"Active shooter" at La Plaza Mall in McAllen, Texas - Sensationalist Headlines

There was no shooting, read the article lmao!

Doesn't change the fact that people could have died.

Can't believe you rated "Doesn't change the fact that people could have died." with big woop.

I mean the poster I was making fun of was literally brandishing his fat Texan murder-boner about how every Texan in a mile radius should have hive-mind 360 noscope fan-fired the suspects with the BIG IRON ON THEIR HIP So yeah I guess they could have died. But they didn't so I don't understand what you're arguing

You might actually be worse than Wickedplayer now. Congrats.

aghahahah what the fuck happened in here

i expect he's strung out on amphetamines or something. he's done nothing but post drivel

some twat trying to be edgy.

That was an Arizona Ranger, not a Texas Ranger.

Also how fucking dare you insult the best fucking gunslinger ballad like that.

t. Someone who has never actually met someone from Texas Considering I've lived in Texas all my life, you obviously are making shit up because I've never met anyone as cliche as you've described. Not everyone owns a cowboy hat OR TAULKS LIEK THIS NYUK NYUK, you just hold some bias against Texas for no reason at all. We're actually pretty nice if you get to know us. We aren't Canadian, but we're well-mannered people who'll treat you with respect (ESPECIALLY if you offer some decent mexican food).

Also, Texas has very liberal cities. If I remember Correctly, the mayor of Houston is a lesbian I believe.

She got replaced by a black dude.

Can confirm, the only reason Texas is a Red state during election season is due to the country side

Austin is extremely liberal, so much so that it feels out of place with the rest of Texas. Houston and Dallas are also pretty liberal but still have strong conservative Texas spirit.

Well, THIS thread got weird all of a sudden.

And the rampant amounts of gerrymandering

i had no idea why people kept posting in this thread so quickly considering it wasn't actually a shooting now i know

you disrespect texas and you get the belt.

It wasn't a shooting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2qIF3PL7lQ

Imagine having a furry avatar and making fun of people from Texas.

oh hey what's up I live in San Antonio too and idk what y'all are talking about, my closet has at least 40 cowboy hats ready on stand by at all times

This thread has literally become https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hT47Ysl-2Ew I hope you’re fucking proud of yourself.

If you don't have AT LEAST 50 cowboy hats we're going to deport you to new mexico <string of dabbing emojis> You bet I'm proud

I have as many cowboy hats as there are states that matter: one.

Much obliged, pardner.

I'm still hung up on the fact that a furry had the AUDACITY to make fun of TEXAS

https://youtu.be/_SE54MZOPGU

Okay folks it's a wrap. Mods lock this?