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Please watch or listen to these videos (~13 minutes total) before getting too bent out of shape by the whale hunting in the Faroes. Heri is a native islander who partakes in the grind himself, and has quite a bit of insight to offer on the topic. I did not embed these links be...
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This is Sophie. She is known for trying to catch flies as well as snoring louder than most people do. https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/2082/94a730c4-1f69-4d29-b514-1104bc1ddc1a/sleepy.mp4
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I definitely see where you got the Portal 2 vibes from. Honestly, I like that tranquil Indian stuff, and I like some fast-paced electronica, but the balance of the two here just doesn't work for me. I think it needs to be closer to the noisy end to be more up my alley. I like ...
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Rune - Old-school, simple, well-crafted Viking action-adventure with a surprisingly polished combat system in the vein of the Jedi Knight series (dismemberment, strategic melee combat, insanely difficult on higher settings). Recently had an open-world sequel/reboot announced w...
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I wonder what sort of insidious data OP can mine from this thread https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/2082/15b05786-035f-40b6-8538-e57e26e19b4d/image.png
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https://z0r.de NSFW, ear-rape, and pretty much every other warning you can think of. There's like 10,000 different things on this site you might run into. Click at your risk.
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Good call. Delta doesn't need any competition from pitties in harming their passengers.
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I am deeply arachnophobic and have never actually finished Half-Life 2 or any of its episodes because of the poison headcrabs. I was even working on a mod with a friend to replace all instances of them with the regular and fast versions, but just looking at them unsettled me s...
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https://discord.gg/vg3qgBM Since the thread is more or less dead here is a link to the semi-official community discord. Both Lixil and Matt Scott themselves post there frequently as do several streamers and top players. Good place to request custom content and find groups.
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Recently got back into this a little while before LO took over. Really positive outlook on future development. Hit up FPChonch ingame if you're on Jericho and want into the old enforcer clan. It's mostly dead but I've still got a few old free cars and uniforms and stuff.
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Hell yeah. They merged NA East and West into one single NA server Jericho now though so you'll get weird looks if you mention "Joker." Post more character outfits! https://www.dropbox.com/s/r4qxt2yx3mm43wa/newuniform.jpg?dl=0
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If this happens it will be the greatest event since the Artifact reveal
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All of this. APB was my main for several years but I stopped playing in 2012 a little while after they implemented the threat-based districts that killed the matchmaking. There's so much it does right gameplay-wise -- the less-than-lethal and arresting mechanics, witnessing mi...
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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
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Hell yeah! This is exactly the kind of visualizer I never knew I wanted for this track. It's really too bad Justice doesn't really do this style of music anymore. Thanks for posting this.
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Definitely broke the five-minute rule on this one. https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/2082/d65931a1-457f-41b9-9e9a-be63f1e1884d/image.png
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He watches https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/2082/40c1e82a-c0c2-4700-a1fe-dfafb1f54461/image.png
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I haven't tested this, but I've always wanted to try lightly spraying someone's box of tissues, roll of toilet paper, chap stick, or other such personal item with mace, and then seeing what happens.
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It looks like some sort of anthropomorphized Pokemon. Fanart?
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He was the sole remaining Obama appointee in the administration. I find it far more likely that the "ethics investigation" is just a pretense for his firing.
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From what I can tell, Shulkin is one of the few competent folks in the administration who was actually doing a half-decent job on his own with (and thanks to) little to no interference from the President. A ludicrous decision to give him the boot, I think -- perhaps indicative...
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White roses. There's a deeply personal story behind it related to a girl I loved, but I won't go into it here. If Kirby swallowed you, what power would he gain?
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I wonder how they pull this off. It'd have to be GPS based to give everyone in the town the same service, and if that's the case I imagine it'd be easily spoofable.
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Sometimes I just yell really loudly for long periods of time when I'm driving. I'd do it at home too, but the neighbors would get scared. It's therapeutic.
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Wow, I did not expect this to have occurred in my own country. Usually when I read about arranged marriages it seems like something distant, not part of any contemporary Western culture, and certainly not something that could happen so close to home. This almost sounds like hu...
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Please. Polidicks is for news commentary; it's lax, arbitrary rule structure is not at all suited for the kind of serious discussions that folks seem to want to have there. Old Mass Debate suffered from just having the same handful of autists discussing atheism all day, but I ...
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Lack of a thumbnail option for posting images.
