• Man attempts to rob UFC fighter, gets beating instead
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-08/polyana-viana-ufc-fighter-beats-up-would-be-robber-in-brazil/10697010 A woman standing on her own waiting for an uber in Rio de Janeiro may have appeared an easy target to a would-be thief. The only problem for the perpetrator was his target was a strawweight UFC fighter, who turned the tables on the thief with punches, a kick and a "rear-naked choke" before forcing him to sit and wait for the police. Mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter Polyana Viana, nicknamed "the Iron Lady", told website MMA Junkie the thief used a fake gun to try and steal her mobile phone while she waited for an Uber outside her apartment block on Saturday night."When he saw I saw him, he sat next to me," Viana said. "He asked me the time, I said it, and I saw he wasn't going to leave. So I already moved to put my cell phone in my waist."And then he said, 'Give me the phone. Don't try to react, because I'm armed.' Then he put his hand over [a gun], but I realised it was too soft. "He was really close to me. So I thought 'if it's a gun, he won't have time to draw it.' So I stood up. I threw two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught hm in a rear-naked choke. "Then I sat him down in the same place we were before and said 'now we'll wait for the police'." The thief's "gun" https://www.abc.net.au/news/image/10697144-3x2-940x627.jpg other sources A): UFC fighter Polyana Viana says she beat up would B): Man attempts to rob UFC fighter Polyana Viana, gets beating inst..
Get fucked.
Holy shit, talk about getting fucked up
" I threw two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught hm in a rear-naked choke" holy shit, that's not even enough hits to count as a beatdown, she just hits that fucking hard
Jesus lord that's some fucking damage Get fucked, idiot
... Polyana Viana told website MMA Junkie the thief used a fake gun ... legit thought they just had a known thug named 'Junkie the thief' for a moment there
This was the first thing that came to mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
God, I wish that were me
Two punches and a kick did that to his face? Damn, I guess this answers a question I've had for a long time as to what would happen if a regular person would fight someone from the UFC. That's a lot worse than I would've thought
Gets beating is a slight understatement
"Then I sat him down in the same place we were before and said 'now we'll wait for the police'." I can only dream of being this fucking badass.
what's more surprising is that he isn't downright unconscious from presumably a brunt to the face by someone who knows how to throw a punch, no need for the choke.
A more badass thing for her would have been to threaten him with violence first, and act second.
He said he had a gun. If that had been true her only chance was to incapacitate him before he could pull the gun. Warning him that she was about to do that would have defeated the whole point.
I know he did. She seemed pretty confident in her ability to incapacitate him anyway, had the time to assess the gun was fake and stand up to beat him. Doesn't really matter though. The only thing that could possibly make her more badass is driving a motorcycle.
"Maybe you don't know who I am... Heh. Doesn't matter. Just know that I possess skills and abilities beyond your comprehension... to kick your face in! If you don't back down, you'll force me to employ MY fists into your face!! Got it?! Now scram criminal scum!" Something like that?
Never get caught monologuing
More like "leave now" but I didn't really think that far ahead. She could have literally ignored him though lol and nothing would have happened, except him getting his ass beat if anything. Thieves usually want to get off with quick buck. Of course, you can never really know what someone's capable of or what their intentions are, as is only natural when talking about fellow human beings, so it's a very serious and potentially dangerous situation in any case.
Letting criminals get away with shit in a place like Brazil has only bred a further culture of crime and a "life of crime". It's a good thing she acted before talking, because you can't trust people with stated bad intentions. No one died, no one is even really fucked up. Her beating this man in just 4 moves is the best case scenario here.
Why? He said he had a gun, and he did, though it was fake. He already escalated it to the most severe form of violence that exists out of the gate
if he was stupid enough to use fucking cardboard as a fake gun, he'll be too stupid to be fazed by a bluff or intimidation, its all or nothing for these kinds of thugs.
lmao. He used the threat of deadly force on her. There are places in which that the threat of deadly force (I.E Point a gun shaped object from your jacket pocket at someone) and the victim perceiving that action as a deadly threat (I.E Oh shit, I have every reason to believe that is a real gun based on this guys actions) which can get you justifiably shot or killed. Basically, if someone came up to me and threatened me in a similar manner and I shot him I would have been completely and legally justified in my action. He should count his blessing that he only got his ass whooped and choked out.
If you hit anywhere on the face but the jaw, you wont lose consciousness that easy. A straight nice punch into your chin, however, is 90% a knockout.
A trained fighter, especially boxers, can outright kill a man through head trauma with their bare hands. Forget all that "hands are registered weapons" crock and bullshit, this was a strawweight fighter - were she not holding back for a citizen's arrest, or even a class higher into the medium rungs, this dude could've been outright maimed for life or possibly killed. He had it coming for the fake gun robbery attempt, though.
Also its brazil: the chances of a random dude shot you dead for the sake of stealing your phone are pretty high.
Prime example of why fighters use these huge ass gloves holy fucking shit. Hope she doesn't use that route very often, because this pile of trash might just come back after her actually armed this time.
Anyone can kill anyone with repeated punches to the head though, it's really the amount of damage she inflicited with only 3 strikes that amazes me really.
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