• Research Suggests Dolphin Clitorises Are Like Human Clitorises, But Better
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https://www.insidescience.org/news/research-suggests-dolphins-clitorises-are-human-clitorises-better-placed >The researchers studied 12 bottlenose dolphins that were found already dead on U.S. beaches. Patricia Brennan and Dara Orbach, both biologists at Mt. Holyoke College in South Hadley, Massachusetts, dissected the dolphins’ clitorises to determine their overall structure and composition. >The first thing that struck the researchers was how large the clitorises were, said Brennan. The shape was similar to that of a human clitoris, although the dolphins lacked structures called vestibular bulbs that extend down on either side of a woman's vulva. Like human clitorises, the dolphin clitorises were composed largely of erectile tissue, dense with blood vessels that would allow them to swell. They were also packed with nerve endings, indicating that the organs were highly sensitive, said Brennan. >The location, though, is different between the two species. The tip of a dolphin's clitoris is located lower than a woman's, right at the dolphin's vaginal opening. "So essentially, there is no way that the copulation could happen [in dolphins] without stimulation of the clitoris," said Brennan. https://i.imgur.com/NqMzY7q.gif (Also, 80 char limit cut off "Placed")
Who's funding this?
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/113321/e3d10aa4-52b3-4396-a198-cc0e4294b22e/image.png nice try mr. dolphin
That's a weird thing to just go and do
"oh no some dolphins have been beached, lol lets study their clits" - at least one person
"We found dead ones! let's go get some dolphin pussy!!"
But better, you say? 🤔
Honestly surprised this hadn't been done already.
Another article about this: https://qz.com/1589590/dolphin-clitorises-suggest-the-animals-have-sex-for-pleasure/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Holyoke_College https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/projects/college-mobility/mount-holyoke-college Women who love dolphins too much and are funded by rich parents, perhaps?
Marine biologist Jotaro Kujo is leading the research with funding from the charitable Speedwagon Foundation.
How can we harness this power?
I have the wrong thoughts in my head right now
Surely the next step is to test the intensity of [the dolphin] orgasm by carefully stimulating the clitoris [with my dick]
I think you'll need to get in line with these scientists
Mystery solved, time to pack up and go home, gang.
LIBERAL arts college. Of course. Leave it to the LIBS to go and "study" dolphin pussy. Smh.
So, when 'scientists' do it to dolphins, it's perfectly acceptable but when I do it to random women on the street, I'm "disturbing the peace."
this news has me thinking some very unacceptable thoughts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31AWe-FN7CA Ah, love.
Malcolm Brenner would, dunno if he is though.
Y'all need to get ladi
Brennan Huh.
Yeah, looks like the context is that its more easily stimulated during intercourse, instead of on humans where you need to actively find it and go at it.
It's actually not that hard, I got you fam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIjv9sssDa4
This is going to help me so much. Thank you.
This means we have to incorporate dolphin DNA into our genome at some point, doesn't it?
Obligatory https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovatt
Look, I'm gonna be honest. I fucked a dolphin.
I'm not saying I would, but given the chance...
Wasn't there a thread on very old facepunch about a website featuring dolphin-fucking, or was that a vision of a dark alternate reality that was beamed into my brain as punishment for my sins?
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