"He took off after I slid in the ditch."
[QUOTE=opaali;39729211][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/2488893/rehost/de.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] The car. is. ruined.
[QUOTE=benjgvps;39728291]I was looking in the Cavalier's manual to see how long it should go between oil changes, and stumbled across this: No shit, eh?[/QUOTE] Liabilities. Gotta cover them.
[QUOTE=Aetna;39727843]All I hear is... "YOU NEED TO DRIVE SLOWER" "YOU NEED TO BUY A SLOW CAR NO MORE FAST CARS" "YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN ANOTHER ACCIDENT" "BUY A TANK"[/QUOTE] wait until you start driving CVPIs. The way you drive those transfers into your personal ...
Put $54 of fuel in my blazer this week. I have never been above $43 in fuel before.
[QUOTE=DPKiller;39697798]Wagons > All Vans[/QUOTE] But a wagon is not a van. Its like comparing apples to oranges.
[QUOTE=Del91;39695920]Right around testicle height.[/QUOTE] Took a while to get them back down. REALLY fucking tight
[QUOTE=Del91;39694437]Well, being in that water at that particular depth, I think everyone is now female.[/QUOTE] 3ft water lol
Only 1/2 tank in a week? gas hog? go suck a tail pipe. I go through an entire 20g tank a week.
[QUOTE=>VLN<;39694249]Damn, hoping you would be the one on the left.[/QUOTE] the girl who is drowning? uh, no.
[t]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/574732_10200742862602864_673562725_n.jpg[/t] Front and center.
aaaand im back. Waiting on photos. This morning I also did the JDR (Juvenile Diabetes Research) walk at the MOA. So, 11 hours later, im finally home to relax.
I'm in the South MN Metro
Thanks to everyone who donated. I (from you) raised $175. In just over 2 hours, I will be jumping into a lake.. in Minnesota. I'll post a photo if I can get any.
Snowblowed my driveway, sidewalks, and even made a trough for the little kids in the morning -- All in record time. Fuck you snowstorm
dad: "so your 4x4 doesnt work" me: "well, no, it [I]works[/I], just not 4-Hi. 4-Lo works just fine" hmphh
[QUOTE=EvilSkydiver;39658701]That's because we both like cars. :3 Why fight a women that would make you sell your baby, just so you could be her's.[/QUOTE] or, you know, keep it in storage for 18 years... then you and your boy can go nuts with it! [editline]20th Februar...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dhfv3q0.jpg[/img] A 1967 Camaro.. Oh god it looks so good.
I live in MN, and I dont use any "special" stuff and it never freezes. Just today it was -16 overnight
couldn't find a funnel today ... so I made one. [t]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDkfi0gCMAIux3m.jpg:large[/t] The perfect size too
my old 88 Vic = hydroplane master.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;39652288]:) [editline]19th February 2013[/editline] I'd give more, but I've got stuff to buy for my car[/QUOTE] $50 is a huge amount to give.
Whoever donated the $50, thats very grateful of you. As are the others who donated. I have another story for you guys. This one is one of justice, and luck. It also happened last month. While preforming normal patrol, running plates in the Walmart parking lot (the only ...
My partner: "Lets get the squad washed" Me: "its 5*f outside, are you stupid?" *he gets it washed anyway* Me: "WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. ALL THE RESIDUAL WATER IS NOW FROZEN ON THE FUCKING CAR" [editline]19th February 2013[/editline] also, thank you to whoever donated
But, I always deliver, here is the first story: It was a late august day, hot. High 70's - Impressive for Minnesota. I was working with one of my partners that day, and he nor I will never forget the events taht take place. Shortly after arriving, we get called out to a f...
[QUOTE=Del91;39639610][t]http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m598/Awike1991/5_zpsafd8952a.jpg[/t] What's this about dead bodies? Naw, but my brother was in the local special Olympics a couple of times. I don't think they have those events anymore though. :\[/QUOTE] Fir...
