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[QUOTE=Kopimi;37865227]how did you break it to her "im sorry but your flimsy arms wont be able to handle this man cannon"?[/QUOTE] "Unfortunantly, because of your physical stature, I am strongly encouraging that you do not come shoot this bazooka of a gun" Like seri...
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[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37865176]he didnt mess up big time but hes a misogynist.[/QUOTE] far from. [editline]30th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=HellSoldier;37865171]Are the rest of them social retards...? Yeah. I would fucking [I]love[/I] to take a girl shooting....
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[QUOTE=Kopimi;37865120]uh were you shooting a .308 and couldn't find a table or something to rest on because in almost any situation im p sure even a really flimsy person can handle shooting almost any gun as long as they can brace against something[/QUOTE] Small girl + 87...
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[QUOTE=Kopimi;37865073]thank god you cancelled a date she was probably looking forward to so you could pretend it was in her best interests [editline]1st October 2012[/editline] can i please have like a 30 second grace period for my automerges[/QUOTE] It actually was.
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So I told the girl to not go shooting with me because of her cheer things later in the day and my god that was the best decision ever. The gun I was using would have been WAY to big for her
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Taking the girl shooting sunday.. May god help me. She has never really used a shotgun before nor shot trap. I guess this shall be a good learning experience. I also hope that she doesnt injure her arm from the gun (since she has cheer practice later in the day)
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Finding out that she has an eating disorder... caused by her older brother constantly harassing her at home. I really never feel sad or anything but this just makes me feel really terrible.
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[QUOTE=kaine123;37786978]I'm so fucking pissed at one of my close friends right now because he can't fucking just be nice to the girl I'm going out with. I want him to just not talk to her but he's just being an inconsiderate asshole.[/QUOTE] Shape up or shape out. M...
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[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;37780584]I don't even know I just feel like I'm being put under pressure to date by society in general and that society thinks it's weird for me to be 18 and have never had a girlfriend. [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] I don't think anyth...
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I thought the same thing only with confidence issues. But then, with a great deal of peer pressure, I grew a pair and just went for it. I didnt care for the output but just the act of doing it was amazing
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[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;37779375]Fuck it, I think I'm just going to accept that every girl who wants to date probably has a boyfriend by now. Maybe if I realize this I'll stop giving a shit and feel better.[/QUOTE] Why would you accept that?
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Howdy all. I got a visit from someone today at work.. [t]http://distilleryimage9.instagram.com/3eb46b5c01f111e28d7e22000a1cbb3c_7.jpg[/t] .. and it actually made my night since I work by myself for (at times) up to 5 hours by myself
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[QUOTE=SataniX;37712231]Varies, really. Anything from a few days (once to get to know her/him) to months if you never actually talk to them. The quicker you get to actually know them, the shorter it lasts I think.[/QUOTE] Ah. I guess thats why this girl is so 'attached' ...
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[QUOTE=lotusking;37710172]infatuation is probably the only reason relationships start at all[/QUOTE] How long does it normally last
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[QUOTE=JgcxCub;37703670]What you actually did ask her out?[/QUOTE] yes
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Well.. its a done deal. I have done it. It was all because of a 5 hour long group chat on Facebook that turned sour (they added her to the chat) but actually turned out for the better. Peer pressure is a bitch.
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[QUOTE=areolop;37638760] [quote]I think im in love with my bestfriend. He's funny and gets me for me. He's seen me without make up and when I dance with him I feel so safe and so at home. He's all I need and I think he should know that. I love you MYNAME. So much.[/quote] ...
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so you have self-esteem/image issues
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[QUOTE=kaine123;37683591]It's annoying how one of my friends can't get along with the girl I'm going out with.[/QUOTE] I hate that, especially when it comes down to "You either got to pick me, or him"
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Didnt seal the deal :( I had my chance and I chickened out because of my peers around me. However, whats ironic is that she bailed on me only to show up to where I was and hang out with me unexpectedly. God damnit. I should have made my move. God. Fucking. Damnit.
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scam?
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Update here, Those text messages were real. She actually means what she said. Apparently I've been the topic of most of her conversations so far this week (info from her bestie). I went over to her house today and hung-out, shes pretty cool. Her brother is an idiot and...
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[QUOTE=Seith;37640369]I doubt she'd be one of those girls who knock on your door crying at 3 am. On the contrary, she sounds like a passionate lay.[/QUOTE] There better not be any 3am door knocks of I seal the deal lol.
