New "consent condom" requires two pairs of hands to open
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Big corporation makes a shallow marketing statement and upper-middle class people on Twitter pat themselves on the back about how important of a statement this is while doing nothing to combat sexual assault.
Yeah, I was thinking about a scenario:
This is great for when you bring someone home from let's say, a nightclub!
You're kind of hammered, but you know protection is important!
However, this fucking box won't open, even with the help of your new-found partner.
Well, fuck the condom I guess, raw-dogging it is!
Rape could still occur even if the other person helped open the box
This could be seriously harmful tbh. I imagine somebody less informed about the concept of consent is going to assume that the person they're fucking can't change their mind mid-intercourse because they opened the box together.
needs a 3rd pair of hands for jesus
It's all about making a positive statement. They obviously don't expect this to stop rape or anything like that.
Jesus take my cock
"Contraception should be locked away"
Making a positive statment seems about as helpful as tweeting "sending thoughts and prayers" honestly and you could have done it without the expensive condom box.
Although it does give us the phrase "your statement was about as helpful as a four handed condom box."
Because nobody would buy something like this in the first place.
Unless you got a fetish for not being able to open it.
Should be a rubix cube that you would have to solve
On top of requiring extra patience in maintaining my excitement, now I require even further assistance in opening the condom package itself!
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