Wiped out: America's love of luxury toilet paper is destroying Canadian forests

[EmperorScorpious]

https://i.imgur.com/PZnvD8Y.jpg

[gbtygfvyg]

I wouldn't use so much toilet paper if the people around me would stop buying 1-2 ply toilet paper. That shit feels like if I even remotely press too hard it'll rip and I'll finger my bum.

[ignhelper]

I'll take sandpaper over toilet paper anytime.

[cretin]

the world needs to take a page out of asia's book and get to using bum guns already, which are such a superior tool for cleaning your asshole that it is baffling no one else has figured this out. Well the euros have bidets but the bum gun is a step up still.

[AlbertWesker]

Now we know the real reason they tell you not to squeeze the charmin.

[EmperorScorpious]

I'm nervously curious to what in the world you're talking about.

[gbtygfvyg]

They're like hand-held shower heads, but a bidet instead for your toilet.

So... hand-held bidets.

[cretin]

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*G99T5NgJAMFaKxbNEGZGZQ.jpeg

[Aide]

I wipe my ass with the Zimbabwean dollar.

[EmperorScorpious]

Morbidly curious, how the hell do you not manage to soak your pants and underwear or any of the area around the toilet with that?

[cretin]

https://imgur.com/HI8DYYI

i hope this has been enlightening

[Swilly]

Yeah, I'll stick with tiolet paper so I can't get moving faster.