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Jesus, it's tough to post in this thread with this many embeds. [QUOTE][url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UroDQJZQkcY[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m46S-VGCimY[/url][/QUOTE] Justice's Phantom set. Second link is their live version, much more enjoyable in my o...
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[QUOTE=Slim Charles;53186210]why does one of them have a ratchet lmao.[/QUOTE] Obstensibly, to make noise. Might as well skip all the meaningless discussion and just drown out all the things you don't want to hear. It seems to be a running gag with these sorts of "protests...
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"You are not excused from the dinner table until you've finished your plate."
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[QUOTE=Zovox;53177018]Holy skidoodles I just randomly thought of that game when I was laying in bed the other night Couldn't figure out what it was called, but I played the shit out of this when I was a kid [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/madnesscombat/images/2/29/M...
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[QUOTE=NitronikALT;53174140]The Last Stand was pretty damn good[/QUOTE] Seconded. [URL="http://armorgames.com/the-last-stand-dead-zone-game/13691"]A sequel has been developed in the form of a F2P social-media-based 2.5D RTS/MMO shooter.[/URL] For those interested, it is pret...
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Regardless of the subjective value of any of his political positions, co-opting them to fund his private legal matters is unethical. You reap what you sow.
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Also deserving of a shout-out: [URL="https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/592473"]Project Nexus[/URL], a 2D sidescroller developed from and based on the Madness Combat animation series (which is still ongoing with several 'teaser' episodes having been released just in the la...
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[URL="https://armorgames.com/play/4287/silent-conversation"]Silent Conversation[/URL], to date my all-time favorite flash game. It turns a collection of classic short stories and poems into engaging platformers by spinning the words into a virtual environment, usually made to ...
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[video=youtube;xa87kudAVFs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa87kudAVFs[/video] [QUOTE]"It doesn't matter what the origins of the Second Amendment were," says Cody Wilson, creator of the first 3D-printed gun and author of the new book, Come and Take It: The Gun Printer's Guid...
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An AR-15 in Every Home: 3D Gun Printer Cody Wilson on the Right to Resistance
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[QUOTE=Blackavar;53162786]Conservatives tend to be more corrupt than liberals.[/QUOTE] How do you figure that?
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[video=youtube;To1speljU44]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To1speljU44[/video] [editline]22nd February 2018[/editline] [QUOTE]Giedrią dienelę Paukšteliai čiulbėjo Ūkanotą tylėjo. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]In clear day Birds were singing in clou...
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Here's a novel idea: if companies complain about the results your search service offers, why not just remove their sites from any and all search results? I suppose now I can be sure that Google has no problem putting corporate interests over content. Time to switch to StartPage!
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All of Bruce Campbell's lines from the classic Spider-Man games were terrific. [video]https://youtu.be/8is_V01XZMo[/video] My favorite isn't in this video but I think it went something like this, from the tutorial level: [QUOTE]If you wanna throw some more bad dudes around, kn...
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[QUOTE=Chris Morris;53116119]All this kind of longass filibustering tells me is that people like this are a waste of your fucking tax money, sat there spouting bollocks when they could be getting work done.[/QUOTE] It's incredible, isn't it? A guy wouldn't last long in any...
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This guy's gonna be rolling in refundable tax credits in a year or two.
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[QUOTE=Raidyr;53105652]"too little actual dialogue" you do know you have a reputation for basically jumping into threads, making a contentious post, then bailing while everyone else wonders what you are talking about right. like I agree that it's largely people of two diff...
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A good stretch of the legs. Light snow in the silence of an early winter's morning. A wave and a smile from a passing stranger. Unsolicited physical contact from pets. Lying down on cool earth. The heft of a solidly-built firearm. Genuine laughter from the elderly. [editlin...
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Five years. She still comes up sometimes. Sorry OP, but the answer is no. You just learn to live with it.
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[QUOTE=DinoJesus;53083758]My biggest pet peeve about how people discuss politics here is some dude will post a short and concise opinion, and then two or three guys with more time than sense will respond to it in five long paragraphs each. And the arguments are always a bu...
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[QUOTE=mdeceiver79;53094146]America for sale! Discount rates! Get it before it's gone![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zonesylvania;53094213]No, your names don't deserve to be displayed, nor does anybody have the right to blatantly sell democracy in this manner.[/QUOTE] Is it really su...
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[QUOTE=EcksDee;53093467]I wonder if it's some kind of cosmic rule that the most outspoken Trumpophants get the meagre bonus so they can tout "ha ha fuck you liberals I got mine" while ignoring the rest of the country.[/QUOTE] I'm not a "trumpophant," and that's not what I'...