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So my plans for friday just got a bit more complicated with three texts I got tonight [quote]I think im in love with my bestfriend. He's funny and gets me for me. He's seen me without make up and when I dance with him I feel so safe and so at home. He's all I need and I thi...
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aaand, we're hanging out on friday. Now I need to find something fun to do friday. God. Damnit.
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Jesus christ I am always full of spaghetti when it comes to responding to girls (like in the past the "i love you" texts) I stopped going after this girl about a month ago after I realized that I didnt have time for a girlfriend or a relationship given my work and school sc...
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[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37618253]actual quote of one of my friends after i told him i found out i'm dyslexic: "well obviously it isn't that bad for you since you didn't know until now that you had it, right? it seems like you've gotten by fine so far" telling a high school dropo...
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[QUOTE=Sardonus;37582785]I used to do that shit all the time, just ask her if she could help review some stuff with me pretty fucking spaghetti like when I think about it[/QUOTE] Its contact though. It'll get you her name
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[QUOTE=GeneralMoosen;37582693]Alright Faceounch I have a question for you. How do you go up to a girl who you have no connections with what so ever with out looking like the captain of the Spaghetti Brigade?[/QUOTE] Well, do you have class with her or something? If so, ...
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[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37531236]to expand on this, a huge part of socializing is just how you carry yourself. if you seem awkward and mumble when you start a conversation with someone it'll come off as creepy. if you give them the impression you're bold and confident you'll come of...
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I think the issue is with me and this girl is that I keep thinking that I dont deserve her. She's mega popular and hot while I'm just a normal, for lack of a better word. She has the option to date these really popular guys but doesn't. Why would she date me if there are 10...
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[QUOTE=thisispain;37519031]who cares, i say shit i don't mean all the time. [/QUOTE] Thats just it because what if the other person actually thinks that you mean it. Now you have a situation on your hand
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I feel like shes just saying like every-other girl would - but not actually mean anything. Thats how I perceive it and I dont want to just say it back because then I look like all the other dudes who say it and dont really mean it.
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[QUOTE=Rusty100;37518700]i dont know whats so hard about saying 'love you too' unless you don't love the person that is[/QUOTE] I just think that its really weird to say via text.
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;37517631]"I love you." "I know." [editline]2nd September 2012[/editline] and then you were harrison ford[/QUOTE] "I know." oh boy.
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but what then should I text back.. Texting "lol" back is a d-bag move but just leaving it at her "I love you" is a conversation killer
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When this girl texts me "I love you" I still cannot bring myself to texting "Love you too" back. Its just too awkward for me to do it..
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Marriage is not about love.. its about 'making compromises' and finding ways to not piss the other half off over the course of 30 years. Speaking of which, while playing BF3 today in the mid-afternoon a man was chatting it up (friendly) with everyone. So we were chatting ab...
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[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37488758]are you an alkali metal, because you're getting [i]highly reactive[/i] to this thread's topic OHHHH [sp]sorry i couldn't come up with anything better[/sp][/QUOTE] I'm more of a noble gas. I dont react to anything with ease
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This thread is getting way into chemistry.
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[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;37478664]I prefer texts if it's something like, "did I leave my fritos in your car?" or "what time are we meeting for the [I]Even Stevens[/I] marathon?" But for talkin'? Just call me. It's better anyway, because if I have the freedom of a blank scre...
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But the thing is with me, I would rather get a text message if its non-emergency. I prefer phone calls if you are in trouble, need a sober-cab, or something just happened and you dont know what to do next. I still smile though whenever I get a phone call from her.. mostly ...
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She cant answer my text but always calls me... what. This is weird.
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[QUOTE=Disseminate;37464534]'girlfriend' or girlfriend?[/QUOTE] 'girlfriend' since its not FB official. :v: and the other girl has a bf too [editline]30th August 2012[/editline] that means shes still game, right?
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[QUOTE=Rhenae;37464240]To the guy on the last page talking about a girl he liked who says she is asexual. I'm not saying I can at all judge her, nor the situation fully, but It sounds a little to me like she is going through a phase, going from calling yourself bi to asexu...
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[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37463773]there should be a rating for "i have no idea what you're saying"[/QUOTE] "Informative"
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[QUOTE=JenkinsJ;37463733]You know what this is unrelated to all these other posts, but in relation to my post on the last page. I just sort of wrote down my feelings and now I feel better about it. Everyone should keep a diary. When you have to write stuff down, because it's n...
