Curse your Monday morning with a look at the Sonic movie poster

[Steel]

https://twitter.com/LixesPrototype/status/1072282124965855234

Sonic's original designer Naoto Ohshima retweeted this.

[Nullianac]

what the fuck is going on rofl

[1/4 Life]

He's Sonic

Sonic the ROAD-hog!

[ThePanther]

I kinda like the idea of Sonic just being a really really hairy guy wearing nothing but red running shoes.

[Skerious]

Why does this read like a fanfic

also "Officer Burpo and his WHITE COP FRIENDS"

[Del91]

Damn it, I saw it and thought it was a joke

[Last or First]

There's only 2 ways a live action Sonic movie would be good.

Make it about Sonic Man.

Or make it about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TnQVJWi1T4

[Megalan]

I can't believe that official movie is actually going to look worse than that.

https://servmon.ru/screenshots/2018/12/firefox_2018-12-12_22-06-18_Dvefo8sD5c.png

[bonickhausen]

is this real? i mean, it's not real is it?

please tell me i'm just dumb and i didnt get the joke

[jimbobjoe1234]

Should've kept him cartoony. Like, having him look realistic is literally making me feel kinda sick. When you turn a cartoon character into a real looking being you need to take new factors into consideration. Such as not having any pants. When I see a cartoon Sonic I don't think of a floppy hedgehog cock in my face. When you translate that into real life the first thing that pops up is why he isn't wearing any clothes, and why are my fight or flight instincts set into maximum overdrive.

[RainbowStalin]

I thought it was going to bad but this is so much worse than I imagined it would be. My god. I'm definitely going to go see this garbage fire of a film.

[Psycommu]

You know, I actually expected way worse of a design with the face. I could actually live with that face to some degree...

IF THE REST OF THE BODY WASN'T FUCKING HORRIFYING IN EVERY WAY.

[Conely]

the fact that stylized eyes were "too much" but he still has a gigantic head that makes up 60% of body is so fucking weird and creepy

[artdeco]

should've just made a fully animated movie

[Garry #3]

you don't know the reality of that costume until a mother asks you to help her fat kid into one

[Xonax]

Just to clear it up, the first one is a fan made image.

[angrytoadnoises]

Yeah, total hoax, that first image. No way he looks that awful -

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/185499/9c80bfcc-fb93-441d-9f95-da547ff824c4/1544689442509.jpg

[Steel]

https://twitter.com/TailsChannel/status/1073147593146822656

Supposedly it was a proof of concept, might not be the final design. The shoes don't match either.

[Pax]

I'd say it's looking like the Howard the Duck of our age.

[Zeos]

Their own pitch was terrible.

oh my god

[Megalan]

You know. This design is actually not that bad. But something tells me final design is far worse.

[legolover122]

Jesus christ call animal control

[Biotoxsin]

The cast list for Sonic is pretty interesting. I'm not familiar with some of the actors, but hard to imagine that Charlie Day or Chris Pratt are having such a rough go of it that they would consider signing onto this trash.

[Swiket]

Boycotting any Sonic movie where he's friends with a cop