Turns Out The Emoji Movie is a Trash Pile Riddled With Shitty Product Placement. Who Knew? - Sensationalist Headlines

why does sony hate humanity

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;52513771]why does sony hate humanity[/QUOTE] Amy Pascal.

I really hope parents are proactive to not show their children this. [sp]This will never happen, this movie is going to make fucking millions because of the next generation. Fuck us.[/sp]

[QUOTE=BackSapper;52513824]I really hope parents are proactive to not show their children this. [sp]This will never happen, this movie is going to make fucking millions because of the next generation. Fuck us.[/sp][/QUOTE] And then: [U]THE EMOJI MOVIE[/U][B]2[/B] YOU BOUGHT THE FIRST ONE, THAT MUST MEAN YOU WANT MORE

and they just cashed the check from spiderman homecoming too. Oh well.

I wonder how much money they'll get from people seeing it ironically

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/PnvM2KG.png[/IMG] "Theatrical release poster" [editline]27th July 2017[/editline] it's back to normal

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;52513924][IMG]https://i.imgur.com/PnvM2KG.png[/IMG] "Theatrical release poster" [editline]27th July 2017[/editline] it's back to normal[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://68.media.tumblr.com/ae3c88bdc8e5941a12e0dea44de280ab/tumblr_otrtziKJgR1shekw2o1_1280.png[/IMG]

its at 8% on metacritic thats the lowest ive ever seen

"Brought to you by the good people at Sony."

I tell myself that it wouldn't have been so bad if stuff like the apps or phone were knockoffs of real things. This movie was clearly made to make as much money as possible and nothing more.

And that is why you fail

[QUOTE=Zeos;52513798]Amy Pascal.[/QUOTE] Don't blame me I didn't do anything.

[QUOTE=Pascall;52514105]Don't blame me I didn't do anything.[/QUOTE] Do not worry, you can type grammer complete sentences at least. In not UPPER CASE.

[media]https://twitter.com/h3h3productions/status/890704029784743936[/media] [media]https://twitter.com/jacksfilms/status/890710176180781056[/media]

[QUOTE=Fayez;52514003]"Brought to you by the good people at Sony."[/QUOTE] Appropriate avatar.

Truly a masterpiece. :v:

[QUOTE=averygoodname;52513517]why didn't they just do the fucking popeye movie[/QUOTE] Hell, why not make that Medusa movie that Lauren Faust was making? On the bright side, we did get Samurai Jack Season 5, but was it worth it to see Emoji movie exist?

[QUOTE=Takuat;52513486]C'mooooon bomb and selling the Spidey rights.[/QUOTE] they're gonna sell the emoji rights to marvel

[QUOTE=Swiket;52514173]they're gonna sell the emoji rights to marvel[/QUOTE] Poop Emoji is now part of the MCU.

Sad thing is Emoji movie will make money from all the fucking toys and shit you see everywhere even if the movie itself doesn't make money.

this is going to be a meme it's so bad, and make a shitload of money because it's going to be trash. I believe this is simply a product of good marketing, they're going to make a killing off of a trash movie.

Patrick Stewart said the moment he heard what role he was asked to play he said yes right away, he though the idea was hilarious. And knowing his sense of humour, I'm not surprised.

Can't believe TJ Miller dropped Deadpool 2 for this.

[QUOTE=LAMB SAUCE;52514211] I believe this is simply a product of [b]good[/b] marketing, they're going to make a killing off of a trash movie.[/QUOTE] There's a world of a difference between good marketing and [i]more[/i] marketing imo.

[QUOTE=Tuskin;52514221]Patrick Stewart said the moment he heard what role he was asked to play he said yes right away, he though the idea was hilarious. And knowing his sense of humour, I'm not surprised.[/QUOTE] Well I mean the check is already cashed and I'm sure he probably enjoyed the work because it is just so ridiculous, and he already has such a storied career that even guest starring as literal poop in a garbage fire won't damage his career one iota, so yeah, I don't blame him at all.

[QUOTE=LAMB SAUCE;52514211]this is going to be a meme it's so bad, and make a shitload of money because it's going to be trash. I believe this is simply a product of good marketing, they're going to make a killing off of a trash movie.[/QUOTE] So basically the Adam Sandler effect? (For those who don't know, the "Adam Sandler Effect" describes a phenomenon where a heavily panned movie can still do financially well as long as it has the right marketing and A LOT of product placement).

Maybe if we try hard enough and believe long enough, it'll break math and go into the negatives as far as ratings go.

RT finally gave it a consensus. it's pretty fitting [img]http://i.imgur.com/0ZbZQXW.png[/img] [url]https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_emoji_movie[/url]

[QUOTE=Gimme20dollaz;52514286]You got your Millers mixed up. [I]Tim[/I] Miller is the one that left Deadpool 2.[/QUOTE] TJ Miller is in Deadpool however.