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You know whats awkward? Seeing your previous crush at the club. What makes it more awkward is that she tries to down-play you and pretend that she doesnt know you
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[QUOTE=Pucenator;37436806]I'd like to get something off my chest here, if I may. So, basically, I became friends with a girl through her boyfriend at the time, who was my current best friend. When they broke up, I stayed hanging around with her, and she became my best frien...
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Got a few tickets to go to a country concert coming up. I have all but 2 left - the rest went to my buddies. I am going to ask this girl if she wants to go with me. I am honestly expecting a let-down but its not binding since I can just get another buddy to go
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[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;37393902]Romantic.[/QUOTE] I've never been so happy ever. Patrick and me are official now.
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[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;37393745]You what?[/QUOTE] He jumped up on the railing right in front of me during his concert. So his penis was pressed against my face.
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I was at a festival today, and I literally had Patrick Wolf's penis pressed against my face. Kinda starstruck right now.
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Everyone has a disease or social disorder to hide behind nowadays
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[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;37360358]I was really close to getting that coffee date with the girl today. Was on my way home from her bf's place and I saw her drive the opposite way so I made a u-turn and decided to follow her a bit. Then once there was a red light to stop at she wav...
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If there is a girl on here, could you PLEASE explain to me what you are saying when you send smiley face through a text message. I get a lot of " :) " from this girl but I have no idea what the fuck she is saying other then 'im happy'
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[QUOTE=Tennisball;37317519]The girl I was talking about earlier just gave me her number without me even asking for it. Oh yes![/QUOTE] Its a sign
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[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37316845]theres a huge fucking different between people getting married with an age gap in their late twenties and someone who has [i]not gone through puberty yet[/i] dating someone who is [i]legally an adult[/i][/QUOTE] it was an example.
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Just got home from London. Fuckit, London was perfect. Stockholm feels like a shithole compared to that.
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[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37305958]Yes, you are correct. We are still very close, dispite how much some people hate it because they dont understand our relationship. Ive stopped giving a fuck what other people think about it at this point.[/QUOTE] Thats how I feel about some of my r...
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[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;37294994]I am probably very selfish, because I almost immediately abandon ship when I start getting whiffs of "potential suicide" around new acquaintances. I've been down that road with others before, and it's just such a torrid affair. All I can do is...
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[QUOTE=Bamfan;37274804]Squeeee. You need to follow me :D[/QUOTE] Followed!
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[QUOTE=Bamfan;37274804]Squeeee. You need to follow me :D[/QUOTE] Url?
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[QUOTE=Bamfan;37274178]I'm jealous of people with lives. :/[/QUOTE] What. Let me give you a condensed version of my life story and how it should relate to everyone. 2005 - I get my first computer 2007 - I build my first gaming computer. From 2007 through 2009 I w...
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[QUOTE=Bamfan;37274178]I'm jealous of people with lives. :/[/QUOTE] So am i. Tumblr took my heart, soul and life.
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[QUOTE=Bamfan;37274015]Anywho, back to friendship and love and stuff. What is everybody doing this weekend?[/QUOTE] Playing a lot of pool, working, the normal
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[QUOTE=Bamfan;37274015]Anywho, back to friendship and love and stuff. What is everybody doing this weekend?[/QUOTE] Shopping my ass off in London. Hanging out with my awesome mother.
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I just need to share my excitement. I've never been this excited ever in my life. Leaving for the airport in less than seven hours to go to London. I've been waiting years for this. dbjcahbcsbscs. Don't know what to do with all this energy.
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[QUOTE=fritzel;37272664] That's a false hope of consolation sprung out of your heart. No, she won't realize and even if she realizes there is less of a chance that she will look back to you. Stop thinking about the permutations and combinations, this isn't math.[/QUOTE] ...
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Well, Im moving on. I am 75% sure that the girl I was trying to date is seeing these other guys she met a few weeks ago. Nothing big to me, just gotta move on. Until she realizes what d-bags they are.
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[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;37260497]It's a foot and a half tall. Gonna blow her mind. [editline]15th August 2012[/editline] Maybe. [editline]15th August 2012[/editline] It's the thought that counts! Right? [editline]15th August 2012[/editline] They're orchids. ...
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[QUOTE=G3rman;37236337]If you want a relationship to work, you find a way. Either its not worth it as you thought or you are giving up too easy.[/QUOTE] Probably just me giving up easy :(
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I think that the girl im trying to date is turning into a lost cause. I dont know how to explain it but thats just how it feels. Its hard to do anything with her since both of our schedules are packed to hell. We both have a shit ton of fun being single and I feel that if ...
