Turns Out The Emoji Movie is a Trash Pile Riddled With Shitty Product Placement. Who Knew? - Sensationalist Headlines

[QUOTE=KnightRider25;52514786]I'm sure critics will hate the movie, but it's sadly still going to make it's money back easily, especially from brainless teenagers (mostly).[/QUOTE] I don't think it'll be teenagers, ages 9-13 seems like a better fit. to be fair I think pretty much everyone sees this for what it is, a half assed cash grab

The best part of this movie will be the Half in the Bag that it's going to spawn.

[QUOTE=Fayez;52515186]The best part of this movie will be the Half in the Bag that it's going to spawn.[/QUOTE] It'll be a good BotW choice too

My girlfriend kept saying "we should see it" when I told her it had a 0% rating on RT help

[QUOTE=gk99;52515201]My girlfriend kept saying "we should see it" when I told her it had a 0% rating on RT help[/QUOTE] A terrible tragedy is a comedy, a terrible comedy is a tragedy. This just terrible.

[QUOTE=gk99;52515201]My girlfriend kept saying "we should see it" when I told her it had a 0% rating on RT help[/QUOTE] I'm sorry for your loss.

[QUOTE=gk99;52515201]My girlfriend kept saying "we should see it" when I told her it had a 0% rating on RT help[/QUOTE] Do you need any help setting up a Tinder account? You are available now, right?

[QUOTE=gk99;52515201]My girlfriend kept saying "we should see it" when I told her it had a 0% rating on RT help[/QUOTE] If she is that interested in the movie and you tried to change her mind. Watch it with her out of empathy and kindness. The Emoji movie could be quite the experience for the both of you.

[QUOTE=Howlthrug;52515306]If she is that interested in the movie and you tried to change her mind. Watch it with her out of empathy and kindness. The Emoji movie could be quite the experience for the both of you.[/QUOTE] It'll be an experience, alright. Emphasis on EX.

[QUOTE=Fayez;52515186]The best part of this movie will be the Half in the Bag that it's going to spawn.[/QUOTE] They can probably always make an exception, but I'm afraid RLM won't cover this at all because they don't do animated movies in general.

[QUOTE=gk99;52515201]My girlfriend kept saying "we should see it" when I told her it had a 0% rating on RT help[/QUOTE] you should see it

[QUOTE=Howlthrug;52515306]If she is that interested in the movie and you tried to change her mind. Watch it with her out of empathy and kindness. The Emoji movie could be quite the experience for the both of you.[/QUOTE] Yeah but on the other hand, fuck sony Our baby boy spiderman needs to go home to MCU

fuck I was hoping this movie to be at least decent, not embarrassment of the century

[QUOTE=usaokay;52515362]He left Silicon Valley for this?[/QUOTE] No, he left because Donald Trump.

[QUOTE=gk99;52515201]My girlfriend kept saying "we should see it" when I told her it had a 0% rating on RT help[/QUOTE] Spider-man is on the line

You guys are just upset you didn't come up with such a revolutionary and youth centered masterpiece. This movie is going to send shockwaves to all the complacent directors out there in Hollywood.

[T]https://i.imgur.com/TIxpu4D.jpg[/T]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52514763]this just in it made $1 billion in china and they're planning on making an expanded universe[/QUOTE] [img]https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/emoji_movie.png[/img]

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4877122/?pf_rd_m=A2FGELUUNOQJNL&pf_rd_p=2750721702&pf_rd_r=0P7S6GFCDMSGX6DBVBX2&pf_rd_s=right-2&pf_rd_t=15061&pf_rd_i=homepage&ref_=hm_otw_t0"][IMG]http://www.wduwant.com/index_uploads/uploads/3c0f971902a4.JPG[/IMG][/URL] Oh wow.

[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;52515316]They can probably always make an exception, but I'm afraid RLM won't cover this at all because they don't do animated movies in general.[/QUOTE] I really think this might get an exception because it's THE film that can summarise almost all of their complaints about modern film productions. They won't exactly have much to say about the film I'm sure, but we might get another "Adam Sandler hack fraud" moment.

[QUOTE=gk99;52515201]My girlfriend kept saying "we should see it" when I told her it had a 0% rating on RT help[/QUOTE] Just sigh and say "This is why we can't have nice things" Remember, disappointment hurts more than anger!

[QUOTE=gk99;52515201]My girlfriend kept saying "we should see it" when I told her it had a 0% rating on RT help[/QUOTE] Bonding over terrible movies sounds great though

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;52516065]Bonding over terrible movies sounds great though[/QUOTE] If you're gonna bond, at least do it over Neil Breen's 'Double down'. He's the best.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;52516065]Bonding over terrible movies sounds great though[/QUOTE] Can you maybe bond over a bad movie that's not in its box office gross phase, at the opening weekend no less Especially this one?? Sony pictures thinks about shutting down over a bomb and suddenly everyone wants to spend $11 on watching utter shit, I don't get it

[URL="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/weekend-box-office-atomic-blonde-takes-15m-emoji-movie-collects-900k-thursday-1024914"]The movie's already made $900k with it just behind Atomic Blonde's $1.5k it seems.[/URL] [sp]let's hope it bombs[/sp]

Atomic blonde being ahead makes me happy because the projection was that emoji would make 2 million more than AB. Ofc it's Friday and I doubt kids movies typically have a lot of Thursday pre-screen turnouts [editline]28th July 2017[/editline] SOME FUCKWIT ACTUALLY GAVE IT A FRESH it's 3% now [t]http://i.imgur.com/BVXrvo1.jpg[/t] 6/10 and a negative statement got marked fresh, reminds me of ghostbusters. Are these automated?

So what I'm getting from these reviews is that there is nothing good about the film. Whereas any other bad movie will have some sort of entertainment or one thing good about it, this is just a complete waste of time and money that's not even worth watching because it's bad

One review marked fresh says the only good thing is the message, which is just stolen from wreck it Ralph

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;52516225]Atomic blonde being ahead makes me happy because the projection was that emoji would make 2 million more than AB. Ofc it's Friday and I doubt kids movies typically have a lot of Thursday pre-screen turnouts [editline]28th July 2017[/editline] SOME FUCKWIT ACTUALLY GAVE IT A FRESH it's 3% now[/QUOTE] That's a good thing imo If it's at 0%, people might still go just because "oh man it has a 0 and like almost nothing gets that"

Maybe but it was a good high fiving point