Jeff Bezos: World's richest man agrees $35bn divorce - Sensationalist Headlines

I mean, why wouldn't he agree? It's not like he's poor now. He's still got enough money to do literally anything he wants to do

It's almost like people are coming into this thread, and not reading the article, and not reading any of the posts in the thread indicating that fact. Weird.

Lol OK. 20 billion is still a ridiculous amount of money for a divorce whether she sucked his dick for 26 years and had kids or sucked his dick for 1 month. I also never called her a golddigger either so nice putting words in my mouth.

I like how your only concept of what a relationship/marriage is, is that she sucked his dick. Nothing else. You don't have a fucking clue what a relationship entails, so shut up until you have something informed to say.

Not to mention the horrible work conditions his lower employees have to deal with. This guy is just some bald douchebag CEO like the vast majority of em.

I hope she does some pretty cool stuff with that fortune. Glad that they're seeming to be ending this in a civil fashion and everything. The fall out of love, especially after decades of marriage, isn't something to be taken lightly.

You should put better words in your own mouth. The idea that a fucking marriage can be boiled down to "lol she sucked his dick" shows that you've never had a genuine relationship in your life. You seriously know nothing. She supported him. She fucking ran deliveries for his company when it was just starting up. She took care of a huge amount of responsibilities SO THAT Jeff could run his business. If this is your view of marriage, never marry (though this probably won't be something you need to worry about)

Can we stop trying to get as many zingers and sick burns as possible in our arguments please?

No one is defending him, or acting like he's a good person. What they're doing is taking verifiable bullshit that you're spewing, and disputing that. That doens't mean anyone is defending Bezos.

And chill out

There's almost no zingers there. If anyone views a marriage as basic as "Sucking his dick" then that should be zinged, and debated, and degraded.

Man, that's the GDP of many country. I can't even think, even if I was in his spot, to accept a salary beyond.. one million? two millions? Perhaps I'd make it super high in my first year, just so I can be comfortable and buy myself a 75$ million house like Notch, and then lowers it down to normal again; It's just.. why do he need so much?

Debated yes, but bringing up the posters hypothetical ability to find a relationship only inflames the argument, and that's not allowed

I didn't know the vast majority of CEOs were bald.

fitting profile picture seriously, 35 billions... I mean, there obviously are ways to burn through it all, but at a certain point, I'd think you'd get tired and just spread some love. It's 35 BILLIONS. You could do so much for you AND do EVEN MORE for someone else. That is so much goddamn money...

Telling him to shut up didn't make your argument more right. I agree with you, but argue better

Then why are you disregarding my posts to single out some stupid crap here? I didn't imply that he couldn't, I outright stated that that view is indiciative of a very unhealthy view of marriage, and relationships. I'm not "chilling out" because I was never upset in the first place.

Btw. They both admitted they divorced peacefully and gave positive comments to one another since their lives are becoming more separated due to business shit on both ends. She ain't sitting around and "Sucking his dick" like you're thinking. And no this ain't us ignoring the bullshit Jeff Bezos is doing, but ffs this mentality that somehow she's a gold digger by default due to getting a large amount of divorce money is dumb.

Dude I know she literally didnt suck his dick only. They had all that relationship stuff and she sucked his dick. It's not the marriage I've been making a big deal about. It's the fucking amount this scumbag makes. Just like the one of richest women is the wife of the dead Walmart guy. These corporations treat their employee like shit, horrible work conditions, and usually evade taxes. Its 20 billion dollars. 20,000,000,000 while his lower employees get paid shit and his empire makes an even bigger amount. Stop trying to defend 2 elites that treat people like slaves.

We already told you. We aren't defending their bullshit practices. But we're telling you that your comment of " Regardless 20 billion is ridiculous to reward a chick for sucking Bezos dick for a few years." Is fucking stupid.

I’m not defending anyone. You just can’t fucking read apparently.

No one is defending them.

I make no apology for pointing out that the belief that a 26-year old marriage can be boiled down to "she sucked his dick" is indicative of beliefs that will result in someone never being able to hold a genuine relationship.

what even is this post I don't think he was trying to defend them for how Amazon employees are treated. Try and disentangle the fact that Bezos is rich and treats his workers like shit from the argument you're having, as it seems like you're either misinterpreting others' posts or want to talk about something different.

Never said that lol and I'm in a relationship and been in plenty before. I only said it that way in a humorous tone but you guys over reacted like I said "that dirty whore dont deserve shit!" Which I didnt.

Because you brought it up yourself?

Yet the way you phrased it, it implied she was only doing it for the sake of money.

Try and remember that, on a forum, tone is really hard for people to deduce. People will generally take what you say at face value unless the context or wording implies it's a joke/sarcastic.

It's a fucking joke that you lot are over reacting too. A pretty obvious one.

I really don't give a shit guy. You said something that was verifiably false as your reason du-jour to shit on the wife here. Yes, Bezos has bad business practices and is an exploitative shit stain. No one here is denying that. But attacking her for getting money in a divorce in a normal and legal proceeding is asinine, and boiling her role and function as just a fucking cock holster is one of the more disturbingly stupid things I've read today.