Former Neogaf Moderator arested on CP charges - Sensationalist Headlines

[QUOTE=YOMIURA;52452401][url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1262566[/url] This older than I remember[/QUOTE] Wow. tl;dr?

[QUOTE=Kazumi;52452985]Wow. tl;dr?[/QUOTE] OP is ideas guy wanted to make a sinking ship simulator, no programming experience. Hired a programmer to do the job and implement things. Was offered $110 to work on the game. Ideas guy bloated with tons of unrealistic ideas possible for just one programmer and he didn't even ask him prior while promising the features. Issues spiraled afterwards. From Wikipunch: [quote] The sequence of events: After the program's completion, pac0master creates an indiegogo page to budget the project. It is important to note that r0b0tsquid was working exclusively on the program, and pac0master had no control of the development process. After setting up the page, pac0master begins to promise features in the game without consulting with r0b0tsquid beforehand. The application itself gets an article on RockPaperShotgun, which results in pac0master getting 400$ budget on the indiegogo page. r0b0tsquid shows his frustration with pac0master and his out-of-the-blue promises he makes. A youtuber creates two (1 and 2) videos about the game, and the project's budget goes up to $4500. Predictions occur on what the fate of the game is as r0b0tsquid continues to show his frustration towards pac0master, yet he continues to work on the game. pac0master promises multiplayer support if the project reaches $5500 dollars on indiegogo. In response, r0b0tsquid announces on the page that multiplayer support is not going to happen, and continues working on the project. After apologizing, pac0master removes the features announced on the indiegogo page. The project is budgeted at $4462. R0b0tsquid fires pac0master (The 'ideas guy' who originally budgeted the project) as he only licensed out the binary to pac0master. R0b0tsquid retains the source to the project and pac0master continued to post in the thread, attempting to find a new developer all while getting showered in dumb ratings. The developer posts regularly in the thread to show updates and improvements.[/quote] Alternatively [t]https://i.imgur.com/j18iFgr.png[/t]

Sinking ship simulator sank from the get go, what a ride that was.

Who the fuck was that one user who always tryna make threats against FP and always had some videos with a high-pitched fake ass voice, His name started with a b or somethign?? also don't forget FPSthePWNER ( I still have him on steam lmao) And that one popular fp dude that had fire in his name or something? Wow I don't remember anymore.

[QUOTE=pyschomc;52454453]Who the fuck was that one user who always tryna make threats against FP and always had some videos with a high-pitched fake ass voice, His name started with a b or somethign?? also don't forget FPSthePWNER ( I still have him on steam lmao) And that one popular fp dude that had fire in his name or something? Wow I don't remember anymore.[/QUOTE] You're thinking of Blaine (I think) or that other guy obsessed with funny ratings who made a video with two girls about Facepunch funny ratings? And the last dude is Firerain (garrys alt) [url]https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=7[/url] and he's unbanned...

[QUOTE=Quark:;52454573]You're thinking of Blaine (I think) or that other guy obsessed with funny ratings who made a video with two girls about Facepunch funny ratings? And the last dude is Firerain (garrys alt)[/QUOTE] Hahaha it was his alt? Jesus

Nobody mentioned Ryu-Gi yet? Back in 2009 - 2010 we had a user named Ryu-Gi who became known for his appreciation of sadism, hatred of society, and fondness of elf rape. He believed that he had no friends because [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896625]society hated gamers[/url] and that many other gamers were like-minded individuals, despite widespread disagreement from other users. He's made threads about his wish for [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=842901]a basement full of sex slaves[/url], [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896675]his desire for a zombie apocalypse[/url] because he hates society and wants to legally kill certain people in self defence, asked for advise on [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=898376]how to live with a nun[/url] despite his rape fetish, and [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=901155]made a thread[/url] about how he was aroused watching a film where a woman is tortured and forced to drink liquefied human flesh. [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1181823]He had reformed though[/url], although he was still banned and eventually permabanned for breaking various other rules.

I remember being glad he got his shit in order, but obviously I only knew of his obsession with elves, the rest of that shit, [I]goddamn[/I].

