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[QUOTE=theJohn;31457370]Do any of you have some sample code to check if a TF2-server is up or not? It can be in any language, I'll just translate it to Ruby. Do you just ping the server or do you check if it's up in some other strange way?[/QUOTE] See if you can create a udp ...
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Apple holding more cash than USA
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-snip- Late, sorry!
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[QUOTE=TerabyteS_;31410346]There's now official proof that internet explorer users are dumbasses: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1112055-Are-Internet-Explorer-Users-Dumb-Survey-Suggests-Yes[/url]. Sad but true. [editline]29th July 2011[/editline] I'm gonna start usi...
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[QUOTE=Kameshoga;31386416]What's the best program to use to start creating your own website?[/QUOTE] Notepad
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[QUOTE=Hexxeh;31343179]Billing is back up. Rejigged some network configuration on the host nodes to add IPv6 support, but because of some missing functionality in SolusVM orders have to be activated manually right now. Should take no longer than 12 hours, very often within 30 ...
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[QUOTE=Dotmister;31343022]That's a bit extreme, you still have to check that IE6 doesn't display something which looks completely wrong. Google have only dropped support for IE6 for their latest designs, it's not like they let it display a broken page. The same goes for Facebo...
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[QUOTE=Vietnow;31310277]Looks fine to me, just depends on how it behaves on larger/smaller resolutions.[/QUOTE] On larger screens the logo get's pushed to the left and the navigation get's pushed to the right. On smaller screens the logo is on top and the navigation is below it.
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[QUOTE=a2h;31303557]Your lining up: [img]http://cl.ly/0M1W0F2O3t030Q300r3p/Image_2011-07-24_at_6.57.38_PM.png[/img][/QUOTE] You said it wouldn't be a good idea to line the header, footer and content areas and then you show a picture where they aren't lined up.
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[QUOTE=a2h;31303420]I'm not sure if it's a good idea for you to have the header/footer and content areas to be lined up like that.[/QUOTE] huh?
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[t]http://i.imgur.com/4uydf.png[/t]
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[QUOTE=J!NX;31301935]If only we had huge masses of water in our solar system, and all the precious metals / minerals we needed.[/QUOTE] Like alchohol. [url]http://www.spacedaily.com/reports/Jodrell_Bank_Astronomers_Spy_Giant_Alcohol_Cloud.html[/url]
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[QUOTE=anton;31300451]Are you seriously using the name "schoool" Most unoriginal name I have seen since couphon[/QUOTE] It's not set in stone yet. I'd like to have a different name and probably different font as at the moment I just can't help myself think of Dribbble even if...
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[quote] Two teams of astronomers have discovered the largest and farthest reservoir of water ever detected in the universe. The water, equivalent to 140 trillion times all the water in the world's ocean, surrounds a huge, feeding black hole, called a quasar, more than 12 b...
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Astronomers Find Largest, Most Distant Reservoir of Water
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[QUOTE=Alex_grist;31299845]2. Looks less like dribbble.[/QUOTE] If anything 2 makes it look even more like dribbble.
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Which one? [img]http://i.imgur.com/qpmE3.png[/img]
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[QUOTE=RusselG;31299005]Yeah, gonna implement that as well. [url]http://russel.comlu.com/insults/[/url] Should work now. Could you guys point out any other bugs? [editline]lolwutputhere[/editline] To be honest, the top bar is WAY to thick. Also the "schoool" logo would l...
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[QUOTE=TerabyteS_;31293100]maybe use rounded corners too [editline]23rd July 2011[/editline] and if I were you I'd use silk icons[/QUOTE] It's almost gotten to the extent you can anticipate seeing silk icons in a design. I'd rather be consistent in using one icon pack but i...
