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[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;23747091]If you were an attractive female I would fuck you. :)[/QUOTE] What [sp]Rapist alert[/sp]
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[QUOTE=Dannyboy101;23742728]Garry had sexual relations with the servers again.[/QUOTE] Control-Alt-Delete
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[QUOTE=MUFC2007;23746608]Oh wow, someone definitely cannot read.[/QUOTE] I'll fill him in for you... He's a reseller. =oooooooooo
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Our clocks will blot out the sun! Then we will late rate in the shade! [IMG]http://i28.tinypic.com/24wzr84.jpg[/IMG]
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The gurl got a Scott Pilgrim style.
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...is a secret tunel that looks like a monster. It leads you to cushion land! [img]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/787/cushionland.png[/img]
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got mine [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com/img/389022picture.jpg][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/thumbs/th.389022picture.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
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Shit people over value them self.
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It looks so awesome, I wish I could be there! If only I could move to England :(
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[QUOTE=DrMonumbo;23732889]Some people have lives outside of internet forums.[/QUOTE] You obviously did not understand my point there. I wasn't talking about Starpluck not posting about it, i was talking about the fact that he posts anything (and I'm sure some would agree on t...
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[QUOTE=starpluck;23732503]Eating, my bad. I apologize for not being at the scene reporting live.[/QUOTE] You scan news sites for anything new about Israel, and then immediately post about it, so it's kinda funny seeing that when it's about Israel [B]being[/B] attacked I don'...
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[QUOTE][B]Grad-type rocket explodes near apartment building in coastal city just after 8:30 A.M., causing no casualties but some damage to structure and parked cars; two mortar shells hit western Negev hours later.[/B] [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defe...
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Thanks for copy pasting the sticky. It was really informative.
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I'm also wondering how it will be determined whether someone is under 18 or not. Oh no, but of course, an age gate is infallible.
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[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;23716639]Go back under your bridge[/QUOTE] I made a legitimate point so I'm a troll? Killer logic there bro.
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[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;23716584]Yes, only a month ago smartness and instaban was removed or at least it seems like only a month[/QUOTE] You said userbase. Those are features.
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[QUOTE=bepassley;23716558]nope war has changed[/QUOTE] Play Fallout more.
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[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;23716528]I hope that in Garry's quest for a more professional looking facepunch he decides that mods need to be a little more strict I hate that every time I click on General Discussion I am plagued with bad threads and dumb ratings and the on-par and ev...
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I spent 5 minutes trying to find the logout button and then I just dgaf'd and cleared my cache.
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Is it now a mad rush to post?
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[QUOTE=Satane;23716216]Damn why would you put ice on your balls ?[/QUOTE] Same reason you'd stick a finger up your arse.
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I'd fuck Ke$ha.
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If you kill her first, you won't be guilty about forcing her into suicide.
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:siren: NOT an entry :siren: I sometimes write stories about shit. I take a subject (normally a trivial one) and exaggerate and make it ludicrous. Below I have quoted a short story about an STD, although I normally go for something more trivial like making a baguette. [quot...
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[QUOTE=scotland1;23715741]I can upload videos as long as I want anyway.[/QUOTE] :jerkbag:
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[QUOTE=thedude13;23715695]wanna do each other[/QUOTE] :quagmire:
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Same. Each page is taking about 10 seconds to load.
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By the way OP, every time I read the title I think it is a sexual request, and then I get disappointed when I remember. Please change it to "circle jerking on zombie games" or something closer to the truth. Thanks for your cooperation.
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Ogres aren't monsters, they are magical creatures. Join me in my quest to quell this heresy and slander! Edit: Oh, Cookie Monster. I'll just leave..
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[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;23714163]I am not sympathetic for you, you are a bad poster also parody threads are banable FYI[/QUOTE] Bawwwwwww You're just jealous of my 3 boyfriends, lots of friends and the fact that I'm prettier than you, hater bitch.
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PayPal revoked his account because of something he had no control over? :what:
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[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;23715209] there are no good trolls on facepunch[/QUOTE] Yeah, only ogres come here.
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This is probably a reference to something but it went right over my head.
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[QUOTE=Diet Kane;23715239]FP is just /b/ trying to act angsty and smart, so I think I'll be able to fit right in.[/QUOTE] Reroll.
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Short and to the point. I like it.
