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Is it safe to assume that whatever the hell that white stuff in the yogurt is what I think it is?
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Was messing around on a build server and asked:"Hey anyone wanna play team fortress 2"? Was banned for:"lol tf2 sucks cock only cod can be t3h greatest mutliplayer oh if joo has the cahance ad m3 on 36o username mastererown(or something similar to that)
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Alright,which one of you dickheads stole my harddrive and put it on the internet?
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[QUOTE=MightyMax;31920934]I really hope this guy rots in prison and gets HIS ass tore open and a bloody condom shoved down HIS throat in there.[/QUOTE] You will have to settle for stabbed in the eyes and getting a torn throat.
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You mean it finally happened?
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Reminds of that cafe in paris that makes ice cream out of female(hurdurdurh) breats milk.
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Oh boy next thing you know we will all(yes,all of us on facepunch) go to jail for fapping to porn.
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If that guy had bought me cookies,I would have chased that guy down and fucking beat his ass...however Im a coward so Im glad the police did it...man this world started pretty much as fuck,and it just keeps going downhil...
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EA is obviously doing this so player will switch to consoles so they can make more money. They have done their research. For instance,would you rather want your customers to go on steam and get left 4 dead 2 with the passing and all the other DLC for about 20 and the DLC is fr...
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Well common sense is something most of the people in the world lack.
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Yep,sure is nice to get on a plane knowing that a terrorist could be on board,lazy ass pilots/stewards,and in this guys case,lazy ass loading people.
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[QUOTE=Cone;31835611]I agree, it's a little hokey that she was actually silly enough to climb over the rails. I can't see a reason why anybody would kill her, but we don't know the full story yet.[/QUOTE] Exactly. It like how you can talk about people behind there back but ...
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Yep,thats the greatness of our US goverment. Have fun you guys because soon all of our stupidity will invade you and make all your leaders(if already not) stupid to.
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You know its stories like this that make me begin to thinks thing like: 1."Witnesses" are maybe people who helped kill her 2.That people who saw something bad happen were either threatened or bribed not to talk about it I'll probably get dumb ratings for this,but I always...
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have casual sex with the hippo into persauding him into repairing it you ended up having sex with donald trump and are about to peform some anal moves
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Why is is that when ever I come back to the thread to get chatty with some of you guys the discussion is either with trolls or about mlp and furry porn?
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How old are you?
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Master Chief CAN not be beat.
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butt sex Would you rather eat a live rat or eat a live snake?
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First of all orange box and css are not all of the source games. Second of all, even if its not other game textures your missing, do you have to download anything on that server? If it didn't force you to download anything you should check to see if the server needs anything s...
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you just bumped a 1 year old thread
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too lazy to scroll down a page or 2 to see there are about 20 of these threads?
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I remember a full dream where all my family members were killed one by one in sick ways just like final destination, and the only way for me to live was to murder someone close...I still don't like the ways everyone was murdered.. [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE...
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Hoewever you could try by putting an npc on a platform and have the platform act like monorail system and have it move with thrusters.
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The rebels tend to do better as the AI is scripted for the rebels to be better because there are less of them then there are combine in HL2. Hoever the rebels are experts with the SMG,and combine are better with AR2. Also it really depends on if you just spawn them in front of...
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Wire,ADV duplicator,weight,smart snap,stacker,unbreakable,skin switcher,bodygroup changer
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boy I sure hope that Devil Traitor person knew that eninco was being sarcastic..
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Get a room you two.
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What was the last thing you misinterpreted?
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I saw the latest post in fast threads was in "Did you like that son?" only to find out it said song above....
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I found some interesting sccoby doo stuff...just posting for fun. [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/101796.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Also to ruin the minds of all of us windwos users. [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/imagesCAM2...
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[QUOTE=Scar;31692332]Are shitposters a fandom?[/QUOTE] well all shitposter hate certain fandoms, so probably yes.
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[QUOTE=Zarjk;31695578]Dude...3 year bump. shit nevermind[/QUOTE] don't worry,im not some 12 year old kid who dosen't pay attetintion to the dates.
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If you love ragdolls so much, then why not just spawn some instead of killing npcs?
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When you try to use a gun to add thrusters to a friend's car.
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Just wondering in case you guys know anything about coding, because a lot of time enexperined players come up with a good(or bad) idea that never surfaces. However if this ever comes out, can't wait to play it.
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First of all,wrong section,goes into help and support. Secondly, that does happen, and all you have to do is first freeze the square into the air, then you put the npc on top.
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Granted, but it gets stolen from hippies. I wish gaben would release episode 3
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with the smurfs(i mean seriously) I)Fall off a cliff II)Fall out of plane without parachute
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[QUOTE=eninco;31694731]When it's been posted 20 times already.[/QUOTE] And thus is the history of this thread.
