• New Release - Duke Nukem Forever: The Doctor Who Cloned Me
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If you think DNF is the worst game of all time then you haven't played Big Rigs Over The Road Racing. and if you like Big Rigs, well you are an idiot.
Say what you want about the game itself, I thought the enemy designs were rather good. Admitidly, they pissed all over the cycloid and he became something of a pussy, but he looked kewl imo. Instead of bitching about the main game, can someone tell me if this dlc is worth grabbing?
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;33708136]Those updates fix some small gripes but the major design flaws with DNF can't be fixed without basically making a new game.[/QUOTE] Oh shut up.
[QUOTE=Urbanator;33708285]Say what you want about the game itself, I thought the enemy designs were rather good. Admitidly, they pissed all over the cycloid and he became something of a pussy, but he looked kewl imo. Instead of bitching about the main game, can someone tell me if this dlc is worth grabbing?[/QUOTE] I would say sure, looks like swell fun.
How many of you fuckers bought the Balls of Steel Edition? YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT ROUGH? MY COPY WAS 100$ FUCKING DOLLARS.
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;33708680]How many of you fuckers bought the Balls of Steel Edition? YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT ROUGH? MY COPY WAS 100$ FUCKING DOLLARS.[/QUOTE] You say that like it is a bad thing.
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;33708459]Oh shut up.[/QUOTE] Oh wow great argument. You sure have changed my mind. I guess I didn't realize I was playing GOTY every year.
[QUOTE=Atlascore;33704271][url]http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/118/1182168p1.html[/url] [editline]13th December 2011[/editline] 4.5 is a terrible review, in this day and age anything below an 8 is bad.[/QUOTE] lol what world do you live in where something like a 7.5 is bad
I don't know why everyone brings up "he throws shit in teh gaem!!!" argument because that was an [B]EASTER EGG[/B] and had [B]NO[/B] effect on gameplay. Also [QUOTE=Atlascore;33703792]DNF is one of the worst games of all time, anyone that says otherwise just has buyers remorse.[/QUOTE] I played through it using [I]other[/I] means and then bought it because I liked it enough. Does that mean I have buyers remorse?
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;33710563]Oh wow great argument. You sure have changed my mind. I guess I didn't realize I was playing GOTY every year.[/QUOTE] Again. Shut up. You're a rock with a keyboard and internet access. You don't like it, tough shit. Get out and stop bitching about DNF.
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;33711104]Again. Shut up. You're a rock with a keyboard and internet access. You don't like it, tough shit. Get out and stop bitching about DNF.[/QUOTE] god what a shitpost really omg here it comes: it's a forum. it's his opinion, which he has totally fine reasons (rooted in fact) to believe, and i don't see why you have to act so childishly defensive.
my fucking sides, the thread got turned upside within the first post
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;33711104]Again. Shut up. You're a rock with a keyboard and internet access. You don't like it, tough shit. Get out and stop bitching about DNF.[/QUOTE] You're a rock with a keyboard and internet access. You don't like my opinion, tough shit. Get out and stop bitching about my opinion.
Back to the topic at hand: Is this DLC good and worth the $10 price tag or not?
[QUOTE=SonicHitman;33708093]that isn't my point no matter how haters will view it, it will still be viewed the same by them. for example; "man fuck dnf piece a crap it needs upgrades! better acting! carry more wepons!" "hmm.. well its still a piece a crap! it need more babes! more blood! better animation!" "well it still bad game! needs more story, what a bad game. didn't accomplish anything, deserves a 0"[/QUOTE] for one, more lines and better acting are irrelevant when the comedy style of the originals is just not there, 2nd, they cant change the rest without completely changing the game, requiring them to change EVERYTHING about it
[QUOTE=RikohZX;33711384]Back to the topic at hand: Is this DLC good and worth the $10 price tag or not?[/QUOTE] I got a good 3 hours out of it. If you liked DNF, then you'll like this. It makes some of the same mistakes in pacing, and it doesn't really reinvent itself, so if you didn't like it you won't like this. The humor, however, is a shitload better. As well, the combat segments are much more frenzied and intense, with more enemies. And Meller Yeller, T-Sonar's bitching is justified, he just neglected to say why before resorting to childish name calling. Your opinion is stupid and inflamitory because it consists of the "I [I]fell asleep[/I] while playing it!" anecdote. That's it. I've yet to see you actually point out a real design flaw or even try to rationalize why you fell asleep other than "well it must be boring and shit." You didn't even finish the game, so while you not liking the game is perfectly fine, your jumping into every DNF related thread going "pfffbrt man this game is a piece of shit, I [I]fell asleep[/I] while playing it!" isn't. In fact, most of the people in these threads have yet to point out a single objective design flaw. The only things I see close are the anti-COD buzzwords of "two weapon limit", "regen health", and "cover". I am starting to think most of the people who go around shitting on their game cribbed their notes from /v/. (This isn't to say that design flaws aren't there, it's just that no one has actually named a single god damn one)
Never heard of Duke Nukem at all before that E3 where they had that DNF stuff. From what I've seen, the game doesn't look that bad. It might not live up to the franchise name, per se, but still an adequate standalone game.
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;33710563]Oh wow great argument. You sure have changed my mind. I guess I didn't realize I was playing GOTY every year.[/QUOTE] Come to think of it, Duke Nukem Forever may be the only game in a long time NOT to get GOTY :v:
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;33702740]It's not. It's GOOD at best, not fantastic, not great, but good.[/QUOTE] You uh.... You seem to be a little butthurt.
[QUOTE=Eric95;33703938]71 isn't a terrible score, it's just average.[/QUOTE] 71 is "not very good" by today's standards. Most good games will be getting 80s or above. Not that I think a 71 is "DO NOT PLAY" territory, but most people [I]do[/I] see it that way. [QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;33703850]Are you fucking implying that Serious Sam 3 is a bad game.[/QUOTE] No, but it could have been a lot better.
[QUOTE=Rapist;33702125]Thought it was Doctor Who themed, from the title. Would of been quite diffferent.[/QUOTE] Sadly I read the title right as I was listening to the Theme Song, that really got my hopes up :v:
The trailer doesn't look so bad. Doesn't look like they recycled the entire game into a new DLC.
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;33711104]Again. Shut up. You're a rock with a keyboard and internet access. You don't like it, tough shit. Get out and stop bitching about DNF.[/QUOTE] I am a rock with a keyboard and internet access, I do like it and the birds have done some tough shit on my rocky surface, I shall bitch about this while playing DNF
why are you all getting so stressed out over a game fine some people liked DNF, accept it and move on with your lives
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