*posts That Cat*
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*raises paw and howls into the night sky looking 4 a mate xD*
Thread of the year material?
*Combine butter and garlic, spread on rolls and toast in the oven until brown. Heat oil in a 2 quart saucepan until 360 degrees. Mix creole seasoning and flour. Dredge shrimp in flour then egg; roll in panko. Fry shrimp in batches until golden brown. Spread remoulade sauce on all 4 rolls. Top with shrimp, followed by shredded lettuce.*
Are you calling me a manbaby? *starts floating in the air with his eyes glowing red and spheres of dark energy resonating from his palms* Choose your next words carefully.
/me blushes
*Welcomes the audience back to Triple D, telling them we are at THE bomb dot com place for butter fried in pure lard. I turn to the camera, frosted tips glowing from the kitchen's lighting, my shades on my neck. I proceed to speak about butter for 3 minutes, as this man is just trying to cook. He finally finishes, and I just slowly devour the butter lard fried mess, turn to him, and say Real deal. Then I head back to keep eating this butter lard mess. My arteries are burned clean by the flames on my bowling shirt. I am Guy Fieri, and that was Diners, Dive ins and Dives. I'll be looking for you next time.*
/me is gay and jerks off to exclusively men
*unscrews bleach container*
[QUOTE=postal;50580741]*FARTS*[/QUOTE]
*instantly runs towards you almost at the speed of light, katana in hand*
u disgust me kid. farting in my precense? DISNOHRABLE. ur dead. prepare to eat my poison-covered blade! IMA NANYOUBI DESU KA?!?!
*slices postal's face in 2.5 pieces, licks blade to clean the blood*
see u in hell.....*looks into the distance*....kid
*back flips from motorcycle* *walks away from explosion behind*
Well that's enough shitposting for one day.
*leaves thread to wait while Elder Scrolls Online installs.*
*fucking dies*
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suck it postal
hey robotboy can you do this please
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