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But I don't know what to write D:
[QUOTE=dass;35574372]But I don't know what to write D:[/QUOTE] write a short gay porno script
[QUOTE=KabsIsBack;35574323]You can still do it[/QUOTE] Indeed. I'll give everybody about 20-30 more mins before I decide since I'm doing housework.
[QUOTE=Bound;35574387]write a short gay porno script[/QUOTE] I wrote a story about a sort of hot coal mine girl and her trusty parrot thing bird that always sells her out. So many untold tales, yet, my mind is nothing but a sea of blank...
[QUOTE=dass;35574514]I wrote a story about a sort of hot coal mine girl and her trusty parrot thing bird that always sells her out. So many untold tales, yet, my mind is nothing but a sea of blank...[/QUOTE] i wrote a story about a kid who wakes up with his pants undone and then he dies [editline]e[/editline] mine is better
[QUOTE=dass;35574514]I wrote a story about a sort of hot coal mine girl and her trusty parrot thing bird that always sells her out. So many untold tales, yet, my mind is nothing but a sea of blank...[/QUOTE] I would love to hear such a tail.
[QUOTE=KabsIsBack;35574560]i wrote a story about a kid who wakes up with his pants undone and then he dies [editline]e[/editline] mine is better[/QUOTE] I don't know how long they were supposed to be though... Hope its enough... I hope I didn't forget to mention that she sucks cock like theres no tomorrow and that she likes it.
[QUOTE=dass;35574574]I don't know how long they were supposed to be though... Hope its enough... I hope I didn't forget to mention that she sucks cock like theres no tomorrow and that she likes it.[/QUOTE] if she looks like your avatar you're all set
[QUOTE=Priori;35574563]I would love to hear such a tail.[/QUOTE] tale*
[QUOTE=Bound;35574587]tale*[/QUOTE] It works in both ways
[QUOTE=Priori;35574563]I would love to hear such a tail.[/QUOTE] I wrote it in like 5 minutes and all badly written and junk. It isn't well structured, and that pisses me off... Let me see if I can send it again [editline]15th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=KabsIsBack;35574578]if she looks like your avatar you're all set[/QUOTE] Lets see... NOPE. Not at all... Its as if her face was swollen or something... In short, what would make me come like a grenade next to the balls, now makes me come by the mouth. I'd post a picture but I don't really want to put her in here. Its weird how she has a fuckton of guys calling her "in anon" and that like her when she has such a weird face. Like, REALLY WEIRD. Damn... Joker, can you post it later here or something? Or forward it back?
Here's dass's story [QUOTE=dass]There was once a girl. This girl was really cute. She was blonde, 1.60 centimeters, 50 kilograms, had a beautiful body and face and was the girl every guy came for at school. Til one day, she dated a guy, who didn't give a fuck about her at some point over dramas, and she put up 10kg. Her face turned into a bloated russian ugly wife face thing, but she still sucked cock like there was no tomorrow, and she was still hot. She went through many many stages. Pre anorexia. Anorexia Fatty Less fatty more hotty But to this day, she still doesn't lets anyone touch her stomach. Instead, if someone grabs her stomach, she redirects the hands to her boobs, so all is well. Anyway, she was soo sort of beautiful, that she had a bird that was kind of like one of those parrot things that go "FUCK YOU" and stuff except this one doesnt talks. Anyway, that parrot G muthafucka gangsta panda batman was so cool and so into girls that it bit everyone who tried to touch it and never sang. The only person who it sang to, was said sort.of.hot girl. It would sing every time this girl would come home, and since she was a sneaky bitch, she tried to get past the bird, so it wouldn't alert her mother with the singing, and so, she wouldn't be sent to the coal mines after a day of school. Too long didnt read: the boobs parrot is now dead because of I dont know what, and im sort of dating the coal mine sort of hot girl. Hope this story is enough... I can't remember the story of when I got my bike back from gypsys or anything else better so, have pitty on me.[/QUOTE] Gotta admit. All of the stories I got were rather good. Give me about 10 mins to look through them.
[QUOTE=TheJoker;35574724]Here's dass's story Gotta admit. All of the stories I got were rather good. Give me about 10 mins to look through them.[/QUOTE] I can't be the only one who's staring at the screen, refreshing like mad.
[QUOTE=TheJoker;35574724]Here's dass's story Gotta admit. All of the stories I got were rather good. Give me about 10 mins to look through them.[/QUOTE] I just got information on how the bird died. Old age, and get this: it was a virgin :c (yes the story is 95% true actually)
I can't take the suspenssseeee [editline]e[/editline] Congrats Dass
[QUOTE=KabsIsBack;35574898]I can't take the suspenssseeee [editline]e[/editline] Congrats Dass[/QUOTE] Wait, Dass won?
[QUOTE=Bound;35574950]Wait, Dass won?[/QUOTE] AFAIK, yep.
Thank you Joker, and thank you Kabs :) A question, do I get more keys from the survey? Would be nice, since I got a friend who might like it or to share with you guys.
My lucky friend got 2 copies of the beta and knew I loved CS so much. He knew I would do ANYTHING to get my hands on the beta. That asshole told me if I wanted it I had to pay him $30 and he was serious. My wallet now contains $30 less than what it had yesterday :( Well, at least I find it extremely fun, right :downs:?
I'm not sure why you guys/others are shelling out 10-40+ bucks for a key I mean, I'd really love to get into the beta, but spending the amount of money it takes to actually buy the full game(estimate when it comes out)/ twice that on a beta key that will expire when the game comes out is a bit ridiculous. Save your cash for when the game actually comes out It is your own money guys, I'm just throwing this out there
god damn it, why does the beta have to run when i have exams on this is the same as when portal 2 came out as well, just before exams
[QUOTE=Zaure;35575865]My lucky friend got 2 copies of the beta and knew I loved CS so much. He knew I would do ANYTHING to get my hands on the beta. That asshole told me if I wanted it I had to pay him $30 and he was serious. My wallet now contains $30 less than what it had yesterday :( Well, at least I find it extremely fun, right :downs:?[/QUOTE] What kind of friend do you have? If my friend pulled that shit on me I would remove em'.
[QUOTE=Zaure;35575865]My lucky friend got 2 copies of the beta and knew I loved CS so much. He knew I would do ANYTHING to get my hands on the beta. That asshole told me if I wanted it I had to pay him $30 and he was serious. My wallet now contains $30 less than what it had yesterday :( Well, at least I find it extremely fun, right :downs:?[/QUOTE] Why the fuck would you pay that much? The game is probably going to be $30 or $40 when it comes out, should of told him to go fuck himself.
[QUOTE=Priori;35576744]Why the fuck would you pay that much? The game is probably going to be $30 or $40 when it comes out, should of told him to go fuck himself.[/QUOTE] beta keys have run as high as $80
I wish I could give my key away.
[QUOTE=Zaure;35575865]My lucky friend got 2 copies of the beta and knew I loved CS so much. He knew I would do ANYTHING to get my hands on the beta. That asshole told me if I wanted it I had to pay him $30 and he was serious. My wallet now contains $30 less than what it had yesterday :( Well, at least I find it extremely fun, right :downs:?[/QUOTE] You need to pick better friends.
[QUOTE=Bound;35576756]beta keys have run as high as $80[/QUOTE] People are fucking retarded then.
[QUOTE=Priori;35582891]People are fucking retarded then.[/QUOTE] You just figured that one out?
[QUOTE=Bound;35576756]beta keys have run as high as $80[/QUOTE] Holy shit. I wouldn't pay even close to that for a full-release.
I wish golden potato owners got more attention with keys and such Anything that'd get me a key really, goddammit valve
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