Speaking of money, I am going to jump into a lake this Saturday to raise money for the special Olympics, and I was hoping that maybe you guys could throw any money into it. Its called [I]The Polar Plunge[/I] and its mostly ran by cops to raise money. Any amount is acceptab...
[QUOTE=woolio1;39639117]Seriously, don't. Well, unless you've got money to burn, anyway.[/QUOTE] This poor cop is taking donations
[QUOTE=Banana Lord.;39638689]weee driving is fun visited grandmother and watched some Murder, She Wrote because license [editline]18th February 2013[/editline] she's also signing the car title to me once my mom gets the papers from the DMV[/QUOTE] DONT. Your in...
[QUOTE=Jaehead;39636762]I can't believe I haven't thought of that. I actually recorded the conversation between me and her at the company after she called me up because I figured she'd say something similar [editline]wef[/editline] yo areolop, is this something I can do ...
[QUOTE=Jaehead;39635919]My car got towed away. Stayed at a friend's house overnight after getting back late from the auto show, and found out next morning you're not allowed to park in the lot between 2am-5am. Ok, so I parked illegally, so my car got towed away, which is under...
[QUOTE=Alec W;39630231]That's rad as fuck. [editline]18th February 2013[/editline] Who'd you meet by the lake?[/QUOTE] The map isnt really correct as it only pings once every x minutes.. We never were down by the riverbeds. [editline]18th February 2013[/editline] I...
8 hours and 210 miles later.. A rough mapping on where I drive during a shift, answer: Everywhere. [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDXZR-iCAAAqWZi.png[/img]
[QUOTE=>VLN<;39622919]I seriously doubt central Oregon has gangs. I've never had a problem with it, even in san diego. And I used to ride my bike everywhere.[/QUOTE] Im talking about spilling on it
You wear a white T shirt? You're a risk taker.
ill just come back later
Thanks for the "get on teamspeak, fucker" messages guys. I was working. [editline]17th February 2013[/editline] Also, the decal place in my city started doing demo squad cars. Their stuff is sick [t]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDSRNHKCMAAQ4me.jpg:large[/t]
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;39613829]for example, we can make a right turn at a red light[/QUOTE] in the us,that's normal. hell, around my city they even let you turn left when you don't have the arrow
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;39612831]Speaking of tickets, how high was everyone's first? Mine was $450 for doing 60 in a 35, illegal passing, expired inspection sticker, and no seatbelt (which I lied my way out of)[/QUOTE] 80 in a 55: $142.60 No points or anything. Insurance does...
[QUOTE=dbk21894;39612589]Fuck. Another Maryland driver. [editline]16th February 2013[/editline] Pls don't follow the stereotype of terrible. Do all of us a favor. Thx.[/QUOTE] rip
we're all Fucked [editline]16th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=>VLN<;39606362]Would bang, no doubt [/QUOTE] thanks. the best part is that she can change her own oil... thank you Jesus
[QUOTE=Banana Lord.;39604355]wait what girl[/QUOTE] DP, get this man the image
Brought the girl into the PD last night. Almost had a disaster. Never again - shes waiting in the car next time.
Sister killed her car today. Areolop the man with 20ft Cables to the rescue... again. Trying to jump an 89 Lincoln is harder than the 88 Vic plus, it didnt have +/- markings on the battery. Had to play follow the ground
Thanks for sharing that information.... after you asked
dont hit the cones
I don't know what the fuck is even going on in that thread
whats the insurance on that thing
[QUOTE=Banana Lord.;39577253]I'm getting sick 3 days before the test :suicide:[/QUOTE] pussy out
[QUOTE=Glitch360;39570594]Your car is fucked, you need a new one[/QUOTE] Thought so. [editline]12th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Del91;39570644]Cut wires, dead relay, burnt motors[/QUOTE] Im afraid of this. When it gets warmer out, I'll tear it all out
Anyone got ideas for why my passenger seat has no power? Its not a fuse
Turbo brick? (Derp)
[QUOTE=DPKiller;39563299]I don't even snow. Also the Fire Marshal and Insurance company came out today the fire marshal declared that the source of the ignition is from lacquer thinner and clear coat mixing inside our vaccume cleaner, which eventually caused kenneling of the...
