Couple Couldn't Conceive Because They'd Been Having Sex the Wrong Way
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In what universe is telling someone 'hey, dude, other hole' playing god?
how is this possible
on a biological level we instinctively understand how to create more babies. even if we don't think about it actively our bodies still tell us to do it.
how do you fuck this up, and how do you keep fucking it up for four years
lol I knew this would be somewhere in the developing world... thats fucked up
She has to eat all the eggs.
Even if you’re not taught much about sex, isn’t it instinctual at some level? Wouldn’t the lady realize that she has a hole that she gets her period out of?
If he really didn't know, he is probably one of the luckiest people to get to bang bung hole earnestly for 4 years while i would get lucky to sneak a finger in.
We should have Garry livestream a basic sex ed course for Facepunch. I can put a fiver towards it.
Oh cum on, we all learned here how to get a girl pregnant from our lord and saviour Garry himself - you just cum in the vag until a baby comes out...
Sounds like a hentai plot.
To be fair, even with Sex Education in Middle School, I went for years thinking the Vagina was behind the anus. I just wasn't paying enough attention, I guess. (Weird, I know.) It wasn't until around High School that I finally figured it out.
Fertilize them.
I'm pretty jetlagged and I might be wrong, but iirc you'd end up with around 2/3s of a vagina (which is why the sex was painful, most likely), and I suppose the urethra could stay joined to the vagina or else form some kind of fistula, but saying they had sex with her "urethra" just gives the wrong impression.
I think I found what I previously read, but I must have misremembered a bit
https://m.imgur.com/jJ8ZoFD
Ah ok, the problem was that pipe lead to the fudge room, not the marshmallow room.
An update: snopes has released an article with evidence that this story may be a work and/or may have not even been from the Chinese newspaper it's attributed to. They can't outright prove its fake, but the evidence does seem stacked against its authenticity.
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