• Winter is coming, and so are babies with Game of Thrones names
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If you name your kid Arya / Khaleesi, you're a non-committal lil' bitch. Instead, go full balls to the wall and hit them with that, 'Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.'
Personally I'm going with Dickon Manwoody
If I have a child, I will name it 'Game of Thrones Season 8', because what is dead may never die.
Honestly sometimes I wonder if we should make name changes easier and generally think of the name our parents give us as being a default or placeholder. It certainly would be convenient if you converted to islam but your mom named you Christian, or if you prefer fallout but your parents legally branded you dovahkiin for free stuff.
This is gonna be really awkward for kids named John.
Everyone should get a cost and hassle free name change at 16 and 30. One at 16 to get rid of shit names your parents called you and the one at 30 to change your name back to something normal instead of PussySlayer420 that you picked when you were 16.
You missed her new one, incinerator of children
GOT is overrated shit
Reminds me of this meme https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9f/5e/18/9f5e18de44aa651b5b38f82a42b371a0.jpg
Well, I don't think anyone can deny that right now, Season 8, it really is overrated shit.
How creative
Depends which season we're talking about.
Well, it is now
The first 4 seasons were not overrated IMO. It did start to decline but was still a good show up until this season. Oh well, it's the best marketing campaign George RR Martin could hope for in selling his books.
If it was me, I'd name my kid John, just like naked snake. Then people would go "ok, """""john""""."
Arya is pretty good as a name tbqh. Khaleesi, on the other hand, is fucking garbage.
Yeah. I still don't understand why people are defending it, and I don't even watch the show. The reactions so many longtime fans are having to this season is making it sound like the most disappointing thing thing since the Star Wars prequels. And contrary to what the minority of defenders are saying, people aren't disappointed at where the story is going; they're disappointed that the execution is completely botched.
absolute dunces the parents are
I talked to someone who said he felt weird getting a boner over Arya's nude scene because his 3 year old daughter is called Arya.
Could be worse. https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/129/c9a9923d-dae4-451f-ae6d-50b9c762782b/Skyrim_5a2e35_2893750[1].jpg Little Dovahkiin will be 8 this year.
Wait, the Twilight movies are 10 years old already? The fuck.
The books are more than that, the last one, Breaking Dawn, is 11 years old, while the oldest is 14. The Twilight movie is 11 years old, and Breaking Dawn is 10.
Naming your daughter Khaleesi is essentially naming her "The woman who gets fucked by the Horse Lord". That's a shit name. Arya is good though.
At least a lot of the male names are sorta normal Tyrone Jeff Jon Gray Worm Jamie Sam Peter
I really hope the backlash from this season from the show doesn't scare GRRM away from writing the books the way he wants them to end
Hermione is a real name though.
i remember my brother saying that hed name his kid something from this show at one point glad he isnt lol that shit is cringy imo and isnt something that should be forced on a kid
I think its fair to assume that with an embarrassing name, the most mockery you'll receive during you lifetime will be in school (elementary in particular). As a minor you generally can't change your own name, so by the time you'd be able to, the damage has already been done. Some European countries like mine have naming law which provides a list of acceptable given names (a few thousand) with the option to submit one for approval. It's not a perfect system but at least it filters out stuff like "Nintendó" or "Radiátor"
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