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Imagine being the first guy to do a zero-g cumshot. Imagine the clean up.
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I've always wondered how being the first extra-terrestrial child would end up. You're not just anybody after all, you're the first person of a non-Earth origin. You'd be a media darling for a huge portion of your life, and your entire body would grow differently to accommodate...
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You're probably going to get a; "something something BUT I MAKE GAME something something" response to that, as if being a developer actually means your say in the demographics and spending habits of consumers actually means more. The sports game playerbase are a peculiar bree...
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The NRA probably wont backtrack this stuff until almost all of their current management are replaced tbh. They're a lobbying group first and foremost, which means they need money to lobby with. A great way of ensuring you have money is targeting rabid fanbases. This kind of bu...
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It's a fucking nobody lmao. It being an ~official university group~ account is utterly meaningless when it's just the account for a god damned student union society. Societies are relatively autonomous and once approved by the uni and SU generally handle all administrative rol...
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Yeah it really suffers the Open Source curse of "nobody here knows a thing about UX so lets throw shit at the wall and see what sticks".
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Grewtawakening ran off to Voat (shocker that) and the huge influx of boomers keeps knocking their servers offline as a result. Today is a great day. https://www.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit/comments/9fiqhl/looks_like_all_isnt_going_smoothly_for_the_new/
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People like to chat a lot of shit about Blender because it's not "industry standard". But it's a fully featured modelling and rendering application, it can do damn near fucking anything you want. You just need to learn the myriad of keyboard chords to actually do anything at ...
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The aim correction and sticky aim on CoD is pretty strong to be honest. You can get some fairly quick reactions and smooth looking movement with it as it just makes it a bit easier to stop turning when you hit a player, and pulls the reticule in to the target a bit more if you...
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No. Stop. Cease this shit immediately. There is no "debate" about how the WTC went down. Planes hit the fucking buildings, the towers themselves and ANYTHING nearby would have been annihilated by debris from the collapses. The only people trying to make a "debate" exist are a...
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Politics has always been tied to identity. That's never changed and likely never will change. People tend to vote for groups that they think are like them as they may think they'll share the same goals. Identity is a huge part of the human experience. It's not surprising it ...
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It's more of a "I invested in this HMD and I technically can do this with it" deal. Similarly to hooking up a Wii Remote to your PC. Outside of a few edge cases, it's useless.
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That really isn't news. They've said the War Stories would be post release supported for a while now if I recall. The scope of these games is getting bigger and bigger every release and publishers aren't super keen on missing critical release windows like the pre-Christmas one...
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Kanye is having the time of his life in this video. 10/10.
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"Condescendingly explains things to her like she's a mental invalid because she's a woman and he thinks she's thick as pig shit" doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well though.
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Good to see Crazy Talk is still both active and apparently contagious. I mean...you shouldn't be reliant on Air Raid or Vortex, but those moves fucking murder bosses and are great for "oh shit I'm getting absolutely bodied" moments. Man now I want to go through DMC again but ...
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Treyarch are probably the only studio working on the series who try to actually innovate. Hence why their games are so divisive. Infinity Ward tend to play it super carefully, their one foray into new mechanics in Infinite Warfare is absolutely hated by the fans (I personally...
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No matter how many backdoors you put in standard distributions of encryption libraries, people can just reimplement the bloody thing themselves lmao. We have the papers containing the mathematical proofs of these things, anyone with access to those has access to everything the...
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Nobody is calling for "arbiters of ideas", people are calling for someone who has repeatedly broken the rules of almost every platform he's been given to be removed from said platforms like he should have been ages ago. And rightly calling out Jack for having a fucking asinine...
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Radical take: why don't we ban the obviously deranged, harassment encouraging conspiracy fucks whilst also teaching people how to think more critically about ideas that actually deserve some form of intellectual response.
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Funny you mention that. A fair number of left leaning accounts have basically been marked for death and are banned for the slightest transgressions. By that I mean they get banned for trolling or taking the piss out of far right twitter accounts that get to push white suprem...
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Not if the currently deployed one is dead/ doesn't have the equipment needed to do the next bit of research. This shit is just generally expensive, that really shouldn't be a prime concern as to whether or not we send a new one up 14 years later.
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The BF3 Beta had loads of issues, but the fact an LAV could dig itself under the level and just stay there always entertained me. It's pretty common for the Battlefield Alphas to be total fucking messes like this. A friend couldn't even take part in the BF4 open alpha as it w...
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That is the one thing I keep struggling to remember with the pissing thing. If you match just ask them if they want a drink sometime and if they don't move on. But getting a reply at all can be an arse at times. Dunno if it's just British women in general being bad a replying...
