Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat

[TheMrFailz]

Is this what they're using to define kilograms now?

[Swiket]

At first glance I thought this was a Virgin vs Chad meme

[Sleepy feet]

moonit

[Headhumpy]

No need for that, we already have the Chianina.

https://classconnection.s3.amazonaws.com/876/flashcards/3902876/jpg/chianina-1458747BED335B5AC4B.jpg

[Portugalotaku]

Australia is so hardcore it not only features the most badass animals on the planet, it makes animals that go there become badass too.

[The Cheese]

We all know how this goes; first you get the single big cow, and then they become regular occurences throughout the rest of the game.

[DEATH FETISH]

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[normanlamont]

According to Pearson, the cow stands 194 centimetres tall 
hold on, that's about 6'4, and he's about twice the size of the bulls in that pic. aren't bulls normally like 5-6 foot tall?

[Ragekipz]

Doggo already lost weight.

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/256730/24fc7ada-0d85-4864-9dba-740aaf47681a/o_cao_bolinha.jpg

[spazthemax]

https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ

[Download]

Those are just regular cows. The biggest breeds of regular sized cows are normally only 1.4 to 1.5m

[Mako]

Gravitational pull

[Saphirx]

Knickers has been spared the slaughterhouse and the dinner table thanks to its sheer size.
Man fears the alpha cow.

[ignhelper]

Why do you have a collection and what do you do with them

[Buck.]

Thats straight up some ice age shit right there.

[Joey Skylynx]

More like a case of what fisherman do for very large fish. It's a matter of respect, and hope that such a thing isn't just a one-off incident. Hopefully this unit becomes a bull for breeding and we some giant offspring!

[Arc Nova]

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

[jimbobjoe1234]

Unfortunately this poor unit is a steer. He won't be having any beautiful chonky babies sadly.

[Robotnik]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Df5kSoCVAAIYCSx.jpg:large

[MightyLOLZOR]

What kind of loot drops from this legendary beast?

[PipAntarctic]

Cow King's Leathers

[The bird Woman]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/58145/9a5125de-e3f9-45a0-9ab8-b2a5b309a634/beastmode.jpg

[DeVotchKa]

One could say an absolute moonit
I'm not sorry

[DeVotchKa]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238754/04a7b335-fd3e-4e93-9caf-3d53b73df732/c1fdff14-af26-4409-b41e-fbb1c30a3352.jpg

[Galactic S.O.U.L]

absolute unit is too small of a measure for this giant lad

[Blueleaf]

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1067915045399478272

[Dr.C]

I collect them, I collect them

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223311/7d642052-6b8c-4f51-aa7d-7da4347b8006/1539177534127.jpg

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223311/af017354-04e8-463b-9ae4-2beca815392c/1539135418479.jpg

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223311/f7c66f4a-7179-4368-959b-f34001b84abe/1540852414335.jpg

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223311/ce802f41-5121-4d07-b8da-1439b2e8af35/1540911532075.jpg

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223311/faefa783-ff61-4916-ad75-571acb235717/1540531818883.png

[TheTalon]

So get more people? Nothing's too large to eat!

[Period]

Holy cow