Microsoft teases a new hardware announcement next month

[Janus Vesta]

You're all being silly. They're trying to make sure all their future consoles are compatible with modern games.

Clearly this means they'll name the new console the Xbox One Season Two.

[Da Space Core]

Ybox

[AkujiTheSniper]

Xbox 4, fuck it we're doing numbers now

[CyclonatorZ]

Xbox IV: A New Hope

[God of the Grove]

No MS, I already own an Xbone. I don't need whatever crap upgrade you're shilling for full price just to - what - play gears 3 at 60fps?

I mean it'd be a nice perk sure, but not worth going out of the way for

[WEGADRIVE]

Xbox Two: "Electric Boogaloo"

[megafat]

Xbox VI: Return of the DRM.

[Clovis]

It'd make certain games actually playable though. It would be cool to see games like Total War on Xbox too.

[Revenge282]

Xbox One Two?

[DoktorAkcel]

Xbox 720

[Johnny on Flame]

You're all laughing now, but microsoft will manage to find a name dumber than anything in this thread and they will roll with it.

[27X]

Microsoft Softmicro™

[pebkac]

Xbox One: Episode Two

[chipsnapper]

Xbox Classic Mini Edition.

[Tero]

Xbone portable would be neat

[Cruncy]

I hope it will be the Xbox Two

[spazthemax]

PC gamers such as myself want to be able to play games on the console and still be able to aim

My best friends are both xbox gamers and dont even have PCs

[Skyward]

How about you work on announcing some software for a change

A million versions of a console with a tiny library doesn't help anyone.

[legolover122]

Introducing the Xbox One X Triple X Rated edition featuring dante from devil may cry

[AnEvilGuy]

and Knuckles™

[BFGX-9900]

I kinda wish Kinect would come back, at least as a technology if not a controller gimmick. It was cool to see all the non-gaming stuff people did with it, but they're probably never gonna revisit it are they.

[Curls]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81K95pO5pUL._SX425_.jpg

[Paul-Simon]

Still can't believe some people genuinely thought this was a good idea or a realistic idea for the X360 successor.

[Babnux]

It's an AMD X86 APU, isn't it? Seems fine to me.

[Da Space Core]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/109900/ba21b311-ac06-4cc1-9b19-e3905591d20a/image.png

[chenhonkster]

Obviously it's going to be called Xbox Home.

[chipsnapper]

the X is much MUCH better than the stock XB1 and even the S model, but it’s still Bulldozer derived AFAIK. If you’re worried about it being shite don’t because it plays Xbox games just fine

[DigitalySane]

Xbox one more time?

[MarMar]

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