• Australian man fights Kangaroo, saves his dogs and beer
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https://www.9news.com.au/2018/12/07/13/21/victorian-man-attacked-by-roo-manages-to-save-his-stubby
absolute legend
This blokes never had any anti kangaroo training in his life thats for sure, dropped like a sack of shit
This is the most Australian thing I've ever read. Just missing a giant croc int he background.
People outside of Aus all seem to think Kangaroos are cute but they can be fucking dangerous as well
Could have avoided the injuries if he just slapped it. https://gfycat.com/baggyscaredfluke
Man, what a beer save. Do they give out George Crosses in Aus? Deserved.
You Aussies are another fucking breed
I've always had one question about this video. Are those kangaroo wounds on the dog, or is it a dog shirt?
Looks like some little vest thing to me https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/109940/fc96ecc6-dfa8-456f-bcc8-7d17db7417f1/Dogvest.png The kangaroo would've also had blood all over it had they been wounds
he should count himself lucky it wasn't built like this one http://askteekay.com/wp-content/uploads/30EE90B000000578-0-image-a-39_1454752500890.jpg
I'm still waiting on a news article to come up of a bare chested man 1 punch knockout-ing a kangaroo so I can make a saxton hale joke. https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/109874/6096d82a-1a10-4f41-9560-8e3433e81ab0/image.png
I’ve seen enough dashcam threads to see it looks like they’re a damned nuisance Honestly though they seem to be like an Australian version of our deer problems. Everyone thinks they’re cute as well but they cause lots of car accidents, and I thought I heard somewhere they are actually the most likely animal to cause human death. Also they do attack people occasionally.
That wasn't a slap, he straight up socked the fucker in the jaw. But it never ceases to amaze me how the kangaroo just sits there afterwards like "...w-what the-"
I wonder if he was just surprised because he's never fought another bipedal creature that uses its fists to fight.
"Mon then, cunt! Whattaya gonna do, kick me with yer weedy legs? I'll kick your cunty ass all tha way ta-" *WHAP* "W-Wha-...What the fuck just happened?!"
Vault Dweller protecting his Dogmeat.
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