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On pretty much any justin biber video: Me:Hey dad can i go out and kill all thses haterz? Dad:Sure honey let me go get my shotgun Me:Okay dad XDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD I has an ursome dad Shut up haters or ill go all ninja on your azz hahaha
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I hate people who wine about pony and furry lovers.
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North Korea is very fun.
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Yep. Kids who read this, this is the cruel world you will grow up in. Seriosuly, I hate everything about the world.
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Ever notice how the people who make conclusions about cyber bullying not being real never actually experince the internet themselves? And also, the only people who really don't like cyberbullying are the 12 year old kids who were dumb enough to think nothing would happen if th...
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No,i like the little peanuts. Go and get sat on by gaben for 10 seconds
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What was your most life changing moment?
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Joining facepunch, nuff said.
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"omg!!!11111!!! daft punk stole this song furm kanye west lololol thumbs up cuse im 5o 5m4rt!! XD :D :)lololololo"
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[QUOTE=nigfops;31680994]Whats an union bagel?[/QUOTE] a bagel with onions...
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pfft let the innocnet die Im a coward drink a gallon of your mother's semem or draink gallon of snooki's piss(oh god please dont answer this)
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no just go by avatar
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[QUOTE=eninco;31680686]The mass numbers of 8 year olds on youtube. I would give my ass virginity if the Facepunch mods modded that site.[/QUOTE] Eh...do you really want the facepunch moderators to do that...not really a great idea considering garry is used to his communtiy...
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cat eat a bagel with salty toenails or eat a sandwich with salty nose hair
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I think we should all learn from finn and pb and use the ghost prank on the upcoming people in the gender swap episode also this idea would probably ruin the minds of some of you guys,but I wish they would make a differnt version of adventure time on adult swim. Do you kn...
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[QUOTE=Metanar;31678871]What is your opinion on me not answering that question?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.google.com/imgres?q=mentlegen&hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=hXjxlI8bnU1nuM:&imgrefurl=http://www.battlefieldheroes.com/en/forum/showthread.php%253Fpid%253D1758503%252...
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What is your opinion on K-on?
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What is your opnion on craptasket?
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[QUOTE=ccg;31678697][url]http://www.tucows.com/preview/753874[/url] I'm not sure if it'll work to be honest.[/QUOTE] All that did was spam me and tell me it was outdated
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What is your opinion on....?
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Just post in another of my shitty threads. What is your opinion on onion bagels?
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Yes Eat a shoe.
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Old version of windows movie maker.
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Don't really care for reading in technology section,so Im just gonna ask this. So is there a way I can download a version of windows movie maker xp for windows 7? The 7 version of movie maker is a MAJOR pain in the ass.
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Considering the thread is already derailed, I would just love to say how fun it was editing ElRobbs post. We need more trolls to make fun, well off to 4han!
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[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;31674305]That sounds like something that would make a hilarious youtube video.[/QUOTE] Oh fuck yeah already on it,right after I learn to use my new remixing software
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[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;31673735]Meh, I guess. [img]http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/4036/original/nf0202.png?1286207043[/img][/QUOTE] isn't that in a creepypasta?
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[QUOTE=nutnuts;31672557]No. Sandbox is a GAMEMODE, build isn't. Building is one of the many things you can do in sandbox.[/QUOTE] Nutnuts,we understand your only 9,but please refrain from anymore shit posting. Its called a build server. Learn it.
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[QUOTE=Pnukup;31672410]You don't seem to have such a worth while life, so I guess bronies and furries are just a target for you to make yourself feel better, when in fact, I'm sure most bronies and furries you're mocking have a way more eventful and interesting life then you d...
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you know it eat some dirt
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Well robby have fun cause you just got reported for trolling.
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[QUOTE=ElRobb;31671948]You do realise the whole of what i've been doing is this thread is just an exaggerated joke, because it's funny seeing how defensive you get over a meaningless 'fandom' based off something for little girls? ...and it's really easy to get the sort of nerd...
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[QUOTE=ElRobb;31671604]Fine i'll continue ignorantly hating on you [editline]11th August 2011[/editline] I meant the actual bronies Btw, i'm pretty suprised this thread hasn't drawn the attention of any mods yet. Maybe because like me, they also don't give a shit ...
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[QUOTE=ElRobb;31671578]Ok I was just trying to understand why you are all so fucked up[/QUOTE] I think you misunderstand us here. Were not supporting furries or ponies just because we don't agree with you. Your just like those little kids on the servers that call anyone who...