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;52456077]Nobody mentioned Ryu-Gi yet? Back in 2009 - 2010 we had a user named Ryu-Gi who became known for his appreciation of sadism, hatred of society, and fondness of elf rape. He believed that he had no friends because [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896625]society hated gamers[/url] and that many other gamers were like-minded individuals, despite widespread disagreement from other users. He's made threads about his wish for [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=842901]a basement full of sex slaves[/url], [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896675]his desire for a zombie apocalypse[/url] because he hates society and wants to legally kill certain people in self defence, asked for advise on [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=898376]how to live with a nun[/url] despite his rape fetish, and [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=901155]made a thread[/url] about how he was aroused watching a film where a woman is tortured and forced to drink liquefied human flesh. [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1181823]He had reformed though[/url], although he was still banned and eventually permabanned for breaking various other rules.[/QUOTE] don't forget about the song [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EZocQF_MI[/media]

[QUOTE=Perrine;52456127]don't forget about the song [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EZocQF_MI[/media][/QUOTE] Don't forget his sick obsession with Megan coffey or we

its SUSAN coffey!!!!!

[QUOTE=Reagy;52453031]Sinking ship simulator sank from the get go, what a ride that was.[/QUOTE] pac0master was the sinking ship all along.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;52456077]Nobody mentioned Ryu-Gi yet? Back in 2009 - 2010 we had a user named Ryu-Gi who became known for his appreciation of sadism, hatred of society, and fondness of elf rape. He believed that he had no friends because [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896625]society hated gamers[/url] and that many other gamers were like-minded individuals, despite widespread disagreement from other users. He's made threads about his wish for [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=842901]a basement full of sex slaves[/url], [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896675]his desire for a zombie apocalypse[/url] because he hates society and wants to legally kill certain people in self defence, asked for advise on [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=898376]how to live with a nun[/url] despite his rape fetish, and [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=901155]made a thread[/url] about how he was aroused watching a film where a woman is tortured and forced to drink liquefied human flesh. [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1181823]He had reformed though[/url], although he was still banned and eventually permabanned for breaking various other rules.[/QUOTE] Wasn't he perma'd this time because he couldn't stop flooding overwatch thread with tooth brushing mercy art

[QUOTE=Quark:;52454573]You're thinking of Blaine (I think) or that other guy obsessed with funny ratings who made a video with two girls about Facepunch funny ratings? And the last dude is Firerain (garrys alt) [url]https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=7[/url] and he's unbanned...[/QUOTE] idk why people think firerain is garrys alt ive had him on steam ever since he used to go by the name warsquid and his actual name is chris [editline]11th July 2017[/editline] fps_thepwner has just an elaborate troll though someone found out by googling "kid with cast on his arm" and the second or third result was the source of fps_thepwners avatar :v:

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;52459255]Wasn't he perma'd this time because he couldn't stop flooding overwatch thread with tooth brushing mercy art[/QUOTE] Yes, but the ban before the perma I will always remember because of BDA's wording :v: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/APipHrZ.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52459283]idk why people think firerain is garrys alt ive had him on steam ever since he used to go by the name warsquid and his actual name is chris [/QUOTE] i know i just like saying it because people like pyschomc believe it

[QUOTE=Quark:;52459717]i know i just like saying it because people like pyschomc believe it[/QUOTE] I never believed lmao I have him on steam tho.

[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;52447115]This is just about the second most stupidly obvious catfishing I've ever seen, only beat by the guy who thought his internet girlfriend (male) had resurrected her brother and had psychic powers.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Quark:;52447137]ohhh now i [I]know[/I] you're talking about Zoey. guy who pretended to be a girl/cyborg/government terminator on facepunch :v: everyone always corrected people's "he" to "she" lmfao[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Chubbs;52447378]"government terminator" i need to hear more about this shit[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Quark:;52447961]this is all from memory so if anyone else remembers better, feel free to correct me. Zoey was a GLua coder / modder for Garry's Mod. Zoey was a male from Russia that pretended on Steam and later Facepunch to be a girl. Eventually, another Facepunch poster (whose name escapes me) fell for the bait, and started an Internet Relationship with Zoey that lasted several months / about a year(?)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Quark:;52448013]oh my god i actually found it. [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=943541[/url] dear lord hahahahaha[/QUOTE] I've just written a short page about this on Wikipunch, hoping someone else better at writing wiki pages could contribute. [URL="http://wikipunch.com/FPtje"]http://wikipunch.com/FPtje[/URL] More people should write stories on wikipunch. The history on there is always good fun to read.

