Cincinnati doctor office suing for penis-shaped gag gifts, wants to know sender

[hops]

I thought about it, but decided against the confetti because of things like stupid cats. I don't know if my friends' cat is dumb enough to eat confetti, but mine sure as hell would....

[Talvy]

If it were glitter, getting it in your eye could seriously damage your sight.

[Geel]

You shouldn't be fucking afraid of packages.

People shouldn't be able to mail you tons of packages that may or may not be fucking traps.

[polarbear]

It's one thing to send a bag of dick-shaped gummies to a doctor you don't like. It's another to send a confetti bomb to a health care clinic. Last thing they need while juggling a hundred different tasks in the midst of an 80 hour work week is some shithead blowing confetti all over your office.