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Pre-ordered Shadow of Mordor at the store I worked at at the time. Have yet to actually start it up for the first time.
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[QUOTE]"The State Department claims that the mere threat of sanctions will deter Russia's aggressive behavior. How do you deter an attack that happened two years ago, and another that's already underway? It just doesn't make sense." [/QUOTE] Couldn't agree more with this pa...
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My semiannual incentive bonus has already passed but the next one in July is expected to be about double the usual. Expectations rarely pan out like that though so we'll have to see. Time tells with these things, the tax cut simply hasn't borne fruit yet.
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[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;53091562]Just to illustrate how trite of a point the whole age thing is... [t]https://i.imgur.com/lrbiy4s.png[/t][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=da space core;53091519]Literally every single presidential candidate was in their 70s, trump, Hillary, Sanders, and even B...
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I wish him and his 'revolution' well, but I think the man is just too damn old to hold the office. I don't see it working out well for anyone involved.
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The old "us or them" message. Here I thought Trump was supposed to be the divisive one.
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[QUOTE=Bob The Knob;53079118]We have footage of a Trump deposition from summer 2016 btw, this is what he's like in that situation [/QUOTE] As I write this reply, I'll admit I've only seen about fifteen minutes' worth of snippets from all over this video, but this sounds l...
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[QUOTE=Tetracycline;53078184]The guy bringing this up just got unbanned after insinuating that Obama's presidency saw similar scandals to Trump's, but after being questioned he didn't even post in the thread again.[/QUOTE] I've always thought it verboten to continue postin...
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The rules pin in Polidicks needs to be updated with the newly-implemented "drive-by-shitposting" rule, and an explanation on how it works.
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[QUOTE=snookypookums;53073320]I mean, it's kinda scary to see the level of political discourse just drop from Obama's time to....[I]this.[/I] My mom likes collecting copies of American presidential speeches, usually because they're an excellent example of writing for public sp...
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[QUOTE=Lambeth;53068347]Loading Tweet... [URL]https://twitter.com/SenateDems/status/954761305424105472[/URL] Republicans don't want to pay the military during the shutdown I guess[/QUOTE] [URL="https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4710181/senator-mcconnell-objects-military-pay-p...
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I don't intend to leave, just lurk. Perhaps I might post on an alt, though, to avoid any untoward attention. Perhaps I'm already doing that.
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For a 71-year-old sedentary man, "excellent health" is not quite the same as it would be for a 20-something like you or I. I'm pretty amazed that he manages to keep going at his age with as little sleep as they say he gets. That said, I really doubt this isn't mostly fluff lik...
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[QUOTE=fulgrim;53028437]Yeah I remember thinking it was a really dumb move to have the one of the game's Tank classes have their only healer companion betray them at the time. I greatly prefer the new system when playing the original storylines, as I can chose whatever comp...
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[QUOTE=fulgrim;53027884]You can make the choice to leave a companion to die- and have them miraculously survive with no repercussions because you can't be put at a disadvantage against other players, you can be betrayed by a follower, and have literally no option to kill them ...
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[QUOTE=TheFishyG;53023671]'Office of Compliance' sounds ominous[/QUOTE] Compliance is a general term for departments that bridge the gap between regulatory agencies and legal teams, acting as policy developers and 'enforcers' on the regulatory side and risk managers or 'gate...
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One of my old college friends years ago got addicted to weed (and some harder stuff later) and dropped out after getting roped into a local drug dealer's harem. A different friend invited me down to her guy's place after graduation for a little after-party and I went just to s...
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[QUOTE=RaraKnight;53017783]Jesus Christ. When you finish the poll is asks you for a donation of at LEAST 35 dollars. [t]https://puu.sh/yRl7i/3c55383fdd.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Every campaign does this sort of thing. I doubt anyone actually reads or even collects the responses to th...
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Put that shit in the bank
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Surely, if these states were looking for an actual solution, it would make more sense to sue the individual states' governments.
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[QUOTE=redBadger;52999502]Separating polidicks from SH was the best decision this forum has made in it's entire history hands down.[/QUOTE] I dunno man, there were some pretty deserving sections in "Lifestyles & Hobbies" that were wiped.
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[QUOTE=windows098;52998740]Give J-Rod an uncomfortably long hug before heading home.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;52998775]Tell him you'll only show if you get paid half upfront.[/QUOTE] Both of these, but make the latter one a loving whisper into the ear, and don't let go of...
