Hitler definitely died in 1945, according to new study of his teeth

[IlluminatiRex]

Having gone to Uconn and having met the man who did that work, he is an absolute expert on skeletons, I have no doubts about his conclusions.

[Ghost656]

Yeah right

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/237267/e4cd09a4-4024-4dde-8beb-bfd612dd9e87/hort.jpg

Nice try Frenchies.

[Venomousbeetle]

that's where you're wrong kiddo

[LordGord]

"The teeth are authentic, there is no possible doubt. Our study proves that Hitler died in 1945," said professor Philippe Charlier.
"We can stop all the conspiracy theories about Hitler. He did not flee to Argentina in a submarine, he is not in a hidden base in Antarctica or on the dark side of the moon," he told AFP news agency.

I like the idea that these people are so naive that they think conspiracy theorists are really just holding out for an in-depth, rigorous scientific examination of an event before they get rid of their dumb beliefs and accept the truth. And, you know, not that they're just idiots who intentionally ignore any and all information counter to that which they want to believe in, and instead make up fanciful scenarios around the few things left.

Even if you assume the teeth are genuine, then they'd just assume that the researchers are lying/incompetent and did the tests incorrectly/Hitler intentionally ripped out his entire jaw to fool people/his secret identical twin or clone who was exposed to the exact same conditions as Hitler himself. You can't fucking reasonably argue with a conspiracy theorist.

[Pax]

"died after taking cyanide and shooting himself in the head"

When you absolutely, positively have to die before the Russians get in.