Curse your Monday morning with a look at the Sonic movie poster

[Steel]

https://twitter.com/Aumnsiel/status/1072161198999769089

[Blueleaf]

you have no idea what kind of pandora's box you've just unleashed upon us.

[Yuzusio]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/200318/354ab7e3-af80-4d99-9b8d-2760614359c3/image.png

It wouldnt be so bad if they are being ironic about it but you know...

[proboardslol]

Teleports behind you

[thatswordguy]

You can tell the Sonic movie is going to be extremely faithful because it'll be dead in the water, much like the titular character

[Blueleaf]

The very first thing we got to see of Detective Pikachu was its big detailed world and all its Pokemon designs more or less faithfully copied straight from the games whilst translated into a realistic style

Meanwhile Sonic literally can't even show his face to us.

[Seth2492]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/215204/f8f07a67-edb3-4f74-8e45-a1e4da1e67a7/Mein_Bratwurst's_joke.png

I'm sorry

[Mitchell]

hope we don't see any sonic movie inspired coffins this time around

[Borealis]

https://twitter.com/TheB312/status/1072662981312479232

[The_J_Hat]

those legs... yikes

[Mercantoria]

The arms should just be furless, and not just becuase of the blue arms meme. He looks way too naked.

[thatswordguy]

Pussy out

[ProfessorAssHat]

may god have mercy on our souls

[dark onion]

Now I really want to see his full design just to find out how bad it can get

The silhouette and those legs just go against everything about sonic's design

[jimbobjoe1234]

Jesus fuck put some pants on that thing.

[Curls]

https://twitter.com/BrachyZoid/status/1072677251559362562

[Parallel_LCD]

https://twitter.com/KatiKnitt/status/1072684145938231296

[Arc Nova]

that actually made my toes curl

[Mingebox]

Way past no

[DrVincentWolf]

We don´t deserve it.

[Owlz!]

someone looked at that and said "Yeah, that's good"

let that sink in

[Patrick]

Its like someone saying a word completely wrong because theyve only ever seen it written down.

[Zero-Point]

Someone was paid money to make this. A LOT of money.

[Blueleaf]

https://twitter.com/_AlexHirsch/status/1072767616215908353

[artdeco]

why couldn't sega have Disney do this?

[thatswordguy]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/288485770673782795/522402363122909192/50294b08-f40d-47ad-a354-fd34a7ff955b.png

[1/4 Life]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/657/24466c3a-8df4-48ee-8c3d-61cb309578cf/image.png

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/657/458827b1-57f5-4fba-a8f6-bcafb4eb8006/image.png

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/657/f743f9f3-115b-4b59-855f-b4f85ab920cc/image.png

[Devil Traitor]

I was expecting worst for the hedgehog.

[Stiffy360]

You know, since they're going all live action instead of animated, it would have been better if it was entirely live action where "sonic" is just a nickname for a dude who drives a blue sedan or coupe and it's a car chase movie.

[1/4 Life]

SEE MY POST