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[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;23715109]who says this?[/QUOTE] homie you aint makin any negativ implicashuns iz you naw? me and mah bros just chattin it up we dont need any of your judgin you dig?
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[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;23715048]Eventually we will all be rid of your redundant homophobic flaming eventually[/QUOTE] Eventually we will all be free of your punctuation fearing arse.
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I'm not going to even pretend that I don't think you're a raging homosexual faggot and I want you dead. Dear OP: Fuck off.
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[QUOTE=jiggu;23714894]It's the middle of the summer, how the heck can you have tests now? Feel bad for you UK.[/QUOTE] What? I didn't realise getting your driving license was dependent on the season. I always thought it was more of a "I'm old enough to drive and I want to dr...
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I don't see why that would make a difference. It's not like the admin would be responsible for what some fucktard did with his mother's credit card.
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OK, just I need somewhere to host several terrabytes of lolcats and child porn, I assume Garry won't mind? [QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;23714858]Badass, can I have pictures?[/QUOTE] :suicide:
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"When you can't breathe it's a good sign". Yep. Seems legit.
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[QUOTE=MrEndangered;23714595]Oh boy. They spent half that article praising themselves about how happy they've kept copyright holders. What the fuck, Youtube.[/QUOTE] Once they removed the copyrighted materials they probably only had about 2 GB of movies left, all cam whores ...
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Oh really? Wow. That's pretty unconventional. How does the admin afford the server bills then? Adverts for guests?
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[QUOTE=axemunger;23714565]Please tell me he didn't really say that Although I've never been to /B/ itself, I have heard of some of the stuff that happens there & non of it is good. Example: [Img_thumb]http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/internesafe1....
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Is Gold membership an annual or indefinite thing? As in, is there a recurring charge or is it one-off?
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How do you play L4D2 seriously? It's not a very hardcore game. Although then again some faggot last night had a go at me because halfway through the game of versus I still only had 1 point, so I started bitching him out and I got voted out of the game. I suppose that lends c...
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[QUOTE=kitteh-nator;23713139]Some friends of mine had this and they lost their account for about a month. Don't trust it.[/QUOTE] Oh, [b]don't[/b] trust it? Shit, all these other people in the thread were giving contradictory advice. What do I do now?
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[QUOTE=SoaringScout;23712506]This is completely unrelated: # Total Posts: 96 # Posts Per Day: 82.50[/QUOTE] It would have been higher but I got a damn 12 hour ban on my first day. :gbsmith:
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[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;23713965]They were making paper crossbows not escaping from prison facts[/QUOTE] Yep, you're right, that was it. I was getting confused because they did two prison episodes, one on escaping prison and one on making a crossbow (and I couldn't remember about...
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Just to spice things up, I'm going to call Endgame's double (triple?) bluff. I think he's an independent user pretending to be Xaltima7 pretending to be an independent user. I know your game son :colbert:.[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=315687"][/URL]
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[QUOTE=Simples;23713941]general fuck-wits.[/QUOTE] Doesn't this seem ironic given what this thread is about?
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[QUOTE=Endgame23;23712882]How can that be me?????? Dont they block ip's after they're banned?[/QUOTE] I don't know whether they do or not, but even if they did, there's this magical thing called a "proxy server". Essentially it uses forbidden dark magic to hide your IP addres...
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I laughed like a madman at the ED article. I like the way they try to make out that the encouragement of good grammar by banning illiterate faggots is bad. :bang: [editline]09:06PM[/editline] [QUOTE=SoaringScout;23712746]I don't know guys. It was cruel to send him $25 dollar...
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[QUOTE=Endgame23;23712651]Yeah thats what I thought too. Still, dont any of you feel like we may be doing somehthing wrong here?[/QUOTE] Not feeding trolls? Despicable.
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I've been here for just over a day and I like it already. There is no word filter, illiteracy is frowned upon and there is NWS material. This makes FP better than 90% of all other forums by default, and that's before we even consider anything else.
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Ages ago, I was reading a thread somewhere where people posted funny Google search results, and there was the obligatory stuff about dicks and what not. My mum came past and saw this and started berating me for viewing this as "this is the reason I get viagra ads sent to me!".
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Use the external for backup. Install programs or whatever to your main internal drive (I'm assuming it's C:).