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[QUOTE=Alcapwne;31292291]Looks great! I would reduce the border on the notices by 1px though[/QUOTE] Thanks! I suppose staying consistent with border sizing would be a good idea :P
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[QUOTE=anton;31291568]Uh oh I better finish gradstr now welp[/QUOTE] Big market for educational products. :P (The market is already filled with shitty ones) Update: [img]http://i.imgur.com/6VLd7.png[/img]
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OfSJy.png[/IMG] 2nd Class is just a placeholder name as I have no idea what I'll call it yet.
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[QUOTE=H4Z3Y;31289008]Facepuch is filled with [del]dreamweaver[/del]SumblimeText-using-16-year-old's, I doubt you will find much help here... some reddit subreddits are more likely to help you, [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/webdev/[/url] [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/web_desig...
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[QUOTE=-n3o-;31288317]I believe garry is working on the thread cap at the [b]monument[/b].[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.visitingdc.com/images/washington-monument-picture.jpg[/img]
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[quote] [B]Some kid in my class[/B]: LOL COOL STORY BRO [B]Me[/B]: Do you even know where that comes from? [B]Kid[/B]: Yeah. A Facebook group. [/quote] [editline]a[/editline] Most of the time it's just people getting misinformed. Most people in this thread are only pissed b...
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[QUOTE=Michael haxz;31285945]How is this the wrong section? It's under General Disco... Oh wait yeah your right Mods if possible move this My mistake[/QUOTE] If you meant to post this in Hardware and Software General Discussion no one there will give a fucking shit either.
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[url]https://code.google.com/p/android/issues/detail?id=10809[/url] :downs:
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You missed the [url="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1109845-Attacks-in-Oslo-and-on-Utoya-22-7-Megathread-post-all-related-news-HERE-Attacker-is-a-32-year-old-Norwegian-right-wing-extremist-named-Anders-Behring-Breivik"]megathread[/url].
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[QUOTE=Appox;31269322][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8kYFm.png[/IMG] They closed the chat on me.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/4x2pB.png[/img] :downs:
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[QUOTE=rapperkid04;31269003]What is the criteria for being on the front page?[/QUOTE] Posting the most recent?
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[QUOTE=Appox;31268968]They use an i7 quad core for powergaming though, thanks mom I know it cost you a lot but we're gonna be rich with this[/QUOTE] Yeah we just gotta go to England (from Germany) to get people to buy our shitty service.
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[QUOTE=TerabyteS_;31268776]Look what I've found [url]http://www.codeupload.com/4097[/url] Too late, that key's not functional anymore :D[/QUOTE] Posted on July 1, 2011 :downs:
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[QUOTE=RusselG;31268714]I meant to do that [img]http://www.en.kolobok.us/content_images/articles_images/smiles/ipb_ninja.gif[/img][/QUOTE] [url=http://php.net/manual/en/function.htmlentities.php]htmlentities();[/url]
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[QUOTE=Ideal-Hosting;31268801]Hilarious.[/QUOTE] [quote] Registrant ID: PSIU-10387923 Registrant Name: Reimertshofer Ellen Registrant Organization: Ideal-Webhosting Registrant Address1: ...
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[QUOTE=Morphology53;31268168]Cursive != Comic Sans.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/BOMDw.png[/img] That's comic sans. [editline]23rd July 2011[/editline] For some reason you don't think Comic Sans is in the cursive font family. [quote]The only cursive font that is likely ...
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[QUOTE=Morphology53;31267721]I'd love an answer for this: Who at sony decided that a plaintext captcha was a good idea? [url]http://pro.sony.com/bbsc/jsp/forms/generateCaptcha.jsp[/url][/QUOTE] The one who decided to do it in Comic Sans.
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It'd look nice if the there were no animated avatars.
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[QUOTE=7DeadlySyns;31264312]Last time I refused to buy Snow Leopard, until they basically stopped giving a shit about Leopard users. Now I'm partitioning my hard drive and installing Windows. Fuck you Apple.[/QUOTE] Two steps ahead of you. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vIZlC.j...
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[QUOTE=frankie penis;31263819]it's funny how china always rips off everything popular. take the 'apple stoer' or the 'vii' for example.[/QUOTE] Because to the average Chinese person they can't afford it or it's not sold there.
