6 french fries?! Harvard professor's recommended portion sparks outrage - Sensationalist Headlines

if i dont eat french fries my digestive tract will cease to work properly and i could die

Too soon.

This is against God.

Might aswell die since everything gives you cancer anyway... Why bother with stupid portions of whatever? What does he do to avoid McDonalds but still "consume" it? A whif of the smell?

For the past years I've been getting only 2 french fries. Thanks to this professor I'll be eating triple french fries!

Don't drink bleach, it's bad for you!

but how else will i chase down my 40,000th french fry of the day

yeah but i didn't already like bleach or tide pods beforehand so unfortunately i have no reason to care

I've been hunting for a particular shitpost all night but give up I climb up on a table at mcdonalds, dumping a bag full of fries everywhere "I ORDERED TWO LARGE FRENCH FRIES" "AND YOU GAVE ME A HUNDRED FUCKIN LITTLE ONES"

Well those Tweets did sound pretty shocked. What did you think outrage meant?

Im going to die a lot earlier than I could if I avoided the foods I love and made healthier choices And Im okay with that

honest question, what's the portion size for a baked potato then?

what about 6 really big potatoey boyz?

Literally any nutritionist: Fried shit is bad for you Facepunch: REEEEEEEEEE

I am reminded of: https://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/america/food.png

If someone whose job is to study something says that it's rely bad for you, maybe instead of going "nuh uh" it's worth it to look into why it's bad, and possibly try to resuxe it remove consumptit of it? Not everything is bad for you, but deep fried starch definitely is.

Was your mother murdered by french fries?

Finally someone who isn't an obesity enabler.

People seem to think exercise is just filling up a fitbit step count every day. My brother and my dad seem to think that walking behind a lawnmower and walking around their office count as all the exercise they need. the thing is, it isn't because those things aren't resisting your body. My mom will walk around in circles just to meet some magic number but that's not meaningful. like when I put in 3 miles on a treadmill or streets I'm at a sustained pace pushing my lungs, my heart and my muscles and you feel it afterwards.

*licks microwave popcorn bag* Puss

That's his workout routine.

Who would've guessed that the only 'healthy' way to eat unhealthy things on a regular basis is to eat very little of them. Eat normal food like a normal person most of the time. Enjoy yourself when you want to pig out on occasion. Exercise regularly or semi-regularly. Wow this is so hard guys.

Lol I am 145lbs

Oh yeah, they're fucking terrible. I wanted to lose weight by making compromises but still keeping a diet I enjoyed, which worked pretty well. On the occasions when I ate fast food I found out just how fuckin bad these things are. If you get a large fries from mcdonalds (and yes you do dont PRETEND) that's more calories than a double cheeseburger. It's enough to qualify as a meal on it's own. So if you're gonna get say, a double cheeseburger and fries, you could drop the fries and get another double cheeseburger and still be better off calorie-wise.

have we seriously gotten to this point over someone claiming to eat paper bags

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/214563/d11d0e7a-40b5-45aa-9cfc-53fa439e2052/image.png *laughs in Adderall and Xenical*

imo you shouldn't cut french fries if you like them totally, just get them like once a month, treat yourself to that large fries on top of all the other delicious delicious garbage

and yet I'm alive Science 0 me 1

I know I need to cut back on fried stuff but shits hard man. It's practically engineered to be addicting, and I'm a picky eater as is. Finding stuff that not only tastes good but genuinely satisfies me isn't easy.

To be fair, I can sympathize with his burst of anger. I worry about my dad for this very reason, being in his mid-sixties and close to 400lbs. Being rather close to my parents in general, I'd probably have a similar reaction if I had lost one of them by now and someone online makes sardonic light of whatever killed them right after I just expressed my own grief. "It's the internet lulz get thicker skin fgt" or not, that touched a nerve even with me and I wasn't even the target. It's just wickedplayer494 levels of tactlessness.