343 Wants Fans To Stop Sending Them Pizza Following MCC PC Announcement

[ief014]

50% of raters are objectively wrong

[Peachy]

Implying that the shit that gets served here counts as "pizza" by their definition at all. Our pizza is already covered with sweet fruit sauce, how does pineapple somehow make it even more impure?
(For the record, I love the greasy sweet bullshit pizza that gets served here, but don't pretend like it's something sacred guarding)

[pr00ch]

well slap my dick and call me Amon Göth cause im boutto crime the hell outta this war

[gbtygfvyg]

Tomato sauce isn't sweet though.

[Peachy]

It most certainly is when compared to ""real"" sauce. At least, the stuff from Domino's and every other major chain.

Again, this ain't to pan (heh) American pizza. I love it. It's just also not "real pizza" so arguing that it needs to be kept pure is really odd to me.

[cretin]

I'm pretty sure people being disgusted by pineapple on a pizza is a meme from insecure dorks trying to fit in with whatever they perceive to be the crowd. Because you know, ive been all over this dumb gay rock and every single pizza shop ive ever been into with the exception of most of the joints in Italy, all of them, offer a ham and pineapple or some variation thereof. You know why? Because it sells a lot. You why it sells a lot? Because a lot of people enjoy pineapple on pizza, and I'll bet you do too you pretentious cunt.

While I'm at it, stop trying to impress me with your drinking alcohol on the rocks bullshit. I promise I'll pretend you're a hardboiled detective from a noir film, just put some coke or lemonade in there so you can actually drink the fucking thing instead of sipping at it.

[Kan]

I just find it to sweet with most sauces. Canned pineapples taste metalicy, and many places don't spring for fresh pineapplle. It's something that contaminates the other side with sweet pineapple if you geta split pizza and it has to spend any time at all in a box. Also it's heretical.

[Mio_Akiyama]

Pineapple with Canadian Bacon, Jalapenos, and Bacon on Pizza is the best

[Brant20154]

I used to be one of those people until I was at a pizza place and they had some hawaiian pizza out, so I grabbed a couple slices just to see how it was for myself and I actually loved it. Hating on things is all well and good as long as you try it for yourself first, don't let a bunch of nerds on the internet meme you into hating things you've never even had before.

[Xenomoose]

Calm down, it's just a drawing pizza.