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[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;31259008]can you tell us why not?[/QUOTE] Most likely situation would be that he isn't paying taxes on the money he's receiving from boostar. [editline]a[/editline] Or even Garry's Mod.
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[QUOTE=theJohn;31246659]Are there any Rails-beasts around here? The guy who created AnyHubs is a beast, right? What's his nickname?[/QUOTE] Turb. He comes on he with alternate spellings of Tangara.
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Anyone else not able to collapse the highlights sidebar?
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[QUOTE=twenty;31244860]He said he only knows HTML. I would presume that the script he has already has a index on UniqueID, he could just edit the table however and be done with it.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=IrishSteel;31240653]So I'm trying to set up a donations page on my website, and ...
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[QUOTE=TerabyteS_;31235198][img]http://gabrielecirulli.com/p/20110721-002446.png[/img] Imagemaps. Seriously VALVE what are you doing it's not 2002 anymore.[/QUOTE] How else would you have a certain area hyperlinked?
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[QUOTE=Snakess;31237903]Just went with YardVPS to try them; Is there anything I can do about that?^ That's part of a very long chatlog with Jimmy from YardVPS, he acts like an immature kid and just doesn't care at all throughout the whole conversation, my vps was terrible ...
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[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;31226054]I thought OS X had the encryption feature already? I'll admit that is something Microsoft needs to work on but I just feel it's a disappointment after so much hype. It should've been a free update honestly. [editline]20th July 2011[/editline] Ar...
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[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;31226019]Also I forgot, according to my hands-on time with OS X Lion, it sucks according to the hype it has received, Mac users act like it's the second coming of Jesus Christ as usual and it ends up having minor changes from the one before it. I want a per...
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[QUOTE=E1025;31225586]I can understand a lot of people here don't like apple products but you can't say they're bad.[/QUOTE] Yes you can.
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[QUOTE=chrishind10;31225442]Any DirectX game :v:[/QUOTE] That's not really an issue if you don't play many games besides the occasional Valve game.
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[QUOTE=Profanwolf;31225384]Actually I'd say apple is more prepared with things you might "need" when you buy it, certain software that a windows user probably would never get when buying a computer. But yeah, windows has a wider selection of software to choose from past that ...
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[QUOTE=chrishind10;31225286]You still return the whole unit even if your Mac Pro decides to crap out.[/QUOTE] No you don't you can buy components off of eBay and easily replace them and you can even go into a certified Mac dealer and bring in the broken component and they'll ...
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[QUOTE=chrishind10;31225260]Atleast with the $5,000 plane if one thing goes tits up I can remove that part and put a spare in while the broken component is being replaced. Meanwhile on a Mac...[/QUOTE] The only thing you could be talking about is an iMac in which case, yes.
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[QUOTE=mastermaul;31225127]Ignorance in that they fail to see the alternatives, and shell out a greater amount of money towards the thing that's easier to understand.[/QUOTE] $5,000 to buy a plane that has thousands of buttons that is semi-complicated to use or a $10,000 plan...
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[QUOTE=chrishind10;31225163]That hardware doesn't.[/QUOTE] Don't buy it then? I don't get why people generalize about a large majority of people without knowing them nor knowing their reasons for using such products. Other companies have done stupider marketing tactics like M...
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[QUOTE=chrishind10;31225138]Yes, it's all available for Mac, but its cheaper to get it on Windows.[/QUOTE] The apps cost the same.
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[QUOTE=chrishind10;31225085]Apart from the fact that they are marketed as a Computer for artistic people, and that they are utterly amazing for professional video and music production *cough*FinalCut Pro X*cough* Really, there is far superior software available on Windows, on...
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[QUOTE=_Maverick_;31225055]unlikely as it is, i hope apple DO NOT beat microsoft, i would hate to be buying apple computers rather than windows computers but like i said.. it's unlikely[/QUOTE] Don't buy their products? No one is forcing you too.
