[QUOTE=Zeos;52834069]I'm pretty sure I could write an essay on why Kai Leng is one of the most disgustingly bad characters ever designed. He's actually part of what I consider the worst, most tone deaf and nonsensical boss fights I've ever seen in a video game.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure someone already did, at least I strongly remember reading something like that. He went from being a really racist, but surprisingly professional Cerberus agent in the books to just what the fuck in the game.
[QUOTE=Theportalmaster;52832708]there's even worse
[img]https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/thumb/1/17/Taimi.jpg/200px-Taimi.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
how fucking dare you
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Otis
I am escorting four survivors to the safe house, plus the one I'm carrying on my back; I'm being chased by cultists, military and hordes of zombies
I KNOW WHAT A FOOD COURT IS
[B]SHUT UP[/B]
[QUOTE=Elv02;52833867]Nah man, this is the worst AA1 character:
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You'd really pick a stupid kid over the god-king of fuck, Sal Manella? He's so awful he's literally named after salmonella
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[QUOTE=elowin;52834374]You'd really pick a stupid kid over the god-king of fuck, Sal Manella? He's so awful he's literally named after salmonella
[thumb]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/d/de/Sal_Manella.png/revision/latest?cb=20150704142036[/thumb][/QUOTE]
This character makes me uncomfortable.
No need to pick specific people, every character in GTA 5 is total garbage.
[t]https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/b/b7/AshleyGraham.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060508190443[/t]
This spoiled piece of shit. Literally no use to anyone at all.
[QUOTE=Ager O'Eggers;52834241][IMG]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/deadrising/images/9/93/Dead_rising_otis.png/revision/latest?cb=20140409154837[/IMG]
Otis
I am escorting four survivors to the safe house, plus the one I'm carrying on my back; I'm being chased by cultists, military and hordes of zombies
I KNOW WHAT A FOOD COURT IS
[B]SHUT UP[/B][/QUOTE]
"Don't interrupt me like that! It's rude!"
[editline]29th October 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Daemon White;52834595][t]https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/b/b7/AshleyGraham.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060508190443[/t]
This spoiled piece of shit. Literally no use to anyone at all.[/QUOTE]
As far as escort missions go, Ashley was alright.
[QUOTE=IKTM;52834769]"Don't interrupt me like that! It's rude!"
[editline]29th October 2017[/editline]
As far as escort missions go, Ashley was alright.[/QUOTE]
I liked how you could just tell her to hide in a dumpster while you killed everyone in a few sections.
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fuck you small hands
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fuck these little bastards all I wanted to do was get some iron ore and level up my mining but no
[QUOTE=IKTM;52834769]As far as escort missions go, Ashley was alright.[/QUOTE]
Yes, but the GAME is an escort mission.
KF2's Trader Pod; she gets so fucking annoying saying that I need to be "patched-up" when I have 99% goddamn health, or how she wants me to buy armor when I'm trying to save dosh.
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Fuck you smoke
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;52832408][t]http://i58.tinypic.com/2442jh2.jpg[/t]
Not a character, but a cheap asshole unit (both players and AI use).
See those "FAB-250"? That's a 250kg (500lb) bomb. This bomber has 14 of them, and will fart them out all at once. Before your AA has time to react, this boxy chunk of fuck is zooming away snorking down half a bottle of vodka. Oh, wait, you sent an interceptor after it? Haha fuck you it has a fuckhuge tail gunner and your plane is panicked/dead.
blyat[/QUOTE]
That's not even the worst the Soviets have to offer.
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[t]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/9/94/Mick_%26_Ralph%27s_Crier.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110124165543[/t]
WE GOT STUFF WE'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO SELL PEOPLE
[QUOTE=Daemon White;52834595][t]https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/b/b7/AshleyGraham.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060508190443[/t]
This spoiled piece of shit. Literally no use to anyone at all.[/QUOTE]
She makes a great distraction when in knight armor
[editline]30th October 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Daemon White;52835066]Yes, but the GAME is an escort mission.[/QUOTE]
So was Silent Hill 4 but all things considered I'd rather deal with Ashley.
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Since it's relevant:
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Silent Hill 4's escort fucker
IIRC the other one follows you through level changes no matter how far you are, but not this bitch.
[QUOTE=I am Error;52833815]While he was annoying the first time you met him, it's apparent pretty quickly on that he's just a goofy moron, but a pretty lovable one. How could you hate the Butz?
However I would nominate Kai Leng
[img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/6/6d/Kai_Leng_amongst_two_Cerberus_Phantoms.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/290?cb=20120605044402[/img]
Just fuck this motherfucker[/QUOTE]
He's tried with the little shit at the end of the game.
The King Fleshpound, Killing Floor 2
Sure, he was a fun novelty in the Poundemonium weekly challenge, but his inclusion in the main game only added unneeded frustration.
Krystal from Star Fox. She's an awful character with a terrible voice and only exists in SF because she was part of Rare's zelda-like before starfox was shoehorned into it.
[sp]the porn is good though[/sp]
[QUOTE=Ray551;52831613][thumb]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/e/e4/1119stv_bustup01.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100421042134[/thumb]
This guy, too.
[editline]28th October 2017[/editline]
Just look at him, ffs[/QUOTE]
I liked how the voice actor played him as annoyingly nasal as possible. It made the scenes where he's supposed to be a badass or dramatic totally hilarious.
-snipplidoo lateidoo-
Shadow the Hedgehog. I mark Shadow as being the turn from good series to garbage.
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What about this fucking twat.
[QUOTE=chemo;52835125]KF2's Trader Pod; she gets so fucking annoying saying that I need to be "patched-up" when I have 99% goddamn health, or how she wants me to buy armor when I'm trying to save dosh.[/QUOTE]
It doesn't help that she's pretty much a bitch a lot of the time.
[QUOTE=chemo;52835125]KF2's Trader Pod; she gets so fucking annoying saying that I need to be "patched-up" when I have 99% goddamn health, or how she wants me to buy armor when I'm trying to save dosh.[/QUOTE]
She never shuts up either. In KF1 you get one 30-seconds-left warning if you hadn't been to the trader that wave, in KF2 you can already be kitted out, looking for collectibles for the past minute and the trader's like "HURRY UP THERE'S ZEDS ON THE SCOPE", "I NEED TO CLOSE THE POD", "MAKE YOUR LAST PURCHASES" every single wave. Especially annoying because she overwrites every other dialogue that may be happening between the player characters.
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;52829977][video=youtube;QMbHn7KU39k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMbHn7KU39k[/video][/QUOTE]
When I was ten and found out I wasn't becoming pro-skater for the mctwist over a helicopter, I was pissed.
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Maven Black-Briar is an asshole and you can't even kill her.
[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;52841074]Maven Black-Briar is an asshole and you can't even kill her.[/QUOTE]
I remember reading up on how there was a cut mission that would have let you take out the entire Thieves Guild like you could with the Dark Brotherhood, both of whom were bought and payed for by this jerkoff. It would have been so satisfying to take out everything that gives her power. But nope, nothing ever inconveniences her and if you side with the Empire in the Civil War she even becomes the goddamned Jarl. The only consolation I can think of is the fact that if you destroy/take over the Brotherhood and take over the Guild you've pretty much taken her power out from under her and pretty much only keep her around for appearance's sake.
As for my most hated character, while I love Far Cry 3, it would have been SO much better if you could play as literally anyone other than this frat-boy fuckface:
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[QUOTE=Xenomoose;52841188]As for my most hated character, while I love Far Cry 3, it would have been SO much better if you could play as literally anyone other than this frat-boy fuckface:
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That's the point
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