Televangelist says God told him he needs 4th private plane

[GordonZombie]

That's okay, I heard God told another guy he needed to fly one into the building.

[nAXiom090]

god told me traps weren't gay.

[Køleskab]

He might think himself christian, his audience migh really buy this shit. but philosophically (and probably theologically come to think of it) he has the concept of satanism at the forefront. He loves himself more than anything and at the cost of everyone else.

Satanism is pretty popular among the American conservatives. They just don't call it satanism. Evangelism, Baptism, Mormonism... It's all evil as shit.

[londonbeckett]

Even God makes mistakes.

[Fulgrim]

you have to be a dumb fucking cunt to fall for this

I have a fucking hard time even imagining being dumb enough to believe anything someone like this says.

[Zero-Point]

He paid for his last three (THREE!) private jets with cash. Clearly there's no shortage of gullible people.

[ASIC]

Me, too thanks.

[inaba]

Ya'll think we should get together and provide a jet for our lady of perpetual tax exemption?

[Zero-Point]

I think they disbanded that church.

[Mattk50]

Maybe he needed one jet for each in holy trinity and one more for satan? What a load of complete horsesh-

-praise garry, one diamond = 1 prayer

[inaba]

He'd need the unholy trinity too

It will always live on in my heart