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[QUOTE=Wux;31671356]Furries, why they think are special? Just a bunch of pussies[/QUOTE] Why do you think your special. No wait I see. Obviosuly you created an account with a name and all, so you deservere praise. In fact I think of you so much you can get one of these for...
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[QUOTE=eninco;31671299]I'd say mine's more of a fantasy/sci-fi because fuck real life.[/QUOTE] Yeah life could use a good fuckin.
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[QUOTE=eninco;31671081]I'd buy it. I hate it when I'm walking a library and all the books look like shit. Which reminds me, I need to work on my book.[/QUOTE] That reminds on how my usb broke and i lost about 80 hours of machnima scripts... What kinda book? Im more a ma...
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[QUOTE=eninco;31671002]I hate when some super amazing games have a community of 8 year olds (I.E Gmod).[/QUOTE] Exactly. In fact you reminded me of a time I had the guts to play an hour with 9 year olds. Pretty good story, I was actually planning on making it into a short book.
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[QUOTE=eninco;31670957]He's probably orgasming from all the lulz hes getting.[/QUOTE] I really doubt he even is able to have an orgasm at his current age. So rob whats your opinion on COD? [editline]11th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ragin cajun;31670975]Let's stop talki...
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Oh hey rooby. Having fun reading all of the shit on you?
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invisiblity,that way you can see nake chicks without having to go into their room Would you rather die OR Be reincarnated as a bush in the middle of new york.
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[QUOTE=BCell;31670785]Naruto and One Piece fans piss me off. this piece of shit anime and manga is the sole reason why I don't trust most anime shows.[/QUOTE] Heres a common misconception. Thanks to crappy anime like that, a lot of anime fans who don't take it overboard wit...
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[QUOTE=ragin cajun;31670771]Hey guys is the shitstorm over can I come out of hiding now? Ninja'd, I guess not.[/QUOTE] No,judging from someone like Elrobb he'll probably go get all his pony hating friends to come spam everybody. I would know, I see his types all over the i...
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[QUOTE=BassB;31670622]how about you shut up, your stupid join date post count elitism. you're not making a point for yourself. If you think he's being an idiot don't act like an elitist douchebag yourself and stick to the discussion at hand.[/QUOTE] Damn Bass,you figured o...
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[QUOTE=Metanar;31670548]Good job ElRobb, you've permanently engraved yourself into my memory as an idiot. We told you many, many times to just give it up but it's going to be very difficult for me to take you seriously in future now.[/QUOTE] You just took the words out of m...
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[QUOTE=ElRobb;31670485]You have the ignorance and the elitist attitude to say that anything I say is bullshit just because i haven't posted much on a particular internet forum? get stuffed.[/QUOTE] Obviously you do not know what you are talkign about. People generally don't...
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nice try on trying not to answer that question... the dozen duck sized horses would you rather get raped by your grandpa OR get raped by your friends uncle
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[QUOTE=ElRobb;31670413]Basically you said "I like the idea of being a twisted weirdo, because sane people are silly and i don't want to be sane"[/QUOTE] ElRobb do you have any idea what the hell you are talking about? You joine dabout 6 days ago and don't even have 100 posts....
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Well after leaving for 2 hours I decided to come back to chat....and was greeted by Elrobbs shit posting. Seriously,I'm sure you do something that other people take to heart and think your just shit. This is a place to talk about what you hate, not to flame an entire commun...
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Lubed it so much that I came and started farting. She was impressed since it was held firmly between my ass and balls so she rubbed my rooster like vagina really hard. I then died but was revived by taste of spicy chicken wings with cum sauce cause i'm gay. I then reached for ...
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balls explode or implode
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I think we BOTH know which one is going to be picked. Besides that orphan dosen't deserve food. Get shot out of a cannon into the ocean OR Jump out of a plane into the ocean
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You know not to derail the thread,but Im wondering if facepunch has the north korea option for location...
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[QUOTE=peaceful guy;31668292]spiders I guess, as long as they wont kill me inject faeces into your balls or shove a pen all the way into your dick hole?[/QUOTE] ninjad
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Mentioning justin beiber hate hints thorughout the videos Invaders must die-Beliebers Must die Get to the choppa-64 bieber fans didn't make it Pretty much any video-WAAAY better than justin bieber
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Snakes Have sex with george bush or abe lincoln(oh yeah lets get horny over history)
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Not a pcfanboy,but PC is just the greatest thing. Easy to get mods for your games,easier to use,and Steam. I mean I could make a large list of how the PC is a pretty good platform,and only a small list on how its worse than some consoles.
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Would you rather...?
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You should be able to catch on. Would you rather eat a 10 year old MRE OR Swim with hungry sharks for 5 minutes
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