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[QUOTE=mastermaul;31225016]Apple's entire business strategy is based around brand recognition and consumer ignorance and sadly it works all too well.[/QUOTE] The only ignorance I see is that their Mac and iPad line are way overpriced.
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[QUOTE=chrishind10;31224947]29.59 million Hipsters![/QUOTE] That's stupid, the article just proved that Apple sales are higher than ever. You just need to face it, Apple products are becoming mainstream.
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[quote] After a record setting quarter that shattered Wall Street estimates, Apple is in a position to become the most valuable company in the world. The company announced on Tuesday that it sold 20.34 million iPhones and 9.25 million iPads in the second quarter of 2011, up b...
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Apple Is $50 Billion Away From Becoming The World’s Most Valuable Company
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[QUOTE=twenty;31224601]Well, I was thinking of putting a list of words in an array and checking the field against it. I'm trying to make a quiz type "game" and I cannot think of how I would check if the user has the word that is inside the array, entered into the text area.[/Q...
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[QUOTE=twenty;31224159]How would I go about searching for certain words such as "apple" or "pear" in a text field / text area using PHP?[/QUOTE] That's pretty vague do you want to determine whether the certain word is within a string, do you want to highlight said word, etc?
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Oh god that was awful. Oh and fuck you for making me jump.
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You're using the dev channel, it's the new profiles feature.
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They were just using LOIC to DDoS websites they're the runts of the litter. [editline]a[/editline] AKA not a big deal.
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[QUOTE=-n3o-;31206540]I do apologies Mr Anton. Thank you.[/QUOTE] Are you doing that on purpose?
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I heard Fast Threads is great.
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[QUOTE=Destroyertf;31206430]If they start giving out iPhones, I can see the number of people going to the army voluntary increasing[/QUOTE] Yes an iPhone is worth risking you life for as well an iPhone is the only smartphone!
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There was this right where I posted a fast thread in general discussion! I laughed about it for ages!
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[QUOTE=spidersdesign;31204585]Suggestions? How about: [php] $sdPrivacy ->_settings() ->addSetting( "enabled" ) ->type( "checkbox" ); ->addSetting( "password") ->_pages() ; [/php] [editline]19th July 2011[/editline] Now this is sloppy: [u...
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[QUOTE=spidersdesign;31191024]I've implemented jQuery style method chaining so my code now looks like: [php] include( dirname( __FILE__ ) ."/lava.php" ); $pluginName = "SD Privacy"; $pluginSlug = strtolower( str_replace( " ", "_", $pluginName ) ); $pluginVersion = "4.0 ...
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[QUOTE=Alcapwne;31188663]How can I stop it from creating a new line every time I close a tag? here's my code: [php]<hr><h6>About Me</h6><hr><h6>Rates</h6><hr><h6>Contact</h6><hr>[/php] And it essentially goes <br> after each piece of text, because of the end tag :( But I n...
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Quake III Arena
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[QUOTE=Fatal-Error;31171569]You need only visit Macrumours or the Engadget comments to see the idiocy of Mac users.[/QUOTE] Go to a retarded place you encounter retarded people.
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[QUOTE=toaster468;31180023]Light blue for the logo? Or for the back ground?[/QUOTE] For the left of the seperator.
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[QUOTE=toaster468;31179867]What color should I use?[/QUOTE] You've got a light grey to the left which only really works for more darker designs, you could try a lighter blue.
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[QUOTE=toaster468;31179337][img]http://k.min.us/ieeZby.png[/img] Can you see the gradient in the back ground and is there too much noise?[/QUOTE] The two pixel separator looks completely off in terms of colors as does the "logo".
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[QUOTE=Sanius;31168715]MacOS is FreeBSD with a shiny interface. other than that their products are nice[/QUOTE] Uh, no. It's actually based upon the XNU kernel which was originally developed for the NeXTSTEP OS it does indeed have code from BSD but comparing it to FreeBSD is ...
