• Amazon reveals fan fiction platform
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My dream of dirty fanfiction writing as a career has become a possibility.
Kid goes on Amazon with his mom to preorder the next Sonic game or something. Gets 200 page results of "Sonic x Amy x Bender" Fanfiction.
For a minute there I thought they were talking about the Ouya.
[QUOTE=Aspen;40784757]shit[/QUOTE] Geezus Christ, I haven't gotten that god awful cringe feeling where you entire body just shoots small shakes up and down your whole body for a long fucking time but this did it.
[QUOTE=Aspen;40784757]Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.[/QUOTE] This is accurate. Too accurate.
[QUOTE=megafat;40799777]This is accurate. Too accurate.[/QUOTE] That's because it exists.
This seems like a very bad idea. Sure, there are a few great stories out there but for every good story there's 50 more that make Stephenie Meyer look like a good writer.
[QUOTE=Aspen;40784757]Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.[/QUOTE] Zezibesh is a beautiful half-angel half-demon half-void female warrior who dual wields 'Dawn', a dual-bladed keyblade, and 'Dusk', a double-bladed scythe. She's unnaturally beautiful but doesn't acknowledge it, and everyone she meets loves her. However, she's a strong independent woman who doesn't need a man, so while she does flirt with everyone, she never takes anyone to bed. She has heterechromia: one of her eyes is black, and the other is white. Her animal form is a three-tailed fox kangaroo with Super Saiyan powers and Speedforce. During a blue moon, she turns into an angel, and during a red moon, into a demon. She is quiet and introverted and prefers the dark dinky corners of taverns where she sits with a hood over her head, smoking her pipe and sharpening her weapons menacingly. author inserts aside, I'd pay for a hard copy of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
[QUOTE=Aspen;40784757]Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.[/QUOTE] In fairness, a hardcover [url=http://www.drunkduck.com/My_Immortal/]illustrated version[/url] would be amazing.
We ought to be encouraging people to write original material not spur on their retarded fantasies that ruin existing characters.
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