Oh boy... here we go
for my city, they give you a reasonable amount of time to clear your sidewalk. If you fail to clear it within that time, they city will do it for you, but will charge a shit ton.
[QUOTE=opaali;39551755]4" isn't really worth shoveling[/QUOTE] totally worth it
Whoever reported him is def not an AA bro [editline]10th February 2013[/editline] also, nothing says Minnesota like being outside cleaning off the vehicles when, not one, but two snow plows come by coating the vehicles with slop and snow again.
[QUOTE=bradley;39536958]But I'm the private investigator here :c[/QUOTE] you're the legal private detective, I'm a freelancer lol
[QUOTE=Koenigsegg;39535429]JR Detective aerolop should investigate![/QUOTE] I took a fire forensics/investigation class. that's it. I have no professional experience
[QUOTE=ThermalArc;39534273]what's the cause of the initial ignition[/QUOTE] I wish to know too. the looks of it makes it looks like something liquid was ignited (see the wall char to the left)
but who's counting
while working, a bus hit a deer. the deer was killed and the driver wanted to claim (tag) it. he had a valid drivers license, so I wrote him a dnr deer tag. he's lucky. I wish I could've claimed it.
So I accidentally drove onto an ice rink last night... RWD CVPI + Pure Ice = Nothing good. Needless to say, I left my mark on the ice.
Got an estimate on the damage to the vehicle from being rear-ended. $1k [editline]6th February 2013[/editline] we're probably just going to take the money since the car is 12 years old, and is worth only $5k
[QUOTE=Saber15;39498984][url]http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2013/2/4/_2_die_1_critical_af.html[/url] Two people killed in a Lamborghini after they lost control on the open road, crashing into a Nissan GT-R on the oppo...
all my fuses are good... Fuck me. Now I need to inspect the 4x4 changer, and get my dad (electrician) to help diagnose the passenger seat issue
Well... I may not be on anything as active as I am now anymore. I got enrolled in classes to become an EMT and its going to kick my ass.
Gotta check fuses.... since my truck will go into 4-lo but not 4-hi. (along with no power to passenger seat)
Its not even that they were there that was the problem, the problem was that they chose [I]that[/I] location. There are 20 other "good" spots for this in the city, but they choose a school's lit parking lot.
Just throwing this out there, but when you're on a date with a girl and are going to get it on in a vehicle, do not choose a school parking lot, which is empty, and then stay there for 20 minutes, allowing for the windows to ice over and the car to be covered in snow. And...
[QUOTE=zotic;39465145][img]http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3951/18835353.png[/img][/QUOTE] Send me $500 plus the new part plus you pay for the postage because I have better things to do than fix your huge mistake.
[QUOTE=benjgvps;39462811]This is a bit of a stretch, though does anyone know if I could get pulled over if the passenger side mirror is broken? I need to borrow my mom's van to get to school unless I can carpool with someone, though she clipped the mirror a few hours ago when ...
[QUOTE=Glitch360;39454441]I keep a roll of paper towels in my trunk, greater variety of uses :v:[/QUOTE] in Minnesota, you'd be stupid not to have toilet paper and a large knife in your glove box
afaik, in the US, the age is 16 for urban, 14 for rural.
[QUOTE=Banana Lord.;39450939]Did drive time 2/3, parallel parking is actually pretty easy the way he taught me. I am a little foggy on backing into a parking space though.[/QUOTE] 90* backend > Parallel parking any day. Any time. I can back into any spot since I drove ...
