Don't even consider buying it, not even as a joke.
[quote]- Features actual voices of Rambo & Col. Trautman from the motion pictures.[/quote]
Yep.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;44004180]These. These are the viet cong. They shout "abunai", which is Japanese for "look out".
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16550652/15441563080298856448_2014-02-21_00002.jpg[/img]
the cutscenes in this game also have the audio quality of an n64 game. It's so bad.[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ this is fucking hilarious.
They just took the fucking generic cop model and put some old timey racist hat on them and said they are vietcong.
[QUOTE=JJones;44002065]What?!
[IMG]http://uppix.net/am4gRL.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
The stupidity of people knows no bounds.
[QUOTE=HoodedSniper;44009718]Jesus christ this is fucking hilarious.
They just took the fucking generic cop model and put some old timey racist hat on them and said they are vietcong.[/QUOTE]
Uhhh what? Those are Viectong, they don't even look like cops. Cops don't wear AK mag pouches on their chests. The heads aren't asian looking at all, yeah, but the bodies at least look like vietcong.
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;44009615]Yep.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't mind this so much if it didn't sound like they recorded it off an old VHS.
[QUOTE=simkas;44009869]Uhhh what? Those are Viectong, they don't even look like cops. Cops don't wear AK mag pouches on their chests. The heads aren't asian looking at all, yeah, but the bodies at least look like vietcong.[/QUOTE]
They look exactly like the cops with a clothes change.
And how the fuck can a body look vietcong?
[QUOTE=HoodedSniper;44010573]They look exactly like the cops with a clothes change.
And how the fuck can a body look vietcong?[/QUOTE]
Well, yeah, with a clothes change, AKA with the part of the model that kinda matters changed. And as I said, the faces do indeed look very much not asian, but that's not the whole thing.
[video=youtube;rZoC3BIZoYw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZoC3BIZoYw[/video]
This may legitimately be worse than Ride to Hell.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;44012276]
This may legitimately be worse than Ride to Hell.[/QUOTE]
Not even close.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;44012276][video=youtube;rZoC3BIZoYw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZoC3BIZoYw[/video]
This may legitimately be worse than Ride to Hell.[/QUOTE]
This game actually functions.
Well, it's a lot prettier, functions, and other factors fair better than Ride to Hell, but simultaneously it's basically extorting a well-known license with shit. So which you'd consider worse depends on which values you care for more.
[QUOTE=simkas;44009869]Uhhh what? Those are Viectong, they don't even look like cops. Cops don't wear AK mag pouches on their chests. The heads aren't asian looking at all, yeah, but the bodies at least look like vietcong.[/QUOTE]
simkas why are you so dumb
[editline]22nd February 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;44012361]This game actually functions.[/QUOTE]
I had a glitch one time where a cop car pulled up with no one inside. The doors opened, and I was stuck because nobody came out.
[QUOTE=matt000024;44004162][img]http://i.imgur.com/YbGtrik.png?1[/img][/QUOTE]
"Rambo I thought you said wumbo"
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;44014708]
I had a glitch one time where a cop car pulled up with no one inside. The doors opened, and I was stuck because nobody came out.[/QUOTE]
Not a glitch, Rambo is haunted by ghosts of those he killed.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;44004180]These. These are the viet cong. They shout "abunai", which is Japanese for "look out".
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16550652/15441563080298856448_2014-02-21_00002.jpg[/img]
the cutscenes in this game also have the audio quality of an n64 game. It's so bad.[/QUOTE]
That map looks like that fucking Black Ops MP map set in Vietnam
This game is an atrocity and the developers should leave the business and work at McDonalds.
How can they even get away with those clearly doctored images on the store page?
Can we please get some sort of regulation on Steam? The amount of shady devs is getting out of hand.
[QUOTE=The Combine;44022051]This game is an atrocity and the developers should leave the business and work at McDonalds.[/QUOTE]
They'd probably fuck up the mcnuggets
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;44012361]This game actually functions.[/QUOTE]
The bugs at least gave Ride to Hell some comic relief.
it seems that teyon was already beaten to the punch a few years ago.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQgj9CAYV0A[/media]
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FV5m38_JhgA/TQQcAMNQvyI/AAAAAAAABQA/BD52B2kXGo4/s1600/fcrambo3.jpg[/img]
rembo
[QUOTE=Ownederd;44023954]it seems that teyon was already beaten to the punch a few years ago.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQgj9CAYV0A[/media]
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FV5m38_JhgA/TQQcAMNQvyI/AAAAAAAABQA/BD52B2kXGo4/s1600/fcrambo3.jpg[/img]
rembo[/QUOTE]
pembo*
[QUOTE=Araknid;44026322]pembo*[/QUOTE]
Cyrillic Р, it's equivalent to R.
[QUOTE=matt000024;44004162][img]http://i.imgur.com/YbGtrik.png?1[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://gyazo.com/e1cb6a6ee6bfad6c2a3d64fb02c6be73.png[/img]
Pretty much describes the whole game.
[QUOTE=Ownederd;44023954]it seems that teyon was already beaten to the punch a few years ago.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQgj9CAYV0A[/media]
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FV5m38_JhgA/TQQcAMNQvyI/AAAAAAAABQA/BD52B2kXGo4/s1600/fcrambo3.jpg[/img]
rembo[/QUOTE]
Yes in russian Rambo is Rembo.
[editline]24th February 2014[/editline]
It also says Afganistan below.
[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;43999251]I just saw TB stream some of it. He went downstairs to grab drink while some QTEs you can't fail were playing and when he finally came back he'd only been dead for a couple seconds because the enemy in the following action section took like 5 magazines to kill him.
No redeeming qualities.[/QUOTE]
That's actually a perk you can equip.
It's the first perk you get.
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