• Wi-fi laptops 'may damage sperm'
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I don't know why facepunch is freaking out, it isn't like anyone here will get the opportunity to procreate anyway.
Holy Shit! It's like... like.... like the sperm totally isn't like [i]reproduced[/i] in our testies!
It's okay. It's not like I was going to need it anyways..
Laptops, the new birth control
[QUOTE=zerotwelve;33492349]it seems like everything damages your sperm or gives you cancer, it's a bit too late to tell us now[/QUOTE] That only happens in California.
who wants children anyway do we need more obese first world children
[video=youtube;ws9tkMmmuk8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws9tkMmmuk8[/video] Sorry, but that's the best video of that scene.
Male birth control.
I try not to put laptops on my junk. Who knows what kind of viruses I'd get.
[QUOTE=MR-X;33493612]it isn't like [b]I[/b] will get the opportunity to procreate anyway.[/QUOTE] I fixed it for you.
I sit next to a wireless router all day which keeps the other occupants supplied with internet (I hate wireless so I have an ethernet connected directly to the router) Well I'm fucked :v:
If it kills sperm then this just means I don't need to clean up
In other news, masturbation reduces sperm count. More at eleven.
So what? Hot baths reduce sperm levels, Coffee probably reduces sperm levels. Masturbating reduces sperm levels, EVERYTHING reduces sperm levels.
He... i put my laptop on my table
i wonder where i can sign up to masturbate for science
Explains why it is hard to fap :v:
I don't use my [I]lap[/I]top on my [I]lap[/I] anyway. I usually have it plugged into a power source on my desk.
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