[QUOTE=Del91;39445122]That's what happens when you drive a tank.[/QUOTE] Wasnt driving the Lincoln. Was driving my dads Grand Marquis
My damage: [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/11823009/other/2013-02-01%2019.27.57.jpg[/t] His damage: [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/11823009/other/2013-02-01%2019.32.07.jpg[/t] Damage is mirrored on the other side too.. and his hood doesnt align anymore.
ended up getting an 89 Lincoln for 1700. no rust, 80,000 all original, plus aftermarket shit radio. the crown Vic had cable issues [editline]1st February 2013[/editline] In other news, I also got rear-ended. I went fucking police on the guy too. Photos photos photos. ...
no no no [editline]1st February 2013[/editline] ill be the first cop in my family, and hopefully the only.
[QUOTE=Gulen;39440108]Oh, is she gonna be a cop too?[/QUOTE] no.
continuing my family's tradition, we are off to buy my sister an 88 crown vic
[QUOTE=bradley;39408594]17 isn't bad? What planet do you live on where gas is almost free? [editline]30th January 2013[/editline] Some TRUCKS do better than that[/QUOTE] I get 22 on the highway with my blazer. about 12 city though
Getting pulled over sucks. Getting a ticket sucks. Getting pulled over 3 times, and getting 7 tickets within one day? You should just stop driving. (from Minnesota State Patrol) [quote]A 49-year-old Alabama woman apparently didn’t get the message the first time she enc...
[QUOTE=KillerTele;39406061]But you went on super slippery ice? That is dangerous.[/QUOTE] You compensate for the conditions. Its not like you go driving 70 when its nothing but glare ice.
[QUOTE=KillerTele;39405948]Better that than dying.[/QUOTE] I would never put myself in a situation that I would be imminent danger of death. [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] also X-post [img]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2013/01/gmnc0et.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=opaali;39402281]Get studded tires[/QUOTE] Because im sure that the city would [I]love[/I] having their pavement tore up because of them
story time last night around midnight I was just getting to sleep when my phone goes off. the girls car wouldn't start after sitting through all this ice and not running it... so I say ill come and get it running, so I get out of my bed, get dressed, and go drive to this gals...
I have reports of Derp doing illegal things
Last night we got a ton of freezing rain, went out this morning to go to school... and, THANK YOU RAIN-X GODS. Not a damn piece of ice on my vehicle. [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/11823009/other/2013-01-27%2022.21.55.jpg[/t] and as a bonus, you cant get more stupid than...
[QUOTE=>VLN<;39390329]Also also, one thing my driving instructor said, is to stop the car semi-abruptly at stops, do not stop for comfort. Stop so both you and the DMV person can [U]feel[/U] the stop.[/QUOTE] please only do this while taking the test. I fucking hate it when p...
[QUOTE=bradley;39383174]You have a golf cabriolet shouldn't you be asking if [i]he's[/i] single?[/QUOTE] [img]http://blog.chinavasion.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sad-car.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ThermalArc;39381819]go home spy, you are drunk[/QUOTE] they're on to me. Over and out.
[QUOTE=Banana Lord.;39381489]isn't "calculated risk" just the nice way of saying "doing stupid shit but saying it diplomatically so I feel better about it later"[/QUOTE] Not in my book. Its balancing the risks and benefits.
[QUOTE=Ldesu;39381021]I didn't do stupid shit even when I was a teenager :v:[/QUOTE] Difference between stupid and calculated risk
[QUOTE=Ldesu;39380446]But you are a... nvm[/QUOTE] Well... Im not one. Im just a teenager.. and I like to have fun.
[QUOTE=Banana Lord.;39377670]yeah I try not to do illegal things because I'm the person that does it once and gets caught[/QUOTE] tough break, bro. I just escaped (somehow) of getting pulled over because I had 2 month expired tabs. #yolo [sp]I put them on shortly...
Stood outside for 6 hours just to watch Crashed Ice. No regrets