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[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;37224573]Ouch, that hurts areolop, I thought we had something.[/QUOTE] Sorry bro.
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Internet Relationships = Bogus Relationships
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[QUOTE=Mon;37084818]yeah, what he said about looks is especially true in grade 9 i saw this dude with a unibrow woo over one of the prettiest girls in the school just by keeping his cool and acting like he knew what he was doing [editline]4th August 2012[/editline] it...
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[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;37074896]Just a quick question, out of curiosity. Do you have a preferred side to sit on next to your boyfriend or girlfriend? In a car, I prefer to have her to my left, but anywhere else I prefer having her on my right.[/QUOTE] I drive. Mostly because ...
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[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;37074797]Compromise! [T]http://i.imgur.com/QqiNT.png[/T] :v:[/QUOTE] Funfact. sitting at the corner - not directly across from each other - keeps the communication line open. If you are sitting across the table from the other person, they may feel a...
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[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37058940]check out how much of other people's stuff she likes and comments on if she does it for everyone she's just a facebook addict. if it's solely you thats a little different[/QUOTE] Shes not an addict. She only is active on the thing for a few min...
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Quick question: How much does social networking sites play into a relationship? Im getting a lot suggestive feedback via chat from all my buddies from school about dating this girl (that of which, im not yet dating). However, she is going ape shit on my wall - liking all m...
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You know whats annoying.. people who dont text back within a timely manner. Not really specifically crucial to my situation but still annoys the living shit out of me when you are trying to make plans with someone
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Since I have been sick, I havent had much contact with anyone but, I did manage to get this girl im interested in to go out to the county fair in a week with me. Should be a fun time
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[B]Plot twist[/B] I got food poisoning... Guess that pushes shit back a ways
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Work on your car?
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[QUOTE=brianosaur;36961864]Make it more than awesome because you are setting the standard.[/QUOTE] Definitively will.
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I was thinking somewhere out since I dont think my family would like me cooking... (and before you ask, shatteredwindow, you cannot come) I didnt say anything about it being a date but she said it was, so now it is. Improvement. and, she said that this is her first date ever.
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Lunch tomorrow just got turned into dinner on saturday.
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or you could answer the questions.. unless you bought girls underwear or something
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Very.
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[QUOTE=G3rman;36939856]And yet it could have been achieved by just, ya know, asking her normally.[/QUOTE] But I did ask her normally. [editline]26th July 2012[/editline] I didnt do all that other shit
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[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;36936659]No don't plan anything You have a severe case of over-planning Symptoms include stupidly elaborate disaster-prone schemes involving special timings, props and third parties all in order to ask [b]one very straightforward question[/b][/QUOTE] ...
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[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;36924957]Loosen up Wait, you're the guy with the plan to arrest your love interest? IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND[/QUOTE] OH SHIT. No, i just like having plans. Plan everything.
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ok... lets get the game plan down.. #1 -> 5: Secret 6: Ask girl to go out to lunch on Friday 7: Choose lunch location... Panera or something else (probably going with Panera) 8: Hope and pray to the gods that she says yes
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[QUOTE=Protocol7;36918267]what are you a cop now areolop?[/QUOTE] no, but I work for my city's PD and do reserve patrol [editline]24th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=shatteredwindow;36918290]I thought you lived in like Eagan or something?[/QUOTE] yes... go on... [editl...
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[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;36918148]But you live right by me remember. I can record it. And then post it here. And it will be great.[/QUOTE] no I dont?
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[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;36918033]Can I come? [/quote] No. God no. My patrol partner is enough
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Once again, getting really nervous for tomorrow... I hope I dont get rejected (going to shoot for lunch on friday)
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Ohp. The whole thing has been postponed until Wednesday due to my work fucking shit up... We shall try again then.
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[QUOTE=brianosaur;36897361]she shouldn't be mad that you asked her "miss me?" honestly. Maybe you do it too often? You know, you could just say 'hey im back' now or something. How long have you guys been talking, and do you guys flirt with each other via IM? How far away i...
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[QUOTE=Zerohe;36888506]-Rant-[/QUOTE] The only thing I could think of is this: [img]http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/FUCK_449486_3018675.gif[/img] [editline]22nd July 2012[/editline] also ... not sure if excited or nervous about tomorrow...
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