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It's quite literally "haha I just thought it was interesting :~~~)" posting. Nobody is going to take your word for it because people have been using that excuse to defend a lot of nasty shit for a few years now. Present good reasons I should give a fuck about this "alternativ...
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Dunno why people are mad at this tbh. Opportunity went way beyond expectations for a Mars rover. It did it's job and then some. The guys who build these things would probably love to get it back, but I'm sure they've already taken lessons learned from it to make something bigg...
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It's really not hard to understand why somebody is against reading that book in particular. Or, well, any book that promotes similar views. It has to actually bring something worth talking about to the table. It doesn't. It isn't going to teach me anything new, show me alterna...
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That $600 price tag is almost entirely down to them deciding the Cell BE was a great idea for a games console (it was a really cool chip, but it was not a games console friendly thing) and pushing Bu-ray super hard. I cannot ever recall their price points being that absurd bef...
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I was listening to the podcast whilst doing my bathroom clean, to quell the ever increasing depression. I always forget about their sponsor bits, but having Woolie insist Matt uses the correct name when doing the education assistance one in the most recent episode had me giggl...
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I honestly have no idea why people expect super, super early reveals of games to be reflective of the final product. That early in production the developers might go a bit wild with what they think they can get away with, as it's likely not running on the target hardware yet o...
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I suppose you'd need to throw them a bone (heh) from time to time
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That's the same with Tinder to be fair. You can pay for 30 minute boosts that (they claim) ensure your profile is placed at the top of the stack for people nearby. Tinder itself is pretty p2w, it wouldn't be unthinkable that they fudge the algorithms running it to prefer Tinde...
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The first weekend of me having the app installed ended up with a mate setting me as looking for men. We then went on a night out and I ignored my phone. It didn't stop going off all fucking night and even the next morning I confused the number of notification bloops with my a...
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"Mmmm, spying some Ivanka over there"
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Jesus I knew the guy was a total trainwreck of a human being/ soulless corporate marketing shitbird. But I didn't realise the weird "stop fucking my mum" stuff was so core to his content. But as per usual, Youtube wont stop this garbage because he's one of their money makers.
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The insane propaganda from the leave campaigns almost certainly swung a number of votes their way. Likely not the old, as they're pretty much all bigots over here. Scared of the EU, despite being alive to see how it benefited us from the get-go. Scared of migrants because "the...
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Big Ben is on the mend right now. We've forfeited time rights until 2021.
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One useful thing to keep in mind if you need access to a paper; email the primary author and ask for a copy. Almost no publications actually give a researcher money for the paywall fee you spend. There's no incentive (short of the researcher fucking up and signing IP rights aw...
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It helps if the balloon is being created and flown for a good reason in the first place. The Trump one was to specifically take the piss out of a notoriously thin skinned ninny who the British population can't really stand and who we didn't want coming over to the country beca...
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DICE have said they haven't actually worked out what people liked in the Bad Companies properly. It's a bit of a hard one to pin down I guess as they want to keep the Battlefield feel of large combined arms combat, but I think it was the smaller more focused maps that made Bad...
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Most of the assets were probably finalised before that judgement was made. It may change by the release but it's probably not going to because swastikas aren't exactly crucial to the game. It'd just be a small nicety to have for historical reference and accuracy.
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They're generally more fast paced and closer quarters than the main Battlefield series, and the only form of air superiority was helis if I recall. Not every map has those. It's a much more infantry focused thing, and introduced a majority of the current game feel to the Battl...
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Realistically you can render entire scenes with it and get almost perfect global illumination and the likes. It's sort of been the holy grail of online rendering for a while now because it's so damn hard to do whilst keeping the frame time down. But it makes sense to use it f...
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Idk 6 and a half. But mum says I'm a big boy now so she let's me use the computer for an hour a day What kind of fortnite skins u got fam?
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At least Maddox was funny at least once in his life. IA/ Merkotur has just always been a unfunny dickhead bordering on neo-nazi for as long as he's been posting. Good riddance to bad rubbish
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I enjoy playing this as an on-again off-again thing when a mate comes over. It's a really cool looking game with surprisingly solid mechanics. The fact that it's still receiving support despite being relatively unpopular is really nice. Each update has added something genuinel...
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I'm not looking at this from a middle class perspective, I certainly haven't lived a middle class life. And I still don't quite like the taste of these kind of finance schemes. Even my broke ass ass could look at luxuries like my PC and games consoles as something to save for,...
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Individual GPUs that aren't totally potato tier or outdated are currently around half the price of the average games consoles at best. If you want something you wont be replacing within a couple of years you're paying the vast majority, if not the entire, cost of a console for...