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[QUOTE=latin_geek;23712339]ITT: youtube registration date dickwave contest.[/QUOTE] You jealous? :iia:
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[QUOTE=sami-pso;23712219]I don't understand what's so bad about youtube in the first place. Google is keeping it up to date and it's only getting better. (new footer bar is kinda annoying tho).[/QUOTE] Jessi Slaughter and teenage girls discussing Justin Bieber. It's the comm...
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Try to answer the questions correctly. I asked people about it on your behalf and this was the general consensus.
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It's the sort of thing you'd use to abuse animals for for a few hours then get bored and leave it in a draw and forget about it.
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[QUOTE=Dirge;23711471]No trollin? You should find that and post it up here.sounds like a good read[/QUOTE] I can't remember where I heard about using matches for gunpowder or whatever, but the flash suppressor on a pistol [I]may[/I] have been on a Mythbuster's episode. It was...
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[QUOTE=tehfrog;23711505]go to one in real life. i did for 3 years, and now im not afraid of being kidnapped lol. it was a serious fear, when i was home alone i would hide in the corner with a blanket on, and when i was walking by myself, i would have the worst butterflies in ...
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[QUOTE=Killuah;23711244]By the way. I have an old account to which I forgot my PW. Now every time I try to recover the PW, it says that it doesn't know the [EMAIL="user@gmail.com"]user@gmail.com[/EMAIL] How do I get my PW?[/QUOTE] Use the real email account? Maybe someone g...
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I saw a documentary once where a prisoner had made a pistol with a flash hider and all this shit. I don't know how the fuck they made it all, but I think they used pipe for most of the weapon. It didn't mention ammo but I suppose the heads of matches must have been used for ...
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Bawww, YouTube have blocked a lot of my videos in Germany for copyright violation. I remember this shit happening a few years ago, I had to audioswap everything and it pissed me off. IDGAF any more. [QUOTE=Ama-zake;23711001]I disagree. With a realtime comment system similar ...
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Dammit :smugissar: Edit: I haven't set a channel type apparently. Channel Type:
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[QUOTE=Combine 177;23710805]People think i am nerd becose i wear glasses. But when they start to know me i am just fucking douchebag with low grades. [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Killuah;23710798]You said that twice now.[/QUOTE] I didn't read your comment but I just thought I'd say that I have a 2006 directors account, I can still upload videos with unlimited length. :smug: [QUOTE=CoolCorky;23710846]Joined: 20 October 2006 Suck it. I dunno i...
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[QUOTE=wewt!;23706323][IMG]http://dontevenreply.com/images/glock.JPG[/IMG] Checkmate[/QUOTE] Dontevenreply is a hilarious site, until you read the comments and :fuckoff:.
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Joined: 03 February 2007 :smug:
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Did you just recommend socialising on chat roulette?
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[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;23710668]So much nerd that it overflows into people in the school's general vicinity.[/QUOTE] More than 100% of his classmates can't be nerds. The only time percentages exceed 100% in when considering appreciation and the like (e.g. the house has gone up in ...
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[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;23710606]I'd much rather have a less shitty comment system.[/QUOTE] It's not the software, it's the users. Maybe there could be a blacklist for commonly used words/ phrases/ misspellings and if you get too many your post gets deleted and you get warned...
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It's parodies galore!
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[QUOTE=skynrdfan2;23710547]who gives a fuck - if your video was longer than 10 minutes, all you had to do was divide it into parts.[/QUOTE] Which is annoying and retarded. Anyway, youtube doesn't have porn or movies on it. I can get better shit on liveleak.
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[QUOTE=axemunger;23710276]indeed it would OP it's people like you who make me want to travel back in time just so I can punch my younger self in the face for being such an insufferable dumbass![/QUOTE] ur jst a moren den cuz u cnt tiem travul yet ur nut doctir hu fag0t
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[QUOTE=Roll_Program;23710078]"[U]Heavy[/U] bisexual tendencies". What On a side note, you need to get with different people, op. The sound like uptight prudes or something.[/QUOTE] Are you implying I don't truly understand the intimate details of bisexual tendencies and hav...
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[QUOTE=Barrowsx;23710129]Isn't that an oxymoron?[/QUOTE] It was the joke.
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[QUOTE=Sobotnik;23710117]Well look here, a parody thread.[/QUOTE] Yeah, this cunt is undermining the sincerity of my thread.
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