• CIA Releases a Cache of Files on Bin Ladan's Computer, Among Them Tom and Jerry, Final Fantasy 7
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[QUOTE=The freeman;52845438]Al Qaeda has some really bad PowerPoint skills. [img]https://i.imgur.com/DYYYSPo.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] You just lack an understanding of Eastern aesthetic.
[QUOTE=matt000024;52845395]That's what I thought too, but I rather believe Osama bin Laden watched Chicken Little every day.[/QUOTE] He probably watched it with the kids so at least there's that.
[URL="https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/FF/FF7BD7D82B06322ABF438717CDAEACAB_HEAL.WAV"]"Thanks Sarge!"[/URL]
[QUOTE=Aeternal;52845503][URL="https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/FF/FF7BD7D82B06322ABF438717CDAEACAB_HEAL.WAV"]"Thanks Sarge!"[/URL][/QUOTE] Yeah I saw files like that too. Pretty sure those are from one of the Army Men games. At least a few of the .wav files are from this game specifically: [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_Men:_Sarge%27s_Heroes[/url]
[QUOTE=chipsnapper2;52845210]Can we tell if it’s CSS or 1.6?[/QUOTE] 1.6 [t]https://i.imgur.com/nIoH2HP.jpg[/t] [editline]1st November 2017[/editline] Renamed it just so it was easy to point out
What the... [url]https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/1D/1D2473D1175FD5810E4A8D489A05F45E_Romance.mp3[/url]
the cia: osama bin laden murdered 3,000 people me: well fuck that guy the cia: he also has an ff7 save file with all characters at level 99. he even used the conformer / morph combo to give them max stats me: w-whoa...
i think the real question is, can we find any info about osama's steam account in the files [editline]1st November 2017[/editline] it was installed IMG-003959 icon_steam.tga
I can't wait for us to find Osama's steam profile just so we can shitpost on it.
I'm downloading the file packs I think steam is included in and I'm going to take a poke. Lets hope he's used steam offline at least once. So far, i've found text documents for c# programming, and a bunch of other weird stuff.
[QUOTE=OmTheory;52845789]I'm downloading the file packs I think steam is included in and I'm going to take a poke. Lets hope he's used steam offline at least once. [B]So far, i've found text documents for c# programming[/B], and a bunch of other weird stuff.[/QUOTE] Can you link those? I'd like to poke them with a stick for, uh, research purposes.
[QUOTE=Exploders;52845781]I can't wait for us to find Osama's steam profile just so we can shitpost on it.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't surprise me if the CIA contacted Valve to purge his account
[QUOTE=cartman300;52845801]Can you link those? I'd like to poke them with a stick for, uh, research purposes.[/QUOTE] You can find all the files over at the devices page. [url]https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index_device.html[/url] But sadly I'm getting access denied now. Maybe they've locked me out because I was downloading too much? [editline]1st November 2017[/editline] Eeek, Fairly sure the CIA just terminated my connection with the site. Getting access denied now. Shit. The bastards are trying to hide his steam account from us.
[QUOTE=Steel & Iron;52845803]Wouldn't surprise me if the CIA contacted Valve to purge his account[/QUOTE] is there a logical reason for this lol [editline]1st November 2017[/editline] I just hope he cheekily named it Osama bin Laden because that'd be fucking legendary
[QUOTE=OmTheory;52845818]You can find all the files over at the devices page. [url]https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index_device.html[/url] But sadly I'm getting access denied now. Maybe they've locked me out because I was downloading too much? [editline]1st November 2017[/editline] Eeek, Fairly sure the CIA just terminated my connection with the site. Getting access denied now. Shit. The bastards are trying to hide his steam account from us.[/QUOTE] it's probably down because of too much traffic. i can't access them either
[QUOTE=Steel & Iron;52845025]Here's more. [t]https://i.imgur.com/S4P1XzL.png[/t] Charlie bit my finger and a bunch of crocheting videos. :dogwow:[/QUOTE] fucking hell 1, 2, buckle my shoe, alphabet song ahahahhaah
Watching Osama Bin Ladin sing Poker Face is one of the weirdest things ever.
[QUOTE=elitehakor;52845863]it's probably down because of too much traffic. i can't access them either[/QUOTE] Yeah, see [url]https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound[/url] [editline]2nd November 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=Steel & Iron;52845025]Here's more. [t]https://i.imgur.com/S4P1XzL.png[/t] Charlie bit my finger and a bunch of crocheting videos. :dogwow:[/QUOTE] [img]https://i.imgur.com/65Nd2sh.png[/img] :speechless: [editline]2nd November 2017[/editline] [media]https://twitter.com/MercuryCrusader/status/925868509145346048[/media] uhhh
99% sure the cute boy video is this. [video=youtube;VeKa6po11SI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeKa6po11SI[/video]
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;52845850]is there a logical reason for this lol [editline]1st November 2017[/editline] I just hope he cheekily named it Osama bin Laden because that'd be fucking legendary[/QUOTE] It's genius, I've played with people named that and never suspected [I]a thing[/I]. [editline]3[/editline] "Nice shot, friend. By the way, does anyone work at the Pentagon?"
[QUOTE=OmTheory;52845269]I laughed really hard at around 0:55 in. He sounds like the fucking ghosts from scooby doo.[/QUOTE] Did you really copy one of the top comments :pudge: [img]https://i.imgur.com/lF8auAF.png[/img]
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;52845947] [editline]2nd November 2017[/editline] [media]https://twitter.com/MercuryCrusader/status/925868509145346048[/media] uhhh[/QUOTE] Bible Black, seriously? Bin Laden was watching hentai? [editline]2nd November 2017[/editline] Bin Laden or one of his underlings since aren't these files rather from Osama's computer more like the compound's computers
[QUOTE=Orkel;52846126]Bible Black, seriously? Bin Laden was watching hentai? [editline]2nd November 2017[/editline] Bin Laden or one of his underlings since aren't these files rather from Osama's computer more like the compound's computers[/QUOTE] I love the idea of one of Osama's henchmen sneaking onto his computer and watching porn though.
Is anybody still looking for this guys steam profile? I haven't really found shit other than pictures of pretty sunsets. And a copy of Spider Solitaire.
[QUOTE=Orkel;52846126]Bible Black, seriously? Bin Laden was watching hentai? [editline]2nd November 2017[/editline] Bin Laden or one of his underlings since aren't these files rather from Osama's computer more like the compound's computers[/QUOTE] But wait, there's more! [media]https://twitter.com/Arr/status/925815721300434944[/media] [media]https://twitter.com/Arr/status/925818243834511361[/media]
I have to say, this guy has some very weird shit on his laptop. Its like he never cleaned out his download folder.... in like 8 years.
Final Fantasy 7 is pretty apt, America = Shinra, the corporate industrial energy corporate nation destroying the planet. Al-Queda = Avalanche, terrorist rebel organization trying to dominate the world with Islam.
I wonder what he named Tifa..
[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;52845253][video=youtube;bzni5Pr1puA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzni5Pr1puA[/video] Someone find the song in the files[/QUOTE] Is... Holy fuck is this real :v: Edit: I dunno what to believe anymore.
Laughing really hard at the idea of Osama’s steam account having comments on it like "+rep" and "would trade again"
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