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It's a bold move to order the IRS to get this all together in time for the 2017 return filings. I hope it works out, because I could really use the extra cash. [QUOTE=Roshbitnak;52999219]Step 1 to fixing a budget isn't to CUT THE INCOME STREAM. How exactly does this administr...
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[QUOTE]The White House offered conflicting accounts of which funds were used to purchase the coins, with one aide saying they were paid for by the White House and a second aide later saying that the Republican National Committee is covering the expense. An RNC spokeswoman conf...
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I'm unimpressed. The real change will come when they can pass a spending bill that addresses the deficits this will create.
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[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;52981249]So if it passes does that mean that Net Neutrality is saved or what happens? Just asking for clarification :huh:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Solo Wing;52981260]I'm not a wiz on how Politics work, but if I had to guess, if this vote goes through, it reverses the...
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Planning to see The Last Jedi after this weekend. I can't help but be worried that they're going to find a hamfisted reason to kill off Luke and not even do it justice by having him fade away like Yoda and Ben did. I think that the lack of a playable hero of old Luke or Snoke ...
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[QUOTE=gman003-main;52980158]What is even the criticism of the movie? I watched it last night, it wasn't flawless but it was pretty fucking great, in my opinion. It's up there with Empire, though I'll need another watching (of both) to decide which is superior.[/QUOTE] I have...
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[QUOTE=Zombinie;52976522]If they voted already, why are they still talking[/QUOTE] The formal rulemaking process usually sees multiple items voted on in a single session. Simply put, there is more work for them to do.
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[QUOTE=fulgrim;52967961]Hahahaha Oh my god this administration couldn't be closer to the presidency of a 6 year old if they tried. This is the kind of shit kids at my primary school said they would do if they ever became prime-minister. [I] -and! in my office! I'l have a but...
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Looks dope, snatch it up. Did we drop our hacker shades?
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Oh man, all my dreams are finally coming true. This really is the best timeline.
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[video=youtube;3gvQ8RPfTlM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gvQ8RPfTlM[/video] Old faces peddling old lies dressed up like new solutions.
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Count me in.
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Handshake his fist awkwardly and immediately move to give the other guy a hug without introducing yourself or saying anything.
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If true, that's too bad. I hear the alleged victim of those sexual harassment claims actually forgave him. I might disagree with Franken politically and think he's a bit of a ponce, but I know he has some very sincerely-held convictions that guide his actions, and we could use...
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I'm pleasantly surprised to see that so many Democrats voted no on the impeachment resolution. It's good to see most folks haven't completely lost their minds yet over this whole mess.
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Bad idea. Even if the allegations against him are completely made up, Roy Moore is not at all the kind of candidate RNC should be running after the way his judgeship turned out.
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Is this what you're thinking of? [video=youtube;xTo79sPCVXA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTo79sPCVXA[/video] It's been used in about a dozen films over the last decade, Wolf of Wall Street being a fairly recent addition. [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkh28F5mb4"...
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Good find, but you can't beat the classics. [video=youtube;7S-IidmcSN8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S-IidmcSN8[/video]
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[QUOTE=Dan The Man;52942055]I am British, but I know that America was founded on the principle that powers be separated - you have the Executive Branch, Judicial Branch and Legislative. No branch is supposed to be able to influence the other. Here, the Executive Branch was try...
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I'd say we're done then. Allow J-Rod to leave behind you and then follow him out, keeping the part of your face-cross where an eye should be on the Russian and his entourage.
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[QUOTE=postal;52939591]i can't remember what this said exactly, but apparently it was inaccurate since they've deleted it and issued a new statement Loading Tweet... [URL]https://twitter.com/ABC/status/936760299146956800[/URL] so yea supposedly the contact order happened d...
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Size up the shotgunner man and be prepared to shoot him first if things go south. Mentally map out who to engage if a fight breaks out: Shotgunner>Russian>Pinstripe>Briefcase. Position yourself a little closer to the table so you can throw it up for cover just in case.
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[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;52938278]Nothing to worry about. It's just a counter-intelligence probe.[/QUOTE] There is actually a clause in the authorizing documents for Mueller's appointment that allows the special counsel to prosecute federal crimes arising from the investig...
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[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52937929]Loading Tweet... [URL]https://twitter.com/ABC/status/936628560374071296[/URL] YO![/QUOTE] Unexpected twist! If this happens it may really screw anyone who's testified under oath to the opposite. This might be big.
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