Now Available - Duke Nukem Forever - Sensationalist Headlines

I'm picking it up at a Gamestop tomorrow, I preordered it. :colbert:

I never thought those words would ever be together outside of April first.

Guys, you do realise this is a flop right? It didn't live up to the hype at all, it's going to be forgotten after a month.

[QUOTE=pogothemunty;30354951]There's four guys with horses at the door and they want me to let them in... they say it's the end of the world[/QUOTE] Don't. Parties with those guys always turn to shit. Delighted to finally see Duke arrive.

[QUOTE=MAspiderface;30357855]Guys, you do realise this is a flop right? It didn't live up to the hype at all, it's going to be forgotten after a month.[/QUOTE] No matter how absolute crap it is, it's not going to be forgotten.

Now I can gloat to my grandchildren telling them I lived to see the release of Duke Nukem Forever

I just saw a pig go past my window. I live in the sixth floor.

Well look like someone owes me 30$. [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] And i got it in binding contract :v:

[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/233/areyouingkiddingme.png/][IMG]http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1351/areyouingkiddingme.png[/IMG][/URL] What.

Wait, why is America the last place to get this?

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;30358872]Wait, why is America the last place to get this?[/QUOTE] Saving the best for last?

My bets, they have paid off.

Picking it up after school today. Can't wait, I've got this to play and the red faction. It's going to be a geeking weekend. [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=SoaringScout;30358872]Wait, why is America the last place to get this?[/QUOTE] Timezones most likely.

[QUOTE=-n3o-;30358948]Picking it up after school today. Can't wait, I've got this to play and the red faction. It's going to be a geeking weekend. [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] Timezones most likely.[/QUOTE] Timezones are hours not 4 days.

[QUOTE=Zackin5;30354612]Hail hath frozen over Pigs have flown[/QUOTE] So does this mean I might finally find a girlfriend?

[QUOTE=markg06;30358991]Timezones are hours not 4 days.[/QUOTE] Oh mymistake. That fucking sucks, you guys have my love.

[QUOTE=Painseeker;30356187]I ordered the BoS edition from Play.com months ago. I got an e-mail last night saying my card was declined and my order was cancelled. Why the fuck would they wait until now to fucking tell me that. :byodood:[/QUOTE] From what I've heard and seen, I'd say you dodged a bullet there :geno:

[QUOTE=Painseeker;30356187]I ordered the BoS edition from Play.com months ago. I got an e-mail last night saying my card was declined and my order was cancelled. Why the fuck would they wait until now to fucking tell me that. :byodood:[/QUOTE] Has your card expired? The reason why they tell you now is they don't charge until it's been dispatched

[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;30359314]Has your card expired? The reason why they tell you now is they don't charge until it's been dispatched[/QUOTE] That would explain it then, card expired a couple of weeks ago. Don't see why they don't just charge when you actually order it though.

Heard it sucks.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;30358872]Wait, why is America the last place to get this?[/QUOTE] Because you guys always get the good shit first, now it's time for you guys to be the last ones.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;30358872]Wait, why is America the last place to get this?[/QUOTE] Who cares you'll all get it eventually! We have waited forever already or well 13 years at least.. I think you can wait a couple of hours/days more! :)

All of a sudden, us Americans start bitching when things are different in favor for other people. Got to love my countries arrogance.

North America get it's at the 13th? :911: :canada: :mexico:

[QUOTE=Japfeiffer;30356583]Episode 3 will never be released. I am pretty sure they are just going to do Half-life 3 next.[/QUOTE] You know what I'm trying to say, dammit!

Is there a proper demo yet for us peasants who didn't preorder or buy Boarderlands? I really want to give it a shot.

[QUOTE=MasterG;30360138]Lol at all the Americans complaining about getting this game late. Welcome to the world of Europeans / Australians, we always get games 2 or 3 days later than the US.[/QUOTE] I don't really care. I don't have much time for games anymore anyway.

Fuck to the yeah.

so is the game shit?

[QUOTE=MAspiderface;30357855]Guys, you do realise this is a flop right? It didn't live up to the hype at all, it's going to be forgotten after a month.[/QUOTE] You do realize you're saying this about a Duke Nukem game, right? That's like saying Sonic 06 was the best Sonic game since Sonic Adventure 2. It's complete bullshit to say.