To be fair I'm sure people would've been clambering to eat moon rocks back in 1969
(According to quotes on /tg/) the ravnos antedeluvian survived multiple nukes.
I mean my advisor drank 1000 year old wine, when in rome
Fucking double standard. I'm cultured if I drink aged Whiskey, but wanting a sip of 4000 year old bodily fluids makes me disgusting??
That is something meant for human consumption.
and who says this isn't? it's a dog eat dog world out there son
It was apparently a bad vintage, so I don’t think so
fight the fluidocracy, drink all the 4000 year old people
Makes you wonder why people bother getting nice comfy looking interiors in their coffins.
Why bother when u just going to turn into slightly shitty looking health potion and soak into the plush.
So my zombie carcass would stay in the comfy coffin rather than terrorize the locals
Perhaps the real treasure in the sarcophagus was the memes we made along the way
The Ravnos Antediluvian straight up survived several 'spirit' nukes. VTM lore is wack as fuck, dude. Go look up how the Ravnos Antediluvian was killed, because it resulted in millions of deaths.
I feel like most the stuff done after you're dead is more for the living than you.
Question is why were they dumping the sarcophagus juice in the street?
>enter forbidden tomb
You search in the darkness see a black sarcophagus.
>approach sarcophagus
You hear whispers from the tomb walls as your torch flickers.
>open sarcophagus
You open sarcophagus and find: Raw Sewage.
>Slurp
I thought the Technocracy killed it by shooting it with a massive orbital solar beam, or something along those lines.
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