouldn't have spent your time with this project.[/QUOTE] It's not my favorite site either but that doesn't mean they shouldn...
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[QUOTE=TerabyteS_;39012564]You can find the search in the top right corner of the header. It's currently still a bit dodgy, but we're actively trying to improve it.[/QUOTE] Wow it's so dark I couldn't even tell it was there. Can i get my badge now? [editline]28th Decem...
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[QUOTE=Jelly;39012491]With our site we tried to address some of the spots that we thought could be improved from the other sites we've looked at, and our hope in building it was to create the best possible experience that we could achieve.[/QUOTE] Well I like your layout I'll...
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[QUOTE=The Aussie;39012471]That's a cool idea. How are you going to prevent it being filled with "Le meme face XD". Or are you only going to accept non-Meme content? What about funny things that aren't yours, but can't be traced? Such as Green text stories.[/QUOTE] So far ...
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So I went to your website, it looks just like any other website where people post memes
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If you buy the domain I'm sure somebody will help you out with the radio
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Those mecha parts look fucking badass
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Anybody else pick up those wiiu mariokart lego figures? My mom bought me one as a joke
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I know garry wont respond to this and I dunno if the mods know or not, but how does garry know when to check boostar? Is there like a notification or something or does he have to manually check. Also, how do the mods know when they got money? Is there a notification for that o...
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Sadly I didn't get as much lego stuff as I did last year but whatever I only got that sith ship set, a podracer, the hobbit set with golem and the star wars advent calendar. Sad though because last year I got the Pirate ship from that one pirate movie and a bunch of star ...
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What about that one guy with the creeper and pig avatar with the sunglasses? Nothing in his history but wasn't he part of some development team for something or what?
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Make sure to enhance your browsing experience with the new OIFY package! Free of charge if you've already purchased the glod menbership plan!
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[QUOTE=meggerman99;39001048]why in forum on gold member section it say gold menbers?[/QUOTE] because we are gold menbers
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[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;39001027]yes [editline]28th December 2012[/editline] this is the 9001st post in this thread[/QUOTE] that's over 8999
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[QUOTE=paindoc;38998885]Any interest in a 3D printing thread? I made one and its a pretty neat hobby/field that I think fits in well with this community. Should it be in GD or another subforum?[/QUOTE] Does anybody on fp even have a 3d printer? Those things are fucking ...
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Facepunch is filled with gun nuts, anti gun nuts, gun extrimists, people who will kill someone who owns a gun, people who are scared around guns, people who feel like they are great for owning guns,people who feel like only certain people should own guns, and people who don't ...
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Inject maple syrup into your bloodstream that's how I got to pass the border without being checked
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Do you take priority over the requests of people who give you games or do you just do along who asked first?
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[QUOTE=Krinkels;38975396]Nope, most such threads have the exact same links.[/QUOTE] I hate improvising
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Are there any badage boys threads that still have all or most of the pictures intact?
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[QUOTE=Chaplin;38965514]keep up those bans and you'll be a mod in no time[/QUOTE] I've yet to get a perma sadly
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[QUOTE=Turing;38963279]jesus cockfucking christ I swear yourfriendjoe spends more time bring banned than actually being on here normally[/QUOTE] Thank you I'm glad someone around here knows that I try
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Why are there so many fucking spambots everywhere now?
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First on obvious chinese girl [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Don't reply to obvious spam threads" - MaxOfS2D))[/highlight]
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