[QUOTE=ReligiousNutjob;52460029]I've just written a short page about this on Wikipunch, hoping someone else better at writing wiki pages could contribute. [URL="http://wikipunch.com/FPtje"]http://wikipunch.com/FPtje[/URL] More people should write stories on wikipunch. The history on there is always good fun to read.[/QUOTE] Wizey needs her-[B]HIS[/B] own page too

Write me up a page friend

Since no one remembered the name, it was blakeownzu. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hav9IvtchQ[/media] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-cPt_mBA1Y[/media]

Oh shit that's who I was thinking of when I said Blaine :v: Damn those were some weird times back then eh?

[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;52420764]Lots of talk about mods but no love for my main man mikfoz? One day, we'll all wake up and realize we've just been pissing in a sea of piss. Godspeed you, mikfoz, you beautiful bastard. :terrists:[/QUOTE] I'm a literal nobody, so my greatest accomplishment on this forum is getting banned by him before his piss retirement.

[QUOTE=Quark:;52424352]That might've been keychain or that other guy that pretended to be a girl for like five years on fp lmao[/QUOTE] lmao holy shit you just reminded me of back when keychain posted that whole thread about being a girl, i remember pretending to be interested in PMs just so i could post screenshots of the secret forum they posted on about it. those were the days. that must have been like 2009 or some shit [editline]13th July 2017[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ov87N3A.png[/img] I still have the PMs, hahahaha

I knew I was right about keychain pretending to be a girl :v: care to post the PM's?

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;52456077]Nobody mentioned Ryu-Gi yet? Back in 2009 - 2010 we had a user named Ryu-Gi who became known for his appreciation of sadism, hatred of society, and fondness of elf rape. He believed that he had no friends because [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896625]society hated gamers[/url] and that many other gamers were like-minded individuals, despite widespread disagreement from other users. He's made threads about his wish for [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=842901]a basement full of sex slaves[/url], [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896675]his desire for a zombie apocalypse[/url] because he hates society and wants to legally kill certain people in self defence, asked for advise on [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=898376]how to live with a nun[/url] despite his rape fetish, and [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=901155]made a thread[/url] about how he was aroused watching a film where a woman is tortured and forced to drink liquefied human flesh. [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1181823]He had reformed though[/url], although he was still banned and eventually permabanned for breaking various other rules.[/QUOTE] His game project, too. He tried shoehorning his fetish in there as well [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1484930[/url] I still remember some spoilers from the story, I can say the ending was probably the most predictable shit ever

[QUOTE=Quark:;52448013]oh my god i actually found it. [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=943541[/url] dear lord hahahahaha[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]The bullshit stories started. I talked to Zoey a lot and Zoey said the following things to me not just once, all the time. Read and laugh: - She was born without muscles in Russia as a twin of Joe; [B]- Her muscles were replaced with mechanical shit, that's why her voice on the microphone sounded mechanical (it was actually a voice changer...)[/B] [B]- parts of her brain were mechanical[/B] - All the mechanical shit gave made her stronger, she crushed someone's head with her bare hands - She was pyrotechnic (can ignite shit with her mind) - She can control minds - Her father tried to kill her and Joe, but Joe killed him in self-defence (years ago) - She died tons of times, but Joe had a medicine to cure death. He injected it in her and then pumped it through her body with some pump - Zoey and Joe together made "what's the world come to"[/QUOTE] That time certainly had some of the best trolls around. Starting the bolded parts, holy fuck, how could you not even think for a second how bullshit this is?