Having Big Genitals Can Spell Evolutionary Disaster, Say Paleobiologists
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Fuck, and here I was - diverting all my nutrients towards the dick.
Also the fact that humans have a much lower body-to-junk ratio than these kinds of smaller animals.
It's about fucking shrimp, I don't think they have growers and showers.
wait hold on is it FP canon that tudd had a huge fudder?? I don't remember anything like that and wikipunch doesn't say anything on the matter either
Small Meat Gang prevails again
He made a post like "it's so inconvenient having this big wiener of mine, not just length-wise, but girth too" or something to that effect.
This article is unequivocally false. I've jelq'd since 2011 and my evolutionary success has increased dramatically.
now i can feel a bit better about myself
Funny story: I was scared a while back that I had a micro-penis cause, A, I didn't realize that they measure dick length when it's erect, and B, I had never actually looked up the medial definition of micro-penis. I was happy to discover mine is perfectly normal when I have a hard on, and shocked to discover that even my relatively small flaccid dick is gargantuan compared to actual cases of micro-penis. Seriously, their dongs barely even extend pass the balls. Even most toddlers are packing more than that.
I mean, its fun to make jokes, but I read an article about a guy with a micro-penis, and his love life was complete hell. Plus, he can't even fist his wiener when he faps. I can't even imagine what life like that would be like.
ay man dont underestimate crustacean dicks
that thing could give mad schlong and we probably dont even know it
Dude tag this shit, there's children in this forum!
In Germany you're not supposed to have sex if you are larger than 20cm which is only 7.87402 inches - it's supposed to be because of the immense amount of blood leaving other areas of your body can lead to great risk of heart attack, etc...
In my case I'd welcome death.
TThat's an aweful lot of time thinking about dicks.
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