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[QUOTE=Smug Bastard;31167403]An idea just came to me. What if apple starts a chain of [B]coffee shops?[/B] That's right, coffee shops. They would cost twenty bucks to enter, the coffee would cost five bucks and you would have to buy the (white/silver) cup. It'd get rid of the...
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People use sql scripts for things other than backups? [editline]17th July 2011[/editline] As Irish_Cereal said just make a simple PHP script.
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[QUOTE=BrunoBsB;31166208]Well, thats my first time on this section Im "working" on a website for a friend of mine, its a website for a Massage Shop They want red color for a relaxing mood, well... I think the overall website its ok, but I really need to work on the content st...
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[QUOTE=spidersdesign;31158038]For apache yes - but what about IIS? I'm sure it can be done but I don't think it is worth the hassle of making sure it is compatible with everything. I'm finding the OSX app great - If only coda recognised when one of the files in a site has chan...
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[QUOTE=spidersdesign;31154809]That requires a js parser - I shouldn't have to compile my CSS.[/QUOTE] The Less [url=http://incident57.com/less/]Mac app[/url] automatically compiles it when it detects a change. [editline]17th July 2011[/editline] There are also implementatio...
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[QUOTE=spidersdesign;31154511]You are a genius - why am I not doing this? I really want to be able to do: [css] #id { /*some styles*/ .class { /*some more styles*/ } } [/css] without any javascript parsers - dunno why it wasn't part of the original spec. ...
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width auto on #navigation?
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My computer malfunctions sometimes by posting threads in the wrong section.
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[QUOTE=somecoder;31151940]Are you really fucking recommending phpfog[/QUOTE] You're either compwhizii [del]or turb[/del], I don't use phpfog nor do I give a shit about their problems it's his choice if he goes with them. [editline]a[/editline] Besides, if he cared about sec...
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[QUOTE=egowhore;31151917]ok i've learnt from my mistakes guys, i now realise why what i was doing was wrong [editline]16th July 2011[/editline] oh, does anyone know where i can get free/cheap ruby hosting?[/QUOTE] Ruby :: [url="http://www.heroku.com/"]Heroku[/url] PHP :: [u...
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[QUOTE=egowhore;31151683]I stole MediaTemple's design several years ago when I was still finding my feet as a developer[/QUOTE] You stole your template that you used for your file hosting site you posted in WAYWO.
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[QUOTE=spidersdesign;31151736]Could someone explain what zing means and when to use it please.[/QUOTE] When you "own" another person. (At least in the instances in which I've seen it)
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Nothing was sanitized, passwords were stored in clear text, and to top that off there wasn't a black or white list for file types.
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[QUOTE=egowhore;31150310]wtf did you do with all the bkp/bkp/bkp/bkp/bkp/bkp/bkp/ folders!!![/QUOTE] I said to put it back up when you've fixed all the security issues.
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[QUOTE=egowhore;31149333]hi web devlopment WIZARDS :v: i'm only new to php and im learning html and php so heres my first site: [url]http://egowhore.x10.mx/[/url] i made a file upload website where you can signup and login and see your own personal list of files! please tel...
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[IMG]http://joedale.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/computer_wizard_hg_wht_10697_1.gif[/IMG] Computer Wizard
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[QUOTE=a2h;31145712]"thanks for bringing up really old shit guys" doesn't really sound like an angry defensive allcaps post to me.[/QUOTE] I like to use excessive hyperbole. No one ever said he steals websites today they said he once did it multiple times in the past.
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[QUOTE=a2h;31145521]My first website involved frames, was completely black, used Times New Roman, had a logo drawn with the rectangle tool in Paint a few times and was hosted on Freewebs. Does that make me a bad web designer?[/QUOTE] That just means you were once a bad web de...
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[QUOTE=Singo;31144018][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbzaRYU-ob4&feature=watch_response[/media][/QUOTE] Do you really think this shit is funny?
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