Jesus christ that's disturbing... What the hell made Nick hold on for so long?
Dan 'The reason she's breathing is cause I stopped holding her as tighter ' Schneider?
Goodbye 'Dan I already creampied her schneider '
An ignoble end to Dan Schneider: Preteen Rider
seems like he got caught on the wrong foot
Adios, Dan "Underaged feet are his mission, despite the cloud of suspicion" Schneider!
All the bases seem to be covered, so a blind item I guess.
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Would have been nice if this happened sooner if all of the rumors are true.
I really hope we have another Weinstein situation where all his victims go public with their experiences
#SlimedBySchneider
See ya', Dan "fun's over cause I untied her" Schneider. Wouldn't wanna be ya'.
Thanks Dan "Large Hymen Collider" Schneider for making live action kids shows that weren't a pile of shit except for the ones that were.
Jesus christ if I was on oldpunch I'd be sweating like crazy by now
Don't get me wrong.
I'm sure Dan "party van" Schneider is as filthy as they come.
But this reads like a gritty crime noire monologue drummed up by the most Hollywood-phobic conspiracy theorist imaginable.
It's got huge implausible information dumps that, if true, could only have been divined or revealed by someone immediately adjacent to the crimes, with really granular details that someone from the public would've whistleblown on by now.
So that's where those names came from. Had no idea who he was or why he received nicknames like Dan "kindergarten sodomizer" Schneider.
...Is that a usenet background? How old is this?
It's alt.gossip.celebrites, archive dating back to 95. I can't remember when that Dan Schneider story was posted but I do remember seeing a few things about Harvey Weinstein's sexual history way before he was ousted.
1) Dan has been Nicks most successful writer for years
2) No direct evidence or accusations, just rumors and the occasional feet fixations in his shows.
I'm guessing this choice not to renew his contract is because Nick is fearful that accusations will start popping up, with the recent Hollywood #metoo wave.
Man some of this stuff gets really creepy at times.
Hope Tarantino is next
Poor Dan! Just remember all the fun times you had!
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R.I.P. Dan 'help me put roofies in her cyder' schneider
Took long enough for Nick to get rid of
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“This’ll be an all nighter” Schneider
Dan "If she's got toes, I'm suckin those" Schneider
Dan "If she's nine, she's fine" Schneider
I can't tell you how cathartic it is to see Schneider finally get in the news. Even if it's not a straight-up bust, or an admission from any of the Nick girls, the fact that he made the news for getting dropped for allegations, as well as an actual mention of the 'cloud of suspicion', it's something I've been waiting for for years.
I'm glad they finally fired Dan "Old enough to count, Time to Mount" Schnieder
It feels like a wet fart compared to Weinstein though, which I find confusing as if the allegations are as true as we think they are, Dan "Harvest 'er before she ends the semester" Schneider is a few tiers of sick fuck higher than Weinstein.
this is good, now i have a comprehensive list of horrible creepy stuff to show when i'm trying to tell someone how revolting dan schnieder is, or even who he is
I hope this horrific criminal suffers the same fate as his popular predecessor, john cleese.
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