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Previous presidents have, by and large, not been such a continuous colossal shitshow compared to Trump. There's been very little to genuinely make Time think it's worthy of a caricature. It's been a very, very long time since a president has actively caused constitutional cri...
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The camera basically being a rectal exam seemed like a problem when I started playing the game, but the camera pulls back considerably during continued combat. And the object detection has never really placed it in a shitty position or slammed it back up Kartos' ass for me yet...
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Good to see she's back to making "shitty X" so quickly. Though I suppose unlike the robots these desks might actually serve their purpose with no risk of injury if she ever puts legs on them
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Witnessed These are the kind of Toxx Clauses we need to appease the old ones.
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The BBC is way, way more than just garbage soap operas that can't die and bad daytime game shows. You are aware of that right?
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What the fuck is a phony and corrupt dossier exactly? It's a piece of paper Trump, the dossier can't collude with others against you.
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You should really, really play them through. But the cliff notes with minimal spoiling would be; DMC 3: Prequel to the first game Explains a bit more about Dante and Vergils past, why they're always fighting, showing the downfall of Vergiland what gets him in the position to ...
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Capcom struck gold with DMC, so haphazardly retrofitting an existing and already failing game project into something they knew would sell makes some sense, but at the same time it clearly wasn't going to ever be a good game. It's clear that after DMC2 they went hard on making ...
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Tbh I'm not entirely sure why people base their interest in a game on the first trailer. There's loads of examples of the first look at a game making it seem like it's something wildly different to what people were expecting or what they actually get. With one of the most noto...
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The song is literally not a problem. Sounded weird at first but it's the right kind of cheese to fit the series and honestly probably reflects on Nero growing from an angsty fuck to this cool dude. Fuckin buzzin lads
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G4S is a continuous collection of complete fuck ups and I'm honestly shocked the government hires them to do anything any more. Wait...no I'm not. Because there's clearly some kind of conflict of interest going on there.
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Yeah...someone who claims that "the floodgates is jammed open" not being familiar with PragerU. Checks out.
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I'm supposing the FP implementation is just a "fuck it get it done" kind of deal rather than actually taking any care or nuance because "lmao who cares its a forum nerds". I did mention anonymisation, it's what we use at work. But my post is a disjointed mess as I have a habi...
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In essence, yup. Totally sever ties with no plans to retain any relationships. Bear in mind that only a few true hardcore edgelords in government are actively calling for a no-deal, the problem being that they actually have considerable power as they're either senior Tory pee...
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GDPR requires you to remove all information about that person that could identify them should they request their right to be forgotten. That means every post they've made, thread they made, message they sent, etc. Probably ratings too, as those would require the forum to keep ...
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Disaster masters fits better I think. Planners implies a mote of intelligence.
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https://files.catbox.moe/yvr053.png Hark! Peasant! Clean my boots! It feels good to be post-brexit oligarchy. It's just nonsense patriotism much like it is for every other country that believes they are the one true strong country. Despite our relative smallness, we do sti...
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I was gonna say "this take is bad" but then I thought about it. GTA 3 whilst being a technically impressive game for the time (still beaten the fuck down by Jak & Daxter tho, a mere two months later with vastly more impressive level tech) was a bit of a mess story wise if I r...
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You are aware we can collect guns and hunt, perform pest control, etc. with firearms right? The only thing we really aren't allowed to do is use them for self defence outside of quite extreme circumstances. So long as your gun is within regulations (dependant on action and cal...
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It's a shame, actually seeing the game in action and witnessing the new gameplay mechanics sold me more on the game than any of the promotional material did by far. They're changing a lot of shit up and it's put a lot of players on edge, but watching the game being played did ...
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Considering DICE can't actually make Bad Company 3 because they literally cannot work out which parts of the formula hooked people in (hence why BF3, 4 and 1 are a weird mixed bag of features in places), I'm inclined to say DICE have a habit of just kinda winging it when it co...
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Arkane are pretty much the kings of systems heavy immersive sims right now. They've been at it since Dark Messiah, and always find some neat new ways to expand on previous games in terms of interactivity and player freedom. I'm sorta happy they're giving the series a break, D...
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Loads of games are projects "no one was asking for", they still tend to do well. This isn't even that out of the regular release cycle for Battlefield games. I expect it'll still sell pretty well because the series in general does sell really well. But low pre-order numbers p...
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also it's mekotur for fucks sake
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Gosh this sense of self righteousness really isn't making anyone want to discuss this with you. Their point was "They will mock the UK's gun laws, but they're the reason 10 people were just injured and not dead", how in any conceivable universe does that imply that they think...
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"hyuk hyuk i went to the school of LIFE you liberal commies" - Almost every Trump supporting geriatric ever.
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Every day I grow more and more convinced you are actually incapable of reading, or failing that, making simple inferences. You just see "gun bad" somewhere and throw yourself into a frothing rage about how "unfree" everyone without a gun is. Honestly dude, read the fucking th...
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"what is statistics" Every fucking time someone tries to compare something in one country to the US there's at least one of you clowns who doesn't understand basic statistics. Population differences are super easy to take into account if you're doing the most surface level co...
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The new Supercharger network will be something else! Free energy for all Teslas! We just need to have a Slayer at hand at every station.
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"I'll take 'Phrases heard in the Bizzaro universe' for 500 Alex"
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Come on we can't talk about Grohl without bringing this old gold up; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhdCslFcKFU The man is an absolute unit of music even to this day, I sometimes read shit he's said in interviews and wonder why I didn't try and pick up an instrument at som...
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I dunno why people are struggling with this idea so much. The idea of the Galaxy Note series and similar devices is to replace a laptop for people who don't really need a full computer for their job. Journalists, bloggers, video producers, etc. who don't need things like Photo...
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Windows 10 and OS X have an equivalent to f.Lux built in now, and they don't suck too bad!
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Hopped in to my Rhino last night for the first time. It's quite nice having something that isn't Excalibur, even if the gameplay isn't dramatically different. Not entirely sure how to build Rhino up from here though. One of my mates seemed to get two of the Oberon blueprints...
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Can you hook me up with a clan while I'm slowly getting back in to this? I'm predictable; hexpunK
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This also drives CPUs and GPUs insane if your browser is hardware accelerating, as the page is constantly being re-flowed. This really needs fixing.
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Well RIP the US south then. This government has been actively hostile to everybody who isn't a Russian plant since they got in. How in the almighty fuck do you undo this amount of damage in a reasonable time frame?
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There was literally no real reason this wouldn't have worked cross platform. It's a Node project, almost every single thing on the NPM repository is cross platform from the get go. Devs just have a real bad habit of saying "no no no os x only" in their docs because it's all t...
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After watching a few of his things he's poked fun at his fucking awful audio mixing a couple of times. It seems to be getting better though. His earlier Postal 2 videos are borderline unwatchable due to the mixing, but they're pretty entertaining.
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Clem is a good boy and you should treat him well.
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If Brexit does continue, and in particular we end up with a no-deal scenario, it's not an impossibility for that to happen. We're going to suffer a brain drain from this no matter what as our position in the EU is a massive boon to our academic and research groups. France is a...
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idk about you my guy, but "hulk SMASH" groups beating on actual Nazis wont ever look as bad as actual fucking neo-Nazis. For a starter you can make the wannabe-Hulks go home by just not being a Nazi. Nazis on the other hand always want to enact some kind of ethnostate.
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Lets not beat around the bush here. The US police (most police forces tbh) tend to turn a blind eye to far right and right leaning groups breaking the rules of whatever inbreeding display of an assembly they're currently holding. Probably because a group of fascists holding po...
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There seriously needs to be some actual mod intervention in PD and SH right now. Geel and Cyke Lon Bee (hahaha its a funny nazi joke ::~~) ) in particular are just shitting up absolutely every fucking thread they enter. Cyke in particular is just constantly derailing shit into...
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Reading shit like this makes me want for a revolution half the time. That's 60% way too high, on top of whatever the percent probability there is for a Brexit at all. This is a complete farce, there are absolutely zero benefits to leaving the EU as it stands, and despite "pro...
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Despicable, how could they ever consider such a thing??!?
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Having lived under one of those wife beating fucks as a kid, that's largely explainable as the abuser presenting themselves as nicer than they were or suffering some kind of problem later in the relationship that lets them dehumanise their partner. They were probably perfectly...
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nah 27x is just incapable of enjoying anything ever and makes sure that nobody else is allowed to enjoy things either.
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I've been slowly working towards Rhino. Took far too many attempts to get the systems blueprints from The Jackal. Just need to find 300 more plastics to build the last parts now. My mod game is a bit all over the place right now, but I've been trying to keep things upgraded a...
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I think I made a horrible mistake. I thought I managed to avoid getting sucked into this game. I haven't played it since like mid-2015. I am now stuck playing the game again and oh god things are new and different. Probably for the best I didn't progress very much when I last...
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...because there's something in the Java ecosystem you want to use? Up until very recently C# just wasn't a option if you wanted to avoid being stuck as an MS focused dev, particularly in industry where a lot of companies are to this day unsure about using anything but the Ho...
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https://youtu.be/I_nkflrpp